Before a Punt, What's Your Grooming Preparation?

[Steve2]

I imagine this is very similar to what KT does, except he squirts Kouros on his famous 'kiss test' £20. 

Brut is for the professionals 

[Luke Cage]

Yeah, I’m well into the personal hygiene thing.I think that the girls appreciate it and a happy girl is a better date.I always shower when I get there and use loads of mouthwash.You see guys complaining about not getting OWO but the girls all say the same thing- it’s down to hygiene.
    Plus if you are seeing a girl straight after me you want my cock to be nice and clean don’t you?
Lol.

[abc--123]

I trim the top and Shave my balls the night before on just before leaving as my balls are more sensitive when shaven.

Have a shower and brush my teeth just before leaving. Chew gum on the way and in the hot weather have the air con on high to make sure I don't sweat at all before I see her.

[Waterhouse]

+1 on nails & oral hygiene. I'll let you know how the waxing goes ... i.e. if I'd do it a second time! 

Just remembered... arm-pit hair trimmed right back.   

[OakTree]

This reminds me of that thread "You know you’re a punter when"

You’ve got trimmed pubes

Shaved balls

Shaved back

Trimmed armpit hairs

Carrying your punting bag (that’s a new one on me, wtf is a punting bag?)

Consuming a pint of mouthwash followed by copious amounts of gum.

Reeking of brut.

All to meet a girl that’s stinking of fags and probably hasn’t showered from the last punter that jizzed over her tits.   

[Luke Cage]

Jizzed on tits? Luxury! I once met a girl and when I kissed her I could still smell the last bloke’s cock!!

[Simon_9000]

Jizzed on tits? Luxury! I once met a girl and when I kissed her I could still smell the last bloke’s cock!!

 
I always book punts early in the morning to be guaranteed the first punter of the day.

[king tarzan]

I always book punts early in the morning to be guaranteed the first punter of the day.

myself too.. best way.. i like it more when i call and they sound as if they are still in bed, and by the time i get to them they are freshly showered and ready..

[scutty brown]

myself too.. best way.. i like it more when i call and they sound as if they are still in bed, and by the time i get to them they are freshly showered and ready..

Since when have chimps and baboons taken to daily showering?

[OakTree]

I always book punts early in the morning to be guaranteed the first punter of the day.

Ahh that delusion. First punter perhaps but maybe not her first fuck.

Besides does eight hours of restful slumber revirginalise her and eradicate the god knows how many cocks she sucked, fucked and had spunk over her the day before?

I remember in my early days always booking first thing for the same wishful thinking reasons you do only to be held up one time as she was late getting back from an over nighter.

One thing about punting, there’s no such thing as guaranteed.

[Waterhouse]

Since when have chimps and baboons taken to daily showering?

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[Luke Cage]

Best not to think about it too much!!

[Billiken]

I've shaved years ago, but then had a girlfriend who didn't like the red bumps from the ingrown hairs.  So I've been trimming myself down there with scissors.  Current girlfriend likes it.  I've also had WGs tell me that they like my "neat look."

As for other pre-punt prep, since I only punt if business takes me to Germany, when I visit an FKK (highly recommended, btw), I spend a little time in a sauna, then take a cool shower, then go find a girl for some fun.  Sauna seems to relax me, perhaps it's my Finnish heritage (even though I'm from Texas).

P.S. This is my first post.  I enjoy reading this board since I found it, but, unfortunately, I live in the USA. Here the prohibition of paid sex is the only thing the bible-thumping right and feminazi left agree on -- it's illegal everywhere except for certain parts of Nevada, where it's overpriced and underwhelming.  Most of you don't realize how good you have it in the UK, with its liberal attitude towards paid sex!  Every once in a while business takes me to Germany, so that's where I punt (usually at FKKs).  Sadly these trips don't happen often. However, I have one coming up in a couple of weeks.  I'll post proper reviews about my experiences then.

[jimbobted]

I make sure I'm showered, teeth brushed and mouthwash, short nails and freshly shaved face.
I've never shaved by dick, balls or anything other than my face. Don't think I ever will. I'm quite a hairy bloke so it would look fucking stupid if I shaved one area and not anything else. Then the wife would be suspicious (wouldn't make any difference to her as we rarely get up to anything...)
Did offer years ago to shave bollocks etc for a girlfriend at the time, she told me no way, she likes hairy men.

My fullsome bush has so far not resulted in any punting disappointment.

[pingug]

i think some guys want to impress the wg as if she is going to say, hey you are so good looking why are you visiting escorts, your much better than those others, have this one on me

[Hallon]

Use a Headblade on my head, surprisingly enough. It’s a razor especially for those of us that shave our heads.

Shave the face, currently with a set from ‘Harry’s’, the best bit of face shaving kit I have used in years, very well balanced bit of kit.

Have never shaved my meat and two veg, but I am guessing the new Philips OneBlade would do a decent job, may have to try it.

Then just shower.

After showering, fill sink with cold water, and dunk head in, to seal my pores, stop razor bumps, as no doubt other head shavers do.

Then, use mouthwash and brush my teeth (My dentist advises using mouthwash before brushing, as that helps to loosen any food debris before brushing, apparently.)

Then use deodirant etc, dress and out the door

In fairness, this is a daily routine, not just a pre punt routine.

As I have only partaken of one punt this far, which has been reviewed, maybe I will develop a pre punt routine over time. Not quite sure how though.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I use a non-scented roll-on deodorant called Bionsen, under arms and down below.
I comb what is left of my hair (on my head).
If it is convenient I brush my teeth normally, and also use Tepe interdental brushes which I keep in the car.
I keep my nails well clipped.
I avoid eating garlic the night before or on the day.

[ManinBeds]

Shave, shower, clean teeth, Right Guard, Adidas UEFA Champions League Arena After Shave. Job done   

[shred22]

Make sure off a decent trim 'down under' the night before. The oral is much better when they've seen you've tried to make an effort.
The punting deodorant and aftershave in the glove box for the quick spritz before leaving.
3 bits of chewing gum about a mile out from your destination and then another 3 in the lift on the way up to the punt.

[bearcat69]

Trimming my nails, beard and bush are the things I usual make sure to do.

Shit, pee, shower, brush teeth, mouth wash, comb my hair, deoderant, and put of clean clothes. Although I do usually do those things most days before leaving the house anyway.

[Oldbaronfranky]

What hair removal cream do you use ? I tried veet on my sack and hit the fucking roof . Is there a specific cream for ass and sack?

[Marmalade]

Besides does eight hours of restful slumber revirginalise her and eradicate the god knows how many cocks she sucked, fucked and had spunk over her the day before?

No. But who cares?

Only difference I notice on early morning punts is she’s still half asleep so not spouting as much shite  as usual. ‘Early morning’ for a prossie of course being about 11am. 

[rubric]

Generally keep my pubes trimmed rather than shaved, as I have a reasonable amount of body hair - so a bare patch would look odd.

Other than that my grooming doesn't differ from my normal routine; which is daily shower, all nails trimmed, stubble shaved or trimmed, odourless deodorant with a splash of EDT and clean clothes.