Author Topic: Sexy Gisela / Turnpike Lane / Possible Post-Op (Read 847 times)

Farlamba2 · « **on:** August 07, 2018, 07:05:07 pm »

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Location: near a block of flats from Turnpike Lane station.

comms: Typical conveyor belt “hello baby I send address now” to around 10 guys back to back.

The “girl?”: She looked hot with surgery all over standing at about 6’1 I think, she’s tall and has a big frame. The ass was huge but I’m still not sure if it was an actual girl or a post-op cause the voice sounded unnatural as well as the height and frame didn’t seem too womanly.

Service: absolute shite. I got rushed all the way. After two pumps she looked at her watch and said “5 minute baby” the sex was very shit the pussy was so fucking loose I felt nothing. Wouldn’t let me touch or get closer to her just a cold “come on baby” every 2 minutes type of punt. The only good thing was she looked really good and the ass was really big and lovely to look at.

pumps · « **Reply #1 on:** August 07, 2018, 07:40:49 pm »

Possible post op you say.... is that why you decided to visit?

Farlamba2 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 07, 2018, 07:43:13 pm »

Quote from: pumps on August 07, 2018, 07:40:49 pm

Possible post op you say.... is that why you decided to visit?

No, I actually got bait and switched when i was actually going to see sweet x ruby. Instead it was this and I had travelled far to get there so I just said fuck it and went ahead. Tbh now that I think of it, this definitely is a post-op no doubt. She also did the latin tranny phrase “fuwak my puuwsy baybi”

Donald Punt · « **Reply #3 on:** August 07, 2018, 07:45:47 pm »

Congratulations, you shagged a ex male

I would have walked out

pumps · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2018, 07:46:45 pm »

Quote from: maximusuk on August 07, 2018, 07:45:47 pm

Congratulations, you shagged a ex male
I would have walked out

Ex? No such thing lol

pumps · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2018, 07:47:33 pm »

Quote from: Farlamba2 on August 07, 2018, 07:43:13 pm

No, I actually got bait and switched when i was actually going to see sweet x ruby. Instead it was this and I had travelled far to get there so I just said fuck it and went ahead. Tbh now that I think of it, this definitely is a post-op no doubt. She also did the latin tranny phrase “fuwak my puuwsy baybi”

Fair play, always walk from a b&s switch even if it leaves you on the back foot, they rarely ever end well

Donald Punt · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2018, 07:49:28 pm »

Quote from: pumps on August 07, 2018, 07:46:45 pm

Ex? No such thing lol

True..very true..if it was me..it would have been an anti erection.. straight out of the door..
But then again some people enjoy this shit

Diego69 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2018, 08:42:25 pm »

Quote from: Farlamba2 on August 07, 2018, 07:05:07 pm

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Location: near a block of flats from Turnpike Lane station.

comms: Typical conveyor belt “hello baby I send address now” to around 10 guys back to back.

The “girl?”: She looked hot with surgery all over standing at about 6’1 I think, she’s tall and has a big frame. The ass was huge but I’m still not sure if it was an actual girl or a post-op cause the voice sounded unnatural as well as the height and frame didn’t seem too womanly.

Service: absolute shite. I got rushed all the way. After two pumps she looked at her watch and said “5 minute baby” the sex was very shit the pussy was so fucking loose I felt nothing. Wouldn’t let me touch or get closer to her just a cold “come on baby” every 2 minutes type of punt. The only good thing was she looked really good and the ass was really big and lovely to look at.

How long ?

punk · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2018, 09:54:37 pm »

Quote from: Farlamba2 on August 07, 2018, 07:43:13 pm

No, I actually got bait and switched when i was actually going to see sweet x ruby. Instead it was this and I had travelled far to get there so I just said fuck it and went ahead. Tbh now that I think of it, this definitely is a post-op no doubt. She also did the latin tranny phrase “fuwak my puuwsy baybi”

You should have walked,instead you fucked a bloke. It's Ok if you're into that.But personally i would have passed.

last_days_of_logan · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2018, 10:03:06 pm »

6'1 , broad, funny voice, tries to act womanly badly, says yes to anal for any size (my intel), sign of adam's apple in the video on viva.....

jamalabdul88 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2018, 10:10:31 pm »

This is too funny to read
I might visit, would the WG get angry if I ask if she's a man?

peter purves · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2018, 10:14:20 pm »

Cross-referencing with VS profile

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And another VS profile

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last_days_of_logan · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2018, 10:19:17 pm »

there is an actual adams in the second picture

punk · « **Reply #13 on:** August 07, 2018, 10:43:03 pm »

Quote from: last_days_of_logan on August 07, 2018, 10:19:17 pm

there is an actual adams in the second picture

A well known female trait.

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smellychip · « **Reply #14 on:** August 07, 2018, 10:51:36 pm »

Lol @ this review and the comments, I am pissing myself. You should have walked mate, not sure what you were thinking here

Brazilian Martian · « **Reply #15 on:** August 07, 2018, 10:55:19 pm »

Quote from: jamalabdul88 on August 07, 2018, 10:10:31 pm

This is too funny to read
I might visit, would the WG get angry if I ask if she's a man?

You have way to much time on your hands, if you want to see a prossie to find out if its a he she

Farlamba2 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 07, 2018, 10:59:24 pm »

To the people saying you should of walked. It actually looks hot as fuck even though it’s post op. I only realised something was off during the deed that’s how convincing it was.

punk · « **Reply #17 on:** August 07, 2018, 11:02:07 pm »

To each his own.

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Donald Punt · « **Reply #18 on:** August 07, 2018, 11:17:04 pm »

Even in the video you can see Adams apple if you look close enough

Donald Punt · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2018, 11:19:15 pm »

I do agree..she looks hot as hell in the video 😘..
Might give her a call tomorrow myself😀😀

Diego69 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 07, 2018, 11:29:26 pm »

Quote from: maximusuk on August 07, 2018, 11:19:15 pm

I do agree..she looks hot as hell in the video 😘..
Might give her a call tomorrow myself😀😀

Donald Punt · « **Reply #21 on:** August 07, 2018, 11:35:57 pm »

Make punting great again

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Author Topic: Sexy Gisela / Turnpike Lane / Possible Post-Op (Read 847 times)

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