My name is Home Alone and I define myself as a punter, even though the frequency of my punting has diminished drastically over the last 2 - 3 years. Two things happened within the space of a few months: I turned 70; and my latest - last, so far - Regular retired.
In some ways I'm an atypical punter. Some would define a punter as a bloke who never, or rarely, sees the same SP twice; and that's definitely not me. For much of the last 15 years, I've been on the fluffy end of the punting spectrum with a series of Regulars who I could see pretty much as often as I wanted for an hour or two's - essentially vanilla - sex. Most of these SPs were, at least well into their 40s - no matter what their Stated Age was!
I guess I was in a fortunate position - the OH had pissed off down south with 'my successor'; we'd never had any kids for me to be the 'Bank of Dad' to; the mortgage was almost paid off; and best of all, I had a Final Salary pension, topped up by a couple of part-time jobs at the time I took my first nervous steps over the threshold of Sandy's Prestwich Parlour in December 2004.
I 'graduated' from Parlours to seeing Indies from AW in 2006 with my Specialist Subject as 'Reasonably-priced MILFs in the Northwest and West Yorkshire.' Over the years, I had a series of Regulars and was fortunate in that there was always a replacement waiting in the wings when the current one retired.
However, my most recent Regular - she retired probably 2½ years ago now - has been a hard act to follow, partly because it happened shortly after I turned 70, which has proved to be a bigger psychological milestone than I thought it would be. I didn't have a replacement lined up and I haven't yet developed the sort of rapport I've enjoyed with previous Regulars with any of the SPs I've seen since. I don't know if it's that the age gap between me and them is getting greater, or what.
My last appointment was early last month with a Yorkshire-based SP, who I saw, as much because she was offering 10% off a 2-hour appointment - how often does that happen with a Yorkshirewoman?!
- as because seeing her ticked one of the boxes on my punting bucket list. I'll probably see her once more but I can't see her becoming the sort of Regular I've beeen used to seeing, ever since I 'graduated' from going into Parlours to seeing Indie SPs via AW.
And I've nobody else lined up for an appointment. I've never had an AW Hotlist of girls lined up for me to choose from and I guess that one of my main motivations is that my medical condition qualifies me for 4 Cialis a month with no prescription charge!
If I can use them to get mini-me hard, then in the words of the ex-mother-in-law, I'd "be foolish not to!"
Thinking about it as I prepare this for posting, almost the only thing that's keeping me punting at present is that I'm one of the AW 'Silver Punters'!
Thanks, lads!!
