just over the border...

[mart802]

Not strictly Yorkshire.. but im a sheffield lad.. and i got my passport out and popped into chesterfield the other day...

To try an ad i found on adultwork and vivastreet.
Sensations... in holmewood.

A flat with a great homely feel. A lady that seems to run the show.. who is lovely by the way.
i saw Sophia... gorgeous brunette. Fabulous body. Great persona. Friendly.
good time had. No rush. Made all the right noises.

Said was from Nottingham but had decided to set up this way of the world.
Paid 50 for 30min.. massage.. sex... was a good punt.

[mart802]

 External Link/Members Only

Advert on adultwork.

[WelshClipper]

Marty

How nice of you to do this post. I also checked out your review from October 20th.

Both are missing a link and to say they are both incoherent is possibly a little unkind but I really cannot understand what you are saying. Maybe read the ukp rules on posting reviews. They are very helpful to
beginners if you want your posts to be acknowledged.

Hope this helps. 

[mart802]

Firstly, who is Marty. This is not "Back to the Future".. I am not of the McFly family tree.
Secondly it appears my link is there for all to see in the replies.
This is not a review.. it is purely a thread about punting on my area.
I am actually going to provide a review in the relevant area after a second visit.. as i feel i cannot get a true feel after only a single visit.

If my way of expression, and grammar offends you then don't read my threads/reviews/replies.
I'm not really bothered as everyone else seems to find them eligable and informative.

Thanks for being the most unfriendly person i have encountered here.

[kingkong69]

Bit confused  about the prices Marty,It says 70 for 30mins on profile..

[vw]

Marty

No need to call anyone Marty it is Mart, round this way being called Marty is a very bad insult, and if your so perfect ClipClop why not notice Chesterfield is Derbyshire and thus East Midlands.

Just Saying 

[WelshClipper]

No need to call anyone Marty it is Mart, round this way being called Marty is a very bad insult, and if your so perfect ClipClop why not notice Chesterfield is Derbyshire and thus East Midlands.

Just Saying 

To me, it was completely innocent at the time I said it. The other Marty never came into my head. I suppose if his name was Bill and I would have said Billy, it would have been fine. I gave some perfectly good advice and the guy took it all the wrong way and painted me as an unfriendly person. I cannot help that and there was certainly zero value in me coming back with some smartass retort.

You win some you lose some, what can I say.

I rest my case before the court of appeal and my judges 

[vw]

To me, it was completely innocent at the time I said it. The other Marty never came into my head. I suppose if his name was Bill and I would have said Billy, it would have been fine. I gave some perfectly good advice and the guy took it all the wrong way and painted me as an unfriendly person. I cannot help that and there was certainly zero value in me coming back with some smartass retort.

You win some you lose some, what can I say.

I rest my case before the court of appeal and my judges 

Well when your first contact is with someone and they call you illiterate its a bit rude unless they give a link to a site that could help ! You could have put the link to the review writing. 

External Link/Members Only

[WelshClipper]

Well when your first contact is with someone and they call you illiterate its a bit rude unless they give a link to a site that could help ! You could have put the link to the review writing. 

External Link/Members Only

I grant you that.....

[NIK]

No need to call anyone Marty it is Mart, round this way being called Marty is a very bad insult, and if your so perfect ClipClop why not notice Chesterfield is Derbyshire and thus East Midlands.

Just Saying 

I am in Chesterfield and immensely proud to be a 'Derbyshire lad' rather than a Yorkie, however as Chesterfield is twice as near Sheffield than it is to Derby or Nottingham and only 5 miles or so from the South Yorks border I do find the Yorks board more relevant to me than the East Midlands one. Chesterfield is one of those borderline areas where reports really need to go in both Yorkshire and East Midlands, although you go just a few miles south of the town ie Clay Cross and it's definitely East Midlands. The problem is that Yorkshire is so big we could really do with separate boards for West and South Yorks. Sheffield is relevant to me but Leeds isn't.

Regarding this particular profile, for those who don't know Holmewood is one of those declining ex mining villages and a bit of a dump. It is also a few miles from Chesterfield.
As for the profile, the photos, like so many, are fucking useless. Although it's probably a 15 minute drive for me I don't think I will be going. 

[mart802]

I took a chance as was in the area.
The adultwork profile tells very little. As does the vivastreet one.
But the lady that runs it is really nice. It's a shame the description and pictures aren't better.
I'm thinking of returning again. I'd rather travel to there than some of the local Sheffield ones.
I agree that Chesterfield is a strange place being closer to Sheffield than derby. Hence why I was a little naughty putting it in the Yorkshire threads.

[vw]

I took a chance as was in the area.
The adultwork profile tells very little. As does the vivastreet one.
But the lady that runs it is really nice. It's a shame the description and pictures aren't better.
I'm thinking of returning again. I'd rather travel to there than some of the local Sheffield ones.
I agree that Chesterfield is a strange place being closer to Sheffield than derby. Hence why I was a little naughty putting it in the Yorkshire threads.

Most people search buy number anyway for reviews or seatch by town name so no real problem was only brought up to prove taffyclipper wrong !

[mart802]

Bit confused  about the prices Marty,It says 70 for 30mins on profile..

I was ready to pay 70. And really when i saw Sophia that day, even a tight yorkshireman like myself would have habded it over with a smile.
Turns out 30 min with a massage and 1 service is 50.
two services is 70. And i think there was an 80 option.

[WelshClipper]

Most people search buy number anyway for reviews or seatch by town name so no real problem was only brought up to prove taffyclipper wrong !

Wait till I do my second review, I am determined it will be up to the quality of Mart's.

With the greatest respect to all parties. 

[vw]

Wait till I do my second review, I am determined it will be up to the quality of Mart's.

With the greatest respect to all parties. 

Marts is not a review its in the discussions section.

[WelshClipper]

Marts is not a review its in the discussions section.

I love discussions that I don't understand. All I could figure out was the lady 'made all the right noises' which leaves a lot to the imagination.

 

[mart802]

I love discussions that I don't understand. All I could figure out was the lady 'made all the right noises' which leaves a lot to the imagination.

 

Are you still going on...

Zzzzzzźzzz

Bored now...

Do you understand that or shall i pad it out with long words to make you feel better?