There were elements to this punt that made me think I ought to make it a neutral, and I'm sure some members who read this review will say it should be a negative. But after a little bit of agonising I'm sure I want it listed as a positive. In the end I did enjoy myself, the girl really turned me on and I liked her too.
It all started when I found this old thread a couple of weeks ago:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=59213.msg761088;topicseen#msg761088Thanks to the OP's later post on December 19 there was a current link for "the youngest-looking Asian escort in London":
External Link/Members OnlyThe pictures on that page were a serious temptation. In fact I couldn't get her out of my head over Christmas. But as the thread made clear, if I succumbed to her youthful lure then it wouldn't be the wildest no-holds-barred experience of my life.
So we came to tonight. I had the whole evening free and was determined to have a punt. In mid-afternoon I tried for a reverse booking (outcall at my place). Had a lot of success with those in the past, but not one sodding bid tonight. Next I looked at who was available on AW, cross-referencing with UK Punting and my hotlist. As many of you know, it's possible to chuck away a whole day doing that. But I gave up after 90 minutes of not finding anyone to tempt me. And I thought, dammit, let's give "the youngest-looking Asian escort in London" a go.
Comms: straightforward with female pimp/madam who spoke good English. I asked exactly what was included in the advertised "£150 AN HOUR FOR A FULL SERVICE MASSAGE" and after a couple more questions was told kissing, fondling, oral, reverse oral, 69 and protected sex and uniforms. This was not entirely accurate, you may not be surprised to hear. Anyway, I was directed to a very well-known building about a five-minute walk from South Kensington Tube station.
How it went: First impression when I walked in was that it was the same face as in the pictures (though I confess I'm only about 80% sure of that — so much more difficult with Asian faces). However, her hair was different (jet black with no blonde tints, fringe partly grown out) and her body was more adult-looking. She looked 18-21 rather than the pervy prospect of an 18-year-old who could pass for 15. So that was the Unique Selling Point out of the window, but she still looked damned hot. Petite, slender, with beautifully shaped little tits and large, proud nipples. And she was nice and friendly; a cheeky little miss with a kind of slinky feline quality. Not much English, but enough. So I didn't walk.
She was wearing a kind of maid outfit with a sexy flared mini-skirt. I'm not really turned on by school uniforms so I didn't ask for that, and the outfit came straight off when we got on to the bed anyway. Things started well with me on my back and her rubbing her tits all over my body. But when I tried to kiss her it was just a peck on the lips before she turned away and presented her cheek. This became a recurring joke between us as I kept trying, but I never got more than a peck. No question of DFK, then, but she does have a knack of turning you down with good humour.
(I can already feel the more militant punters doing this.
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Next came oral and I was surprised to be asked if I wanted it with or without or a condom. When I said "no condom" she did a little pantomime of surprise: "Oh, really? No condom? You sure?" And so we began, and after a few minutes of very nice shaft-licking and ball-sucking she tapped the head of my cock and said. "I only suck here with condom" [sad face]. So I could only laugh at her cheek and tell her to put a damned condom on and shove the whole thing in her mouth. Which she did, with moderate skill. I'm not a huge OWO fiend so this wasn't too bitter a disappointment. But she kept telling me how big I was (I'm not) so I could tell there would be more messing about.
Next I asked for 69 and I couldn't work out what her reply meant. When I asked again, she tapped her coccyx and and said: "Hard here. No 69 but you suck me later, OK?" I think she meant "hurt", rather than "hard", which still made no sense. But it did mean no 69. After that I had to push her to lie down and be licked. Now I may not have a huge cock but I've been told I have a hugely talented tongue. It made no impression on little Annie, though. She suffered about two minutes before wriggling free and suggesting sex.
Cowgirl started badly. She did that thing of keeping her hand around my shaft to control the degree of penetration and it seemed for a moment that she wouldn't take it away. But this then turned into a giggly game between us — and I won! I kept shifting my angle of attack and pulling her closer while I nibbled her tits and after a minute she just gave in and collapsed on top of me and I got full penetration. This was the best part of the punt... I really went for it, holding her tight, kissing her all over her face (mouth still out of bounds) and pounding really hard. I could feel my sap rising and decided to go with it.... and I had a fantastic orgasm. I kept pumping and pumping afterwards and when she finally climbed off the condom was totally full of spunk, even though I'd cracked one out in the shower that morning.
After a trip to the bathroom she came back and curled herself into me. It felt really good lying and talking (as best we could) like that. But when she noticed I had started fiddling with the old man to bring him back to life she asked why. "Second time!" I said brightly. "Only one time!" she protested. "No way!" I said. I pointed at my watch and said we had 25 minutes left... plenty of time. If I could only come once then I would not have booked her for an hour. "You came too soon... only one time" she said. "You too exciting... could not stop" I told her, which raised a giggle. "So tired," was her next gambit. "Don't care... I'm not tired. And you are being paid," I pointed out.
Finally, we negotiated a compromise. A hand job while she did that slinky thing with her tits over my chest and sucked my nipples. Although I can always get hard twice I often struggle to cum the second time. No problem here. At the 45-minute mark I was spurting a much smaller white stream over her dainty hand. Felt brilliant.
She did the curling her body into me thing again and after more fondling and body-kissing it was me who decided to bail with five minutes still on the clock.
Conclusion: So, are her mid-teen-temptation pictures currently accurate? No. Were her services mis-sold? Yes. Did she mess me about a bit? Yes. But did she really turn me on and give me two earth-shaking orgasms. Oh yes. And did I like her minxy little personality and get a kick out of the playful games and negotiations. I did. I left the room happy. So, for me, personally, it was a positive.
Sorry this review has turned into a miniature War and Peace, but at least anyone as turned on as I was by her pictures has a good idea what to expect.
