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External Link/Members OnlyThis punt was from awhile ago but I will try to write every detail I can remember from it.
Duration: 60 Mins
Price: 90 (10 Pound Discount was given for reason about to be stated below. I believe it is 120 now)
Comm: I have to give her 1/10 on this occasion. I confirmed the appointment time and location around 3 hours before the actual meeting took place and I even took a cab from the station because I thought I was going to be late! When I arrived, I texted her to let her know that I have arrived. She said she got her timing all wrong on her way back from lunch and said she will be about an hour late because she has to shower & get ready etc... She offered 10 pounds off - I was fuming because I had confirmed before leaving and spent a tenner on the taxi to get there to find out that I had to wait for ages! I didn't have much choice as I was already there and I had a few hours free anyway.
Venue: Flat with residents parking only. This flat was the most disorganised and filthy I had ever been in. I did get a warning from other punters but never imagined it would be this bad. I had some friends who barely cleaned and tidied up back at uni and this was significantly worse than anything I had ever seen. Would recommend the new minimalism documentary if I could.
Girl:
Appearance: Mid 40s looking, quite slim with short dyed hair. Facially not particularly attractive - 3/10, average body 5/10
Personality: Friendly, tries to make conversation and puts you to ease & her enthusiasm was one of the best I had ever come across. Its clear she is experienced. 10/10
Punt:
Kiss & apologies for the delay to start with -> paperwork -> shower wasn't offered but I insisted having one for hygiene purposes.
Started the session with some DFK to start with and then some OWO. This was some toothy OWO with little eye contact. I know other punters have praised her for this and I can fully agree that she tries and gets the rhythm and spit amount right but OWO cannot be fully enjoyed with teeth pushing down on your cock every 5 seconds. On with the actual fucking, it was much better than I had initially thought. There isn't much to complain about when the pussy is wet and tight is there? After the 1st shot, we had a quick chat about politics and went for round 2.
Overall:
OWO: 4/10
Penetration: 8/10
Enthusiasm: 10/10
Her being 1hr late wasn't the only reason for the neutral although this could easily have been an automatic negative for many. Despite her enthusiasm & great fucking, her stale breath from smoking just before the session (how about saving some time by not smoking and let me in who was waiting outside for an hour!) and spraying cheap perfume all over herself left a really unpleasant taste in my mouth for about 30 minutes after the punt. I wasn't going to bother with this review initially as she is well reviewed on UKP, but changed my mind as these factors could be a big no-no for some of you out there.