Have you ever had any comments in massage parlours about the size of your penis?

[Goldfinch]

not sure how you can start questioning other people's contributions when you haven't submitted any reviews 

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Haha give me a chance fella I only signed up here just over 5 weeks ago

Not exactly prolific yourself with your 3 reviews and 39-soon to be 40th post, surprising as you joined almost 18 months ago!

I'll file your useless info along with Jonestown's in the bin

[cueball]

But I agree I'm a newbie which I'm sure you'll point out with no reviews and very few posts-I don't have your experience-you have a lot of respect on this site-from me also-so its all good clean fun.

Actually chirpy, you're a little off the mark there.

It matters not that you've not done any reviews or you've got a low post count.

Every single one of us started with a low post count and no reviews. Contrary to popular belief, I don't attack or ridicule new members UNLESS.... they start a thread asking for recommendations without putting anything in on here, white knighting or being a dick etc etc, those buggers are fair game to me 

Fwiw.... whilst I've no idea of your credibility or honesty, I'm enjoying reading your retorts  and you've not started a thread along the lines of.... "Best bum licker in bradford wanted"

You're not ready to ask me to do a search for you yet 

[Gordon Bennett]

I'll be generous to myself and describe myself as very average build, size and proportions. Notwithstanding that I've had nice remarks about various aspects of my physique several times and my "big" cock once. Given these comments are from someone I just gave a £100+ to, I take them with a huge pinch of salt.
As to cock size, humans have evolved over millions of years with cocks needing to fit in fannies to procreate so most cocks should fit in most fannies I reckon. Lastly, no matter how big, small, wide, thick you are I guarantee she's seen one bigger and smaller.

[Goldfinch]

Actually chirpy, you're a little off the mark there.

It matters not that you've not done any reviews or you've got a low post count.

Every single one of us started with a low post count and no reviews. Contrary to popular belief, I don't attack or ridicule new members UNLESS.... they start a thread asking for recommendations without putting anything in on here, white knighting or being a dick etc etc, those buggers are fair game to me 

Fwiw.... whilst I've no idea of your credibility or honesty, I'm enjoying reading your retorts  and you've not started a thread along the lines of.... "Best bum licker in bradford wanted"

You're not ready to ask me to do a search for you yet 

A fair point well made as members are now aware I have a lot to learn being a newbie-maybe I could of worded my posts better- which apparently started with the mod comment from someone-but hey ho it'll come with time

As for starting a new thread I think once these posts have run its course I'll fly away and find another feeding station where the food is a little more palatable for a while.


I'm always willing to learn,and any advice when it's explained sensibly like yours is always appreciated and taken on board

[cueball]

As for starting a new thread I think once these posts have run its course I'll lay low and just start reading other people's post for a while      After this debacle.

No no no, keep posting, ride it out, it's only ribbing and testing.

Believe me.... the more you put in on here the more you'll get out. Disappear into the lurking shadows and you just become another leech.

Think of another thread to start  ....

How about... has a prossie ever looked at her clock whilst being podged.... you'll get a glut of replies 

[Goldfinch]

I'll be generous to myself and describe myself as very average build, size and proportions. Notwithstanding that I've had nice remarks about various aspects of my physique several times and my "big" cock once. Given these comments are from someone I just gave a £100+ to, I take them with a huge pinch of salt.
As to cock size, humans have evolved over millions of years with cocks needing to fit in fannies to procreate so most cocks should fit in most fannies I reckon. Lastly, no matter how big, small, wide, thick you are I guarantee she's seen one bigger and smaller.

Thanks for getting us back on track Gordon Bennett    well said and I totally agree

[mrfishyfoo]

How about...has a pro$$ie ever offered you a freebie or a discount if you'll let her podge you up the wrongun....

Is a much better question IMHO. 

What you reckon MrCB. 

[cueball]

How about...has a pro$$ie ever offered you a freebie or a discount if you'll let her podge you up the wrongun....

Is a much better question IMHO. 

What you reckon MrCB. 

What do I reckon?..... I reckon you've got issues  that won't be addressed until you've been nailed cross eyed.... cometh the hour, cumeth the cross eyed fish 

[Goldfinch]

No no no, keep posting, ride it out, it's only ribbing and testing.

Believe me.... the more you put in on here the more you'll get out. Disappear into the lurking shadows and you just become another leech.

Think of another thread to start  ....

How about... has a prossie ever looked at her clock whilst being podged.... you'll get a glut of replies 

Thanks cueball-more words of wisdom from you -funny enough there was one thread I've seen on another site,where the guy got a lot of abuse but actually got some decent responses,one from a working girl giving her opinion-if you think my other threads were obscure-you've seen nothing yet not sure I've got the balls to post it

As to your suggestion on the new thread-I've often caught the lady when having a massage looking at the clock,one actually looked away as she tossed me off probably become she had nothing feasible to work with

[mrfishyfoo]

What do I reckon?..... I reckon you've got issues  that won't be addressed until you've been nailed cross eyed.... cometh the hour, cumeth the cross eyed fish 

Ha !! Ha !! 

Hell yes I've got issues. The mad bitch pegged me stupid and even then she could only get me to blow once. She wasn't happy as I'd told her if she managed to get me more than once I'd pay full price. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Ha !! Ha !! 

Hell yes I've got issues. The mad bitch pegged me stupid and even then she could only get me to blow once. She wasn't happy as I'd told her if she managed to get me more than once I'd pay full price. 

Oh I forgot to say she was very impressed and commented so as at that stage I had 9".....up my arse. 

[fezzy197]

only had the odd comment that i have a big dick which is clearly nonsense.
however, i have had numerous girls say that i have a really nice looking dick. 
given the number that have said that- i actually believe it!   

[punk]

yes why do you sound surprised don't you watch porn ? the pornstars and most of the elite working girls that generally don't just call themselves elite because of what they charge can take any cock size that is brought to them and the simple solution is opening themselves up with dildos ect because if your a professional whore/escort you should not have a tight pussy that's just stupid. because believe it or not there are men that have an endowment 10inches +

15 inches is rare,to say the least. You base sex reality with porn?

There are guys with 10 inches+,which are much more common than a guy with 15 inches.Even 10+ inches are not statistic that common in % terms.

[Marmalade]

Thanks cueball-more words of wisdom from you -funny enough there was one thread I've seen on another site,where the guy got a lot of abuse but actually got some decent responses,one from a working girl giving her opinion-if you think my other threads were obscure-you've seen nothing yet not sure I've got the balls to post it

As to your suggestion on the new thread-I've often caught the lady when having a massage looking at the clock,one actually looked away as she tossed me off probably become she had nothing feasible to work with

For someone who has been here barely a month you're letting off a lot of dodgy steam. We are not really interested in the 'good opinions' of working girls here. Neither (per your earlier post) are their any mods on here. You survive or get banned. Simples. Looking forward to your reviews.

[Goldfinch]

For someone who has been here barely a month you're letting off a lot of dodgy steam. We are not really interested in the 'good opinions' of working girls here. Neither (per your earlier post) are their any mods on here. You survive or get banned. Simples. Looking forward to your reviews.

 

[Marmalade]

I was trying to be exceedingly polite, so no thumbs up needed, just take it to heart. Other posters may not be so tactful. They might be wondering what expletive the boss gives you when you get banned. 

[Plan R]

Imagine working with him 

[Goldfinch]

I was trying to be exceedingly polite, so no thumbs up needed, just take it to heart. Other posters may not be so tactful. They might be wondering what expletive the boss gives you when you get banned. 

Message understood

[Goldfinch]

Imagine working with him 

 

[Moresomes]

 I'll fly away and find another feeding station

Possibly a freudian slip. I wont be feeding the finch.

[Goldfinch]

Possibly a freudian slip. I wont be feeding the finch.

Don't worry the finch is well fed and doesn't need feeding

[fairfield]

Whats with all this rods, poles, inches stuff - don't all suppliers, wgs included, have to use metric now?
Prick size sounds so much more in cms - and prolly most wont have a clue how long/short it really is.

[Goldfinch]

Thanks fairfield for getting the thread back on track    which is why we're here I the first place

[Marmalade]

I think most of them tend to use the parasoixante system. This is a timepiece measurement which adjusts to trim a sixty minute booking down to 50 minutes and set an alarm accordingly. In terms of cock size they all use the "Wow! It's so big" system, or if the punter complains that it's a peanut, the "it's not what you have but what you do with it" system. On Saafe of course, it is translated into vernacular. 

[Ali Katt]

15 inches is rare,to say the least. You base sex reality with porn?

There are guys with 10 inches+,which are much more common than a guy with 15 inches.Even 10+ inches are not statistic that common in % terms.

Even the likes of Ron Jeremy, Wesley Pipes, Peter North, Jeff Stryker, Danny D, Big Omar Williams, Ben Dover, Sam Bourne etc aren't 10 inches. No doubt all big guys, but no porn star is 15", so I doubt the man in the street is, if I'm wrong pull out a tape measure. This reply is mainly directed towards ebonyivory.

[punk]

Even the likes of Ron Jeremy, Wesley Pipes, Peter North, Jeff Stryker, Danny D, Big Omar Williams, Ben Dover, Sam Bourne etc aren't 10 inches. No doubt all big guys, but no porn star is 15", so I doubt the man in the street is, if I'm wrong pull out a tape measure. This reply is mainly directed towards ebonyivory.

Exactly.

[fairfield]

I think most of them tend to use the parasoixante system. This is a timepiece measurement which adjusts to trim a sixty minute booking down to 50 minutes and set an alarm accordingly.....

aah,  clocks,  not cocks - now you're talking my kinda of language. Definitely 'ivor bigun' there - comes with me to every punt now. Its luminous with 7cm(3 inch?) numerals, so its pretty visible anywhere in the room. (Hope its not like that old slur about a blokes motor - the bigger his car, the smaller his ....)

Despite coming across SPs who freely comment on my private member, as yet none have commented on the big clock which i place in a prominent position in the room. Tho have certainly caught 3 recent wgs taking serious sideways glances at it.       

[Rochelle]

yes why do you sound surprised don't you watch porn ? the pornstars and most of the elite working girls that generally don't just call themselves elite because of what they charge can take any cock size that is brought to them and the simple solution is opening themselves up with dildos ect because if your a professional whore/escort you should not have a tight pussy that's just stupid. because believe it or not there are men that have an endowment 10inches +

That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my entire life. An escort shouldn't have a tight pussy? 
If I ever went to a guy's house and he showed me ten inches, I certainly would not be shagging him. I don't own dildos, I don't own any toys in fact, and I certainly would not want to be so loose to the extent you're talking about. I think my regulars would drop me in a heartbeat if I was that loose. Are you actually being serious? I think you may be on a wind-up.

[Marmalade]

That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my entire life. An escort shouldn't have a tight pussy? 
If I ever went to a guy's house and he showed me ten inches, I certainly would not be shagging him. I don't own dildos, I don't own any toys in fact, and I certainly would not want to be so loose to the extent you're talking about. I think my regulars would drop me in a heartbeat if I was that loose. Are you actually being serious? I think you may be on a wind-up.

Either that or I wouldn't be surprised if she's some feminazi popped in under a different name. Some prossies just so don't give a fuck that 'open for business' means treating the punter like a dead unwanted dildo. stupid to come on here

[Rochelle]

Either that or I wouldn't be surprised if she's some feminazi popped in under a different name. Some prossies just so don't give a fuck that 'open for business' means treating the punter like a dead unwanted dildo. stupid to come on here

I think she's loopy if she actually believes what she's saying.

[Marmalade]

I think she's loopy if she actually believes what she's saying.

Maybe just a hardened old pro with rubber fannyflaps.

I guess this might be her 'agency' External Link/Members Only which may well have a few dusty phones I would imagine. Barely mentioned on UKP (unless someone in the area can point me to a big handful of threads?) and accused of misrepresenting girls' ages and using stock photos from abroad instead of real ones.

Let's see how she responds to that. That is, if she can take her fanny-widening strap-on out for long enough.

[NickA]

only had the odd comment that i have a big dick which is clearly nonsense.
however, i have had numerous girls say that i have a really nice looking dick. 
given the number that have said that- i actually believe it!   

That's a line I have heard many times as well. I honestly think it's in the Working Girls' Guidebook To Flattering Punters. There's a place I use where three different Chinese girls have said the same thing using exactly the same words and the same hand signs ("Ooooh, lovely nice dick") and measuring it against their wrists. No way would three girls independently have the same response. That said, I do have a longer and thicker-than-average penis.

[Snoozy]

I've been told I'm hung like a baby, its 16 inches long and weighs seven pounds. I wish 

[Rochelle]

Maybe just a hardened old pro with rubber fannyflaps.

I guess this might be her 'agency' External Link/Members Only which may well have a few dusty phones I would imagine. Barely mentioned on UKP (unless someone in the area can point me to a big handful of threads?) and accused of misrepresenting girls' ages and using stock photos from abroad instead of real ones.

Let's see how she responds to that. That is, if she can take her fanny-widening strap-on out for long enough.

 
I have a feeling she won't respond.

[5th Musketeer]

That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my entire life. An escort shouldn't have a tight pussy? 
If I ever went to a guy's house and he showed me ten inches, I certainly would not be shagging him. I don't own dildos, I don't own any toys in fact, and I certainly would not want to be so loose to the extent you're talking about. I think my regulars would drop me in a heartbeat if I was that loose. Are you actually being serious? I think you may be on a wind-up.

Here you are Charissa
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though admittedly it's partly (or mostly) foreskin 

[Rochelle]

Here you are Charissa
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though admittedly it's partly (or mostly) foreskin 

Oh my God, no no no, my eyes!

[PaintingMan]

Does hysterical laughter count as a comment?

[Marmalade]

The usual twattish comment from prossies after you've requested anal is that it is suddenly indeed 'too big'.

[howrude]

I've had a number of WGs telling me that my dick is big. Whilst it could be assumed that it's something they would say just to make you feel good regardless of what size it is because they're paid, such comments have been consistent with the civies I've seen have seen. And i would expect a girl to credit you with some self awareness. So if your willy was quite obviously small, they wouldn't tell you the opposite.

I've not really had any girls express any difficulty with it. I had one comment on how here previous client also had a big dick and if she coumd take another. Then there was one who said she wasn't able to give me deeper oral.

[Punter115]

No prossie has ever said to me it is too big ....I wonder why ?  All five inches of pleasure!

[James999]

Hi guys

Now I have to admit I am slightly below average on the size of my penis,but it's never really bothered me in front of the ladies.

Something I've been wondering for a while-has anyone had any awkward experiences when having a massage and being asked to turn over-I always have a look at the lady's face most of the time it's just a smirk but can imagine they have a good laugh with all the other staff after we've all gone.

Have they laughed if your small or looked in shock if your large

Don't be shy-we all talk openly on here-share your experiences good or bad.

This will all be noted of on your records when you first register with the Massage Parlour and they do your medical, as such the girls will be able to check your file and know in advance that you have a small cock, if you ask the person doing your medical they can add a note to your file something like "Don't mention his small cock"   

Whilst the above may reassure you, the problem is that 80% or Pro$$ies can't read 

[Goldfinch]

This will all be noted of on your records when you first register with the Massage Parlour and they do your medical, as such the girls will be able to check your file and know in advance that you have a small cock, if you ask the person doing your medical they can add a note to your file something like "Don't mention his small cock"   

Whilst the above may reassure you, the problem is that 80% or Pro$$ies can't read 

 

[Marmalade]

Prossies have two holes. One for talking shite and the other to advertise their banking facility to deposit your cash. No harm in being polite to the hole in the wall. What it "thinks" can simply be offputting. 

[EbonyIvoryEscorts]

Exactly.

  i have my opinion and you have yours also I'm not a dusty old prossy neither do I work or represent park lane mayfair either ive just had clients of all sizes when I used to work as an escort 12-15 inches is uncommen but it is seen with some pornstars and some normal men also everybodys different the type of service I was providing I was dealing with all sorts of sizes and they wernt paying me money for a sub standard service if I was to deepthroat ect theyd want it done properly with loads of slobber gagging and even me being sick at times. every escort has different ways of working but worked for me doesn't necessarily work for everyone. I never had any clients that complained I was too loose if anything I used to get a lot of clients saying I was too tight and it would hurt them when they tried to enter my vagina I also worked that way so if I did happen to have a client whos lucky enough to be in that bracket of endowment I would not end up ripping my vagina flaps complaining of pain cramps and even bleeding and having to go to and e for internal bleeding

in terms of some escorts not owning dildos and toys that's entirely upto them but things work for some people and some things don't work

for example these pornstars do not just go on set and get broken into they go home with dildos and get used to the size ect the same with anal it takes the average person 2 years to get used anal properly without any discomfort
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[Ali Katt]

The usual twattish comment from prossies after you've requested anal is that it is suddenly indeed 'too big'.

The other classic is "that's extra".

[punk]

  i have my opinion and you have yours also I'm not a dusty old prossy neither do I work or represent park lane mayfair either ive just had clients of all sizes when I used to work as an escort 12-15 inches is uncommen but it is seen with some pornstars and some normal men also everybodys different the type of service I was providing I was dealing with all sorts of sizes and they wernt paying me money for a sub standard service if I was to deepthroat ect theyd want it done properly with loads of slobber gagging and even me being sick at times. every escort has different ways of working but worked for me doesn't necessarily work for everyone. I never had any clients that complained I was too loose if anything I used to get a lot of clients saying I was too tight and it would hurt them when they tried to enter my vagina I also worked that way so if I did happen to have a client whos lucky enough to be in that bracket of endowment I would not end up ripping my vagina flaps complaining of pain cramps and even bleeding and having to go to and e for internal bleeding

in terms of some escorts not owning dildos and toys that's entirely upto them but things work for some people and some things don't work

for example these pornstars do not just go on set and get broken into they go home with dildos and get used to the size ect the same with anal it takes the average person 2 years to get used anal properly without any discomfort
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Your Obsessed with Pornstars!!! A lot of them seem to be  Addicts of some kind or seem to have mental problems.

I didn't say you were a Dusty old prossie  or that you  worked or represented park lane mayfair.

[webpunter]

We don't want arguments on UKP do we now.  Here's a fluffy old song on the theme  External Link/Members Only

[punk]

We don't want arguments on UKP do we now.  Here's a fluffy old song on the theme  External Link/Members Only

 

[Marmalade]

Your Obsessed with Pornstars!!! A lot of them seem to be  Addicts of some kind or seem to have mental problems.

I didn't say you were a Dusty old prossie  or that you  worked or represented park lane mayfair.

Maybe her way of justifyin'

you know, bucket fanny, post menopause angst, the difficulties old sagbags have to put up with. Her phone's so dusty, when she picks it up it hangs down like spiders webs. So be nice eh 


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poo'r ol' laidee. she jus' want sum advertising! 

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[Cum_again]

The usual twattish comment from prossies after you've requested anal is that it is suddenly indeed 'too big'.

One girl once said that anal depended on my size, she couldn't take anything too big.

Once I got hard she swiftly replied.. 'I'll take you do problem'

A touch deflating..

But it was the first time I ever did anal so I was happy overall.

I always get told that I produce large amounts of cum though....