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Hugeadmirer · « **Reply #300 on:** April 11, 2019, 12:54:16 pm »

How about Victoria? I’ve searched but can’t find any info

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Hugeadmirer · « **Reply #301 on:** April 12, 2019, 12:53:46 pm »

Quote from: kuck on May 01, 2018, 09:14:30 pm

Aurora's profile picture is not real. That's Miriam Leone External Link/Members Only . Was she anything like the picture?

Does anyone have more info on her?

Hugeadmirer · « **Reply #302 on:** April 12, 2019, 12:55:54 pm »

Quote from: Hugeadmirer on April 11, 2019, 12:54:16 pm

How about Victoria? I’ve searched but can’t find any info

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I text and got directed to a website for prices and services. I didn’t save the website but it had a range of attractive girls. I prefer independents so didn’t go any further. In her text she said no oral or sex

VFM · « **Reply #303 on:** April 15, 2019, 11:31:18 am »

Quote from: Hugeadmirer on April 09, 2019, 02:47:20 pm

Has anyone seen the new Argentinian?

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I messaged her. She wanted 200 for 1 tantric! No thanks!

rocky187 · « **Reply #304 on:** April 15, 2019, 07:45:57 pm »

Quote from: VFM on April 15, 2019, 11:31:18 am

I messaged her. She wanted 200 for 1 tantric! No thanks!

forget ringing her this week then. Back to the drawing board!

Jim7519 · « **Reply #305 on:** April 29, 2019, 11:47:05 am »

Quote from: electronicjimbob on January 11, 2019, 12:44:15 am

I've seen Kitty. She delivers massage in a flat in Earls Court. Just on a mattress / sheets - no table. Quickly proceeds to sensual touching, very limited massage. She is quite good a pretending that she is a legit masseuse, but that just on this occasion it got out of hand - something I like. Now, the main thing to say about Kitty is that she has splendid tits. They are huge and firm and real. She basically lets you do what you like with her body for the whole session, but no sex, no oral. I felt she was overpriced, but it was worth just once to play with those massive melons.

I tried to contact her this morning . She was very unfriendly on the phone..Not sure if i still want to pursue.. A shame because she looks very hot on Pictures

Mike0 · « **Reply #306 on:** April 29, 2019, 04:39:26 pm »

I've seen her. She will not offer extras unless you ask. If you want a massage, avoid her; She's rubbish at it. Patting and pressing here and there and shuffling oil around. Terrible clock watcher and barley gives you front time. She offered me no shower and nearly killed my back.

D. or otherwise known as Dorota:

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I don't know how to add more then one photo in one reply so I'll post one for each.

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Mike0 · « **Reply #307 on:** April 29, 2019, 04:40:25 pm »

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Mike0 · « **Reply #308 on:** April 29, 2019, 04:40:44 pm »

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tomato sauce and waffles · « **Reply #309 on:** April 29, 2019, 05:11:42 pm »

Quote from: Mike0 on April 29, 2019, 04:39:26 pm

I don't know how to add more then one photo in one reply so I'll post one for each.

Hold the "Ctrl" button on your keyboard and select each image file you want to upload. Let got. Then click on "Open".

Mike0 · « **Reply #310 on:** April 29, 2019, 05:30:24 pm »

Oh cool, It wasn't intuitive to me that this was possible on this forum. Thanks!

Mike0 · « **Reply #311 on:** April 30, 2019, 06:30:24 pm »

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Anyone been to see Margarita ? External Link/Members Only ?

Claims she's professional

She wouldn't allow without a towel - an excuse not to massage a third of the body.. Outright degradation to my schmeckle. She's not disgusted by my 1 pound per minute but she's disgusted by the site of my penis. Humiliation to the male body.

Ganaffe · « **Reply #312 on:** May 17, 2019, 09:26:43 pm »

Anyone tried Adine? Says she’s not into anything but professional but that is probably copy pasta for other sites...she’s quite a looker so might not be genuine, anyone?

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pokerman · « **Reply #313 on:** May 20, 2019, 05:50:56 am »

Went to see Sol, the new Argentinian girl a few days ago. It took me something like 20 or so messages over 2 weeks to arrange a booking. And what a letdown ! The girl herself is not unattractive and has a good figure but unfortunately is about 10 years older that the pics on massage.me. I would put her age as mid 30’s

Her massage is extremely lacklustre to put it mildly and when she thinks the time has come to up the tempo, the result is very mechanical. I paid £200 for what was supposed to be 2 hours of sensual massage. After 50 minutes, the alarm on her phone sounded and she told me I had just 10 minutes left having done nothing more than get naked and play with my very uninterested dick for 10 minutes. I had to remind her that I hadn’t made the booking for a “tantric” massage, which she mistakenly thought she was giving me, but just a sensual massage for 2 hours. However by this time I was really bored and suggested we should finish after 1 hour with a refund of £100 to which she agreed.

In conclusion, although I found the girl quite friendly the massage was extremely poor, I found the booking totally lacking in any sensuality plus she is over priced for the service she is providing.

Hugeadmirer · « **Reply #314 on:** May 20, 2019, 07:23:02 am »

Thanks for taking one for the team Pokerman - sorry it was a let down. At least you didn’t pay the rediculous prices she quoted previously

Quote from: pokerman on May 20, 2019, 05:50:56 am

Went to see Sol, the new Argentinian girl a few days ago. It took me something like 20 or so messages over 2 weeks to arrange a booking. And what a letdown ! The girl herself is not unattractive and has a good figure but unfortunately is about 10 years older that the pics on massage.me. I would put her age as mid 30’s

Her massage is extremely lacklustre to put it mildly and when she thinks the time has come to up the tempo, the result is very mechanical. I paid £200 for what was supposed to be 2 hours of sensual massage. After 50 minutes, the alarm on her phone sounded and she told me I had just 10 minutes left having done nothing more than get naked and play with my very uninterested dick for 10 minutes. I had to remind her that I hadn’t made the booking for a “tantric” massage, which she mistakenly thought she was giving me, but just a sensual massage for 2 hours. However by this time I was really bored and suggested we should finish after 1 hour with a refund of £100 to which she agreed.

In conclusion, although I found the girl quite friendly the massage was extremely poor, I found the booking totally lacking in any sensuality plus she is over priced for the service she is providing.

lougb1 · « **Reply #315 on:** May 20, 2019, 09:36:32 am »

Has anyone seen Tara recently?

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What level of service did you get and what fees were payable and is she the woman in the picture.

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Oh la la · « **Reply #316 on:** May 20, 2019, 11:18:40 pm »

Thanks a lot for the write up on Sol!

lougb1 · « **Reply #317 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:25:13 am »

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Has anyone seen Tara recently?

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What level of service did you get and what fees were payable and is she the woman in the picture.

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Went to see Tara myself. I can conform that she is the woman in the picture. Slim all natural Communications extremely easy by text and call. Small top floor flat near Barons Court for incalls shared with another masseuse. Shower offered and used. rates on massages me are professional only. However ask and you will receive. For £120 for the hour I received an oily mutual body to body massage which left both of us very relaxed. I would definitely recommend and repeat,

electronicjimbob · « **Reply #318 on:** May 27, 2019, 01:48:29 pm »

Suzi is highly recommended: 10/10. Very hot. Pleasant. Great massage. FS available (but not on first appointment)

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webpunter · « **Reply #319 on:** May 27, 2019, 08:47:09 pm »

Good intel
Now waiting for you to pop your UKP review cherry
Might as well be this burd
Over to you ..

Quote from: electronicjimbob on May 27, 2019, 01:48:29 pm

Suzi is highly recommended: 10/10. Very hot. Pleasant. Great massage. FS available (but not on first appointment)

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Baxter63 · « **Reply #320 on:** May 27, 2019, 09:34:37 pm »

I saw Tara a few times about three years ago. Not the girl in the picture, although that's about the third or fourth picture she's used. Didn't bother me as I don't really expect to always see real photos for fbsm SPs.

It's an attic flat and 5 minutes from West Kensington Tube Station (not Barons Court), unless they've moved. I say 'they' as it was a house used by an 'agency' called Ilovemassage and the W14 girls on massages.me were all in the house - on several floors and individual flats.

The Tara who I saw was better looking, than the current photo, slim, nice figure and an overall excellent size and shape (about 5'5" and not busty) for massage table b2b. Quite lithe and adventurous and enjoyed RO but no BJ. Quite a mover. Gentle and sensuous - a real fbsm. Certainly no FS. I didn't pay as much as £100 - either £80 or 90.

She then went off the radar, for a while, and returned but with different photos. I kept meaning to go back, but..............

Oh la la · « **Reply #321 on:** May 27, 2019, 10:57:21 pm »

Quote from: electronicjimbob on May 27, 2019, 01:48:29 pm

Suzi is highly recommended: 10/10. Very hot. Pleasant. Great massage. FS available (but not on first appointment)

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I’ve seen her too and am still annoyed I didn’t ask her to get naked. Therapeutic skills were decent but not amazing, she was nevertheless very pretty and pleasant.

lougb1 · « **Reply #322 on:** May 28, 2019, 08:28:21 am »

Quote from: Baxter63 on May 27, 2019, 09:34:37 pm

I saw Tara a few times about three years ago. Not the girl in the picture, although that's about the third or fourth picture she's used. Didn't bother me as I don't really expect to always see real photos for fbsm SPs.

It's an attic flat and 5 minutes from West Kensington Tube Station (not Barons Court), unless they've moved. I say 'they' as it was a house used by an 'agency' called Ilovemassage and the W14 girls on massages.me were all in the house - on several floors and individual flats.

The Tara who I saw was better looking, than the current photo, slim, nice figure and an overall excellent size and shape (about 5'5" and not busty) for massage table b2b. Quite lithe and adventurous and enjoyed RO but no BJ. Quite a mover. Gentle and sensuous - a real fbsm. Certainly no FS. I didn't pay as much as £100 - either £80 or 90.

She then went off the radar, for a while, and returned but with different photos. I kept meaning to go back, but..............

As you say you saw Tara 3 years ago. 2019 prices 1 hour of oily fbsm mutual relaxation with a beautiful slim black woman for £120 on a bed worked for me. Maybe next time I might enquire about relaxing her with a tongue massage.....

electronicjimbob · « **Reply #323 on:** May 28, 2019, 09:51:32 am »

Quote from: Mike0 on April 29, 2019, 04:39:26 pm

I've seen her. She will not offer extras unless you ask. If you want a massage, avoid her; She's rubbish at it. Patting and pressing here and there and shuffling oil around. Terrible clock watcher and barley gives you front time. She offered me no shower and nearly killed my back.

D. or otherwise known as Dorota:

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I don't know how to add more then one photo in one reply so I'll post one for each.

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My experience of D was more positive. Unprepossessing tower block, no shower. So the warm and cosy room was a surprise. Started off as a nice enough massage before she offered and initiated sensual massage. Lots of CC swipes and teasing. I was allowed to touch her (fully clothed). But it all fell apart on a subsequent visit when she took great offence at the suggestion of B2B. It just broke the connection we had.

So my experience was more positive - but it was 2-3 years ago now

daniorerio · « **Reply #324 on:** May 29, 2019, 07:29:49 pm »

I have just reviewed
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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=249851.0

electronicjimbob · « **Reply #325 on:** May 29, 2019, 08:40:32 pm »

Does anyone have any experiences/ feedback on this lady? Monica. She looks very pretty

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Duncan66 · « **Reply #326 on:** May 31, 2019, 01:20:31 am »

I saw Monica a while back. Nice girl, photos are of her, good fun, very sexy little figure, however tits are enhanced and in my view not the greatest job in the world. Paid £120 if I recall correctly, as I was slightly sloshed at the time, out call while on a business trip.

I responded to the ad I had initially found of her on the sensual site which is a sub site of the one above.

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I don't recall seeing her on the main massage.me.uk site before, so I'm guessing she only started advertising on there recently.

Botev Plovdiv · « **Reply #327 on:** May 31, 2019, 07:20:15 am »

Quote from: Duncan66 on May 31, 2019, 01:20:31 am

I saw Monica a while back. Nice girl, photos are of her, good fun, very sexy little figure, however tits are enhanced and in my view not the greatest job in the world. Paid £120 if I recall correctly, as I was slightly sloshed at the time, out call while on a business trip.

I responded to the ad I had initially found of her on the sensual site which is a sub site of the one above.

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I don't recall seeing her on the main massage.me.uk site before, so I'm guessing she only started advertising on there recently.

What did you get for your £120?

electronicjimbob · « **Reply #328 on:** May 31, 2019, 11:34:32 pm »

Quote from: Duncan66 on May 31, 2019, 01:20:31 am

I saw Monica a while back. Nice girl, photos are of her, good fun, very sexy little figure, however tits are enhanced and in my view not the greatest job in the world. Paid £120 if I recall correctly, as I was slightly sloshed at the time, out call while on a business trip.

I responded to the ad I had initially found of her on the sensual site which is a sub site of the one above.

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I don't recall seeing her on the main massage.me.uk site before, so I'm guessing she only started advertising on there recently.

thanks - very helpful. would be good to hear more about the experience... quality of massage?

Duncan66 · « **Reply #329 on:** June 01, 2019, 12:22:32 am »

Quote from: electronicjimbob on May 31, 2019, 11:34:32 pm

thanks - very helpful. would be good to hear more about the experience... quality of massage?

To be quite frank the massage was pretty naff, she pretty much launched into the sensual stuff after a few minutes of a back rub. It didn't take much working out I was half cut, so she might have thought why bother.
But she was very sensual as I recall, quite short but well shaped, great ass, and she allowed access everywhere, but her tits just put me off, and they were the reason I booked her, as I said previous not the best boob job I've seen.

She was a nice girl though, seemed to enjoy what she was doing. Fairly certain there is more on offer, but for me it was a rather expensive handjob, more money than sense!!

electronicjimbob · « **Reply #330 on:** June 01, 2019, 09:19:38 am »

Quote from: Duncan66 on June 01, 2019, 12:22:32 am

To be quite frank the massage was pretty naff, she pretty much launched into the sensual stuff after a few minutes of a back rub. It didn't take much working out I was half cut, so she might have thought why bother.
But she was very sensual as I recall, quite short but well shaped, great ass, and she allowed access everywhere, but her tits just put me off, and they were the reason I booked her, as I said previous not the best boob job I've seen.

She was a nice girl though, seemed to enjoy what she was doing. Fairly certain there is more on offer, but for me it was a rather expensive handjob, more money than sense!!

Thanks a lot! I prefer a bit more mystery from a masseuse!...

electronicjimbob · « **Reply #331 on:** June 01, 2019, 09:33:52 am »

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I have just reviewed
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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=249851.0

sounds great! nice work

VFM · « **Reply #332 on:** June 01, 2019, 05:18:58 pm »

Quote from: Duncan66 on May 31, 2019, 01:20:31 am

I saw Monica a while back. Nice girl, photos are of her, good fun, very sexy little figure, however tits are enhanced and in my view not the greatest job in the world. Paid £120 if I recall correctly, as I was slightly sloshed at the time, out call while on a business trip.

I responded to the ad I had initially found of her on the sensual site which is a sub site of the one above.

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I don't recall seeing her on the main massage.me.uk site before, so I'm guessing she only started advertising on there recently.

Monica can also be found here:

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Oh la la · « **Reply #333 on:** June 05, 2019, 09:40:38 am »

I’ve seen Monica too, wasn’t overly keen on the heavy make up or the boob job (looking at the pics online, I was convinced they were natural).

Zero wsws factor so I asked what was available and opted for a b2b. Good news is it was raunchy, she was grinding her clit against by balls and and liked some manual stimulation by me. Bad news is she was rushing things and I had to wrestle free of her grip not to shoot way too early.

She’s pretty entertaining and loves to chat, mostly about other clients and other therapists.

Would rate the experience neutral to positive. I booked her through first class but she hadn’t started advertising independently back then.

Manos_Pajeras · « **Reply #334 on:** June 16, 2019, 02:32:13 am »

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aae · « **Reply #335 on:** June 25, 2019, 06:13:04 pm »

Any intel on this one? External Link/Members Only

A TS with some videos and photos on her website. I have never punted a TS before and am thinking of dipping my toes with a massage. Also, in one of her photos, she has some dodgy looking spots on her legs which makes me wonder about several things.

2105london · « **Reply #336 on:** June 25, 2019, 06:33:21 pm »

Well worth a visit.

aae · « **Reply #337 on:** June 25, 2019, 06:40:24 pm »

Quote from: 2105london on June 25, 2019, 06:33:21 pm

Well worth a visit.

Which one mate?

Shagman45 · « **Reply #338 on:** June 28, 2019, 11:27:21 am »

Quote from: Oh la la on June 05, 2019, 09:40:38 am

I’ve seen Monica too, wasn’t overly keen on the heavy make up or the boob job (looking at the pics online, I was convinced they were natural).

Zero wsws factor so I asked what was available and opted for a b2b. Good news is it was raunchy, she was grinding her clit against by balls and and liked some manual stimulation by me. Bad news is she was rushing things and I had to wrestle free of her grip not to shoot way too early.

She’s pretty entertaining and loves to chat, mostly about other clients and other therapists.

Would rate the experience neutral to positive. I booked her through first class but she hadn’t started advertising independently back then.

she does fs....or did

2105london · « **Reply #339 on:** June 28, 2019, 06:22:59 pm »

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I found her really attractive with a nice personality. Can be emotional and quirky. Used to work as FS escort and has switched to solely massage.

maxxblue · « **Reply #340 on:** June 28, 2019, 07:20:41 pm »

Quote from: 2105london on June 28, 2019, 06:22:59 pm

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I found her really attractive with a nice personality. Can be emotional and quirky. Used to work as FS escort and has switched to solely massage.

Might be worth pointing out that this masseuse is TS.

TescoTescoAsda · « **Reply #341 on:** June 30, 2019, 10:37:06 am »

Quote from: lougb1 on May 20, 2019, 09:36:32 am

Has anyone seen Tara recently?

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What level of service did you get and what fees were payable and is she the woman in the picture.

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anyone else seen her? Has she got a big bum?