14 February soon

[Horizontal pleasures]

So who is it to be, the missus or a punt?
England expects that every man will do his duty ....

[tesla]

so its the day after the 13th and the day before the 15th, what's so special?

[threechilliman]

The Mrs has booked me for the evening so paid sex will have to wait.

Personally I can't be arsed with Valentine's day.

tcm

[TPreston]

so its the day after the 13th and the day before the 15th, what's so special?

Yeah thats how dates work. 24th and 26th lie either side of christmas in December. Presume you do something for that.

The bump in hotel prices out the potential for a proper punt for me. Like them to come to me, but bringing a WG flowers is cringe as is. Let alone on valentines

[hullad]

Valentines day

What the frig is that ???

Spend money on flowers, a meal, perfume are you all mad ...

[Alvin]

Was going to punt on the 14th but due to work can't punt at all next week.  Will just save my money and put it towards another punt.

[Type_O_Negative]

I'm sure some here will have a lovely date (it's what they think) with a hooker on VD. Poor sods they still don't understand punting is not a dating... 

[Punter115]

Could get cut prices on that day as wouldn't think the prossies will be that busy.

[wilburs horse]

I'm on my own now so this year it means nothing. Just a date on the calendar

[EnglishRebecca121]

Could get cut prices on that day as wouldn't think the prossies will be that busy.

i already have bookings for that day its always busy

[Brazilian Martian]

i already have bookings for that day its always busy

Do they bring you flowers and chocolates with the valentines card 

[Roth]

Do they bring you flowers and chocolates with the valentines card 

On the day flowers more expensive than usual. Rip off IMHO.

[Tricky Dickie]

So who is it to be, the missus or a punt?
England expects that every man will do his duty ....

I wish. I've got a business trip next week so I'm away on the 14th. Would like some fun. Every WG I'd like to book for an outcall isn't working that evening.

 

[Brazilian Martian]

On the day flowers more expensive than usual. Rip off IMHO.

  I would think that the flowers and card would be deducted from the price of the punt

[Roth]

I wish. I've got a business trip next week so I'm away on the 14th. Would like some fun. Every WG I'd like to book for an outcall isn't working that evening.

 

Either fully booked or some that think Valentines Day is too personal to be fucking punters.

[cueball]

i already have bookings for that day its always busy

Does a card and a mars bar get a discount? 

[Roth]

Does a card and a mars bar get a discount? 

Hey Big Spender ..!

[EnglishRebecca121]

Does a card and a mars bar get a discount? 

no but bring me a snickers and we have a deal x

[EnglishRebecca121]

Do they bring you flowers and chocolates with the valentines card 

some do yes...

[cueball]

no but bring me a snickers and we have a deal x

Deal is not a discount 

[Brazilian Martian]

no but bring me a snickers and we have a deal x

What about pie and chips is that good enough for a deal 

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[cueball]

Hey Big Spender ..!

Who said romance was dead eh 

[Home Alone]

Do they bring you flowers and chocolates with the valentines card 

some do yes...

God; how fluffy.   

[cueball]

What about pie and chips is good enough for a deal 

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Don't fuck it up for me , it's not a bloody bidding war, we're not on ebay 

I had her tempted at 80 quid on the hour for a 99p card and a multi pack snickers.

Then a bloody high roller like you comes along with his fancy pie n chips and whisks her away 

[Desimonic]

Getting close to the 14th and all of a sudden all the civvies are messaging and dropping subtle hints. Might not need to go punting. Good luck lads

Always thought valentines day was for chasing, not to get the missus flowers lol

[Brazilian Martian]

Don't fuck it up for me , it's not a bloody bidding war, we're not on ebay 

I had her tempted at 80 quid on the hour for a 99p card and a multi pack snickers.

Then a bloody high roller like you comes along with his fancy pie n chips and whisks her away 

[Brazilian Martian]

God; how fluffy.   

The odd thing is what exactly do you write in card to a prossie ? 

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[EnglishRebecca121]

What about pie and chips is that good enough for a deal 

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hmmmm is it a veggie pie if so i can be tempted 

[cueball]

hmmmm is it a veggie pie if so i can be tempted 

A podge for the price of a fray bentos ..... you'll do for me, sup up, you've pulled 

[Brazilian Martian]

hmmmm is it a veggie pie if so i can be tempted 

Good come back 

[wilburs horse]

What about pie and chips is that good enough for a deal 

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Fundamentally wrong. No gravy and/or mushy peas.

[Type_O_Negative]

Fundamentally wrong. No gravy and/or mushy peas.

Yuk, mushy peas is revolting, grilled tomato with cracked pepper for me!

[Whistling Dixie]

The Mrs has booked me for the evening so paid sex will have to wait.

tcm

Sex with my ex-Mrs turned out to be the most expensive sex ever.  Thank goodness I'm not with her anymore

[Spacecowb0y]

I might go down the pub and leave the Mrs at home to contemplate why hubby detests valentines day

[Kinkykate78]

Valentine's Day....meh.  Last time someone bought me chocs was my family sending them from Oz, and last time I got flowers was the orchid plant I bought myself! 

[James999]

Valentine's Day....meh.  Last time someone bought me chocs was my family sending them from Oz, and last time I got flowers was the orchid plant I bought myself! 

Are you old or nasty or a minger then?

[tesla]

Yeah thats how dates work. 24th and 26th lie either side of christmas in December. Presume you do something for that.

NO I don't celebrate any religious holidays or events

[Kinkykate78]

Are you old or nasty or a minger then?

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[Horizontal pleasures]

So who is it to be, the missus or a punt?
England expects that every man will do his duty ....

I just got my work schedule for this Tuesday which is my main punting opportunity. I am so busy for once so no time for a punt, have to go hime to the missus. I shall try and dream up something nice for her.
HP

[Jimmyredcab]

i already have bookings for that day its always busy

Which shows how many sad deluded cu*** there are out there.     

[James999]

Which shows how many sad deluded cu*** there are out there.     

A pro$$ie told me the other day she never works valentines day as that's when the really creepy / weird / deluded ones seem to come out 

But then Englishrebecca would probably like that, as if they are deluded she can probably talk at them for longer 

[fairfield]

Would be very wary of booking on 14th Feb - might make a wg more sullen and resentful than usual. Spending her 'special' day servicing punters, instead of being romanced by her significant other.

[dc0582]

I had a great valentines day punt with my old regular a couple of years ago.

[MilleMiglia]

I had a great time a couple of years back (the fact that it was Valentines Day was coincidental), when my regular pulled out of a long weekend at less than 24 hours notice. Another woman from the same agency replaced her, and I had a much better time than I normally would have done with my regular.

[hsn23]

My reg is away til the 15th 

[cueball]

I notice mrs fray bentos has gone quiet on this thread.... obviously the pie deal was just hot air 

[Hertsgent]

I have a date in the morning ( ), and will have to do family duty in the evening - which will involve hopefully getting the Mrs so plastered that she passes out and I don't have to do "that" duty

[agent47]

What happens when you fuck a prossie on Valentines? Does it also feel different to   

[Bangers and Gash]

A podge for the price of a fray bentos

Even at that price you're still getting robbed. 

[cueball]

Even at that price you're still getting robbed.

What about if I eat the pie and just take her the tin?

They made marvellous ashtrays