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[Melford55]

Hello all strange question I overheard a conversation in the pub between some lads how one of them got taken for a ride and had all his money taken was wondering if anyone has heard of this and which escort it was 

[bigpoppapomp]

Hello all strange question I overheard a conversation in the pub between some lads how one of them got taken for a ride and had all his money taken was wondering if anyone has heard of this and which escort it was

A bit more detail like which city and town this conversation took place would be a start,....

[socks]

Hello all strange question I overheard a conversation in the pub between some lads how one of them got taken for a ride and had all his money taken was wondering if anyone has heard of this and which escort it was

Fuck me that ranks up there with the most bizarre of all posts I've ever read on here. And that's quite an achievement. Having said that though I was out the other day and overheard some bloke tell his mate that he'd been offered a new job at work, which brought a pay rise but meant occasional longer hours. I wondered if anyone had an inkling about what was involved?

[PleadInsanity]

Thats odd, I was on a train yesterday and I overheard a conversation. This guy said to his mate that his wife was cooking him shepherds pie for when he got home, anyone know anything about this or even if it was true? Could it have been a Cottage.

[socks]

Gosh there really is something in this. I had a dream last night that I needed to urinate but the toilet was broken. Does anyone know what the problem is or when it's going to be fixed? I've got total bladder pain here, well I have in the land of nod.

[fatboy]

This is very weird, when I got home last night my OH said it is only 8 weeks to Christmas. What, I cried - again ?
I am sure this happened about this time last year. How odd. Anyone any ideas ?

[Melford55]

Sorry forgot to say that it happened in Ipswich I was in Witherspoons

[socks]

Sorry forgot to say that it happened in Ipswich I was in Witherspoons

Spooky, only a few weeks ago I was in wetherspoons in norwich

[muddy funxter]

Sorry forgot to say that it happened in Ipswich I was in Witherspoons

you ok mate? after listening to Frank Bruno, I'm concerned for your mental health.

[Students Notebook]

Sorry forgot to say that it happened in Ipswich I was in Witherspoons

What is the difference between WITHERSPOONS and WETHERSPOONS ?

S.N.

[DUNDA55]

Smells of fucktard.

[hamchang]

This is very odd indeed. I was in a pub, not a weatherspoons, and there was not a conversation by some lads about how some other lads were talking in a pub in Ipswich about a prossie taking all of someones money. They read about it from some school lad who wrote about it on UK punting during half term. Could it be connected? 

[Students Notebook]

This is very odd indeed. I was in a pub, not a weatherspoons, and there was not a conversation by some lads about how some other lads were talking in a pub in Ipswich about a prossie taking all of someones money. They read about it from some school lad who wrote about it on UK punting during half term. Could it be connected? 

Now we have a 3rd variation WEATHERSPOONS. 

S.N.

[socks]

Shit, just remembered when I was at work the other day everyone fell silent when I walked in. I now suspect one of them had paid a whore to let them fuck her up the arse, whilst dressed as a goblin, singing "god save the queen" in the style of the cheeky girls, on you tube. And they didn't want me to know about it as they'd paid slightly over the odds and lost the link. Can anyone confirm this?

[Students Notebook]

Shit, just remembered when I was at work the other day everyone fell silent when I walked in. I now suspect one of them had paid a whore to let them fuck her up the arse, whilst dressed as a goblin, singing "god save the queen" in the style of the cheeky girls, on you tube. And they didn't want me to know about it as they'd paid slightly over the odds and lost the link. Can anyone confirm this?

Yes, it was me.

S.N.

[hamchang]

Now we have a 3rd variation WEATHERSPOONS. 

S.N.

Not having ever been to one I don't really know how to spell it to be fair. 

[madeinwales56]

Hello all strange question I overheard a conversation in the pub between some lads how one of them got taken for a ride and had all his money taken was wondering if anyone has heard of this and which escort it was

I know. I know.

[masseyferguson]

OP, do you know that MI6 are currently recruiting ?

[mr_man_69]

Hello all strange question I overheard a conversation in the pub between some lads how one of them got taken for a ride and had all his money taken was wondering if anyone has heard of this and which escort it was

I too overheard this conversation and heard her name was Robber McRobberface.

[raylondoner]

I too overheard this conversation and heard her name was Robber McRobberface.

Link! 😏

[scutty brown]

's funny......two years ago I was on a number 2 bus and this bloody gorgeous tiny brown haired thai girl got on and sat across from me, and I thought "Wish I could fuck that"
Well today my wet dream nearly came true when she appeared as the second pair of hands in a four handed massage, she must have read my mind all those years ago
Can anyone tell me what her name is as I'd like to invite her to a dirty weekend?

[madeinwales56]

's funny......two years ago I was on a number 2 bus and this bloody gorgeous tiny brown haired thai girl got on and sat across from me, and I thought "Wish I could fuck that"
Well today my wet dream nearly came true when she appeared as the second pair of hands in a four handed massage, she must have read my mind all those years ago
Can anyone tell me what her name is as I'd like to invite her to a dirty weekend?

I know. I know. 

[Dick Emeroids]

@ Melford.  You've heard lots, but not of punctuation apparently.
@MiW. What do you know you know?

[hamchang]

's funny......two years ago I was on a number 2 bus and this bloody gorgeous tiny brown haired thai girl got on and sat across from me, and I thought "Wish I could fuck that"
Well today my wet dream nearly came true when she appeared as the second pair of hands in a four handed massage, she must have read my mind all those years ago
Can anyone tell me what her name is as I'd like to invite her to a dirty weekend?

I have it on good authority it is Nok, Noi, Oil, Aor, Na, or maybe Ning. If you want to know for definite though, there is a bloke I know who can help; hears lots of things from his bar stool in Whetherspoons

[socks]

Time to put this to bed and confess all. Twas I in weverspoons that day, seeking solace  It was a mk 2 escort and I'd bought it from Honest Phil's Trustworthy Car, Van and Motorhomes Emporium in Slough of all places. The cunt told me it was a classic and would give me 0-60 in 11 seconds, fuel economy of over 45mpg and was guaranteed against any defect for a full three months. After handing over £1000 of my hard earned and driving away the head gasket blew and all the wheels fell off. I rang him about it and like a cheap Romanian whore denied all knowledge of making any claims about the vehicle, telling me I should be pleased just to have met him. Sorry for the confusion OP. Now go fuck a whole host of prossies safe in the knowledge that there are no scams, rip offs or dodgy deals afflicting the ipswich whoring scene.

[hamchang]

Honest Phil's Trustworthy Car, Van and Motorhomes Emporium in Slough

now trading as partiHoot_hootgirlz on adultwork

[mr_man_69]

's funny......two years ago I was on a number 2 bus and this bloody gorgeous tiny brown haired thai girl got on and sat across from me, and I thought "Wish I could fuck that"
Well today my wet dream nearly came true when she appeared as the second pair of hands in a four handed massage, she must have read my mind all those years ago
Can anyone tell me what her name is as I'd like to invite her to a dirty weekend?

If the number 2 runs through Tooting it was probably Ting Tong.

[tarkus]

I walked past a Wertherspoons recently, it's like a Wetherspoons but for older people

[Students Notebook]

I walked past a Wertherspoons recently, it's like a Wetherspoons but for older people

Ha. WERTHERSPOONS. Quite good. Very nearly funny. Don't give up the day job. Don't call us, well call you.

S.N.

[tarkus]

Ha. WERTHERSPOONS. Quite good. Very nearly funny. Don't give up the day job. Don't call us, well call you.

S.N.

If I gave up the day job I'd have to fuck the wife, so no chance.....

[PleadInsanity]

I walked past a Wertherspoons recently, it's like a Wetherspoons but for older people

It was Original, i'll give you that..........
I'll get my coat