Her real name is Kevin
She loves to snort ajax off your cock
She has a prolapsed arse that she carries around in a little velvet purse
She can lactate, however it isn't breastfeeding milk, but special brew that is pumped out
She supports Doncaster Rovers
She gets her jollies by sucking on her fingers and shoving them into a power poont
She can swallow your load, and then via some kind of cylindrical magic, dribble it back out of her nose
