Women's version of UKpunting

[BritishSunshine]

Hi Guys, Just a quick question, what is the Women's version of UKpunting. I remembered I have read it through the threads, but it is difficult to relocate. Appreciated.

[Clattypats]

Hi Guys, Just a quick question, what is the Women's version of UKpunting. I remembered I have read it through the threads, but it is difficult to relocate. Appreciated.

It's called "Go fuck yourself"!... 

[RAJEC]

It's called "Go fuck yourself"!... 

 

[Name Not Found]

Hi Guys, Just a quick question, what is the Women's version of UKpunting. I remembered I have read it through the threads, but it is difficult to relocate. Appreciated.

I thought your last question was bonkers, but this is on a whole new level 

Very much looking forward to seeing where your next enquiry takes us on this fun journey 

[GlasgowMan]

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[Poopster]

Sorry to hijack your thread OP, but can anyone tell me the pet equivalent of mumsnet?

[Name Not Found]

Sorry to hijack your thread OP, but can anyone tell me the pet equivalent of mumsnet?

Also, is there a roller-skate equivalent of PistonHeads?

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Not really equivalent to AW though. It's a support site for Escorts.

[BritishSunshine]

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Thanks，that is what I am looking for.

[Lou2019]

Hi Guys, Just a quick question, what is the Women's version of UKpunting. I remembered I have read it through the threads, but it is difficult to relocate. Appreciated.

Just a quick question, why?

[Lou2019]

Also, is there a roller-skate equivalent of PistonHeads?

Not really equivalent to AW though. It's a support site for Escorts.

perhaps he wants to know the best lube to use or what brand are the best stockings 

[Name Not Found]

Thanks，that is what I am looking for.

Come on, tell us what you're really looking for....

[Clattypats]

Thanks，that is what I am looking for.

You para you might have a menshy on it? 

[Abdhal]

Just a quick question, why?

Why are you on here. 
Seeing that punters, aren't allowed to join SAAFE, does seema bit double standard. 

[Lou2019]

Why are you on here. 
Seeing that punters, aren't allowed to join SAAFE, does seema bit double standard. 

I don't make the rules just mearly asking a genuine question? UKP is a essentially a review forum, SAAFE is a site for support and information for escorts.

[Name Not Found]

Why are you on here. 
Seeing that punters, aren't allowed to join SAAFE, does seema bit double standard. 

Rule 2 says there's not a problem.

2 Service Providers
This site allows service providers to be members, but zero-tolerance for touting, flirting, attention-seeking and negative attitude towards punters. Service providers must respect the ethos of the site.

[Lou2019]

Rule 2 says there's not a problem.

2 Service Providers
This site allows service providers to be members, but zero-tolerance for touting, flirting, attention-seeking and negative attitude towards punters. Service providers must respect the ethos of the site.

Thank you for posting NNF, that clears that up 

[Subboy1980]

Why are you on here. 
Seeing that punters, aren't allowed to join SAAFE, does seema bit double standard. 

And what's your problem with an SP being on here?  Read the rules.

[Abdhal]

And what's your problem with an SP being on here?  Read the rules.

I didn't say I had a problem.
Just seems a bit double standard, that sp's are allowed to join on here, but we're not allowed to join SAAFE. 

[daviemac]

I didn't say I had a problem.
Just seems a bit double standard, that sp's are allowed to join on here, but we're not allowed to join SAAFE. 

Joined January and questioning the site rules already, If you have an issue with punters not being able to join SAAFE then take it up with them.

[Lou2019]

I didn't say I had a problem.
Just seems a bit double standard, that sp's are allowed to join on here, but we're not allowed to join SAAFE. 

but they are completely different entities, it's irrelevant

[Name Not Found]

but they are completely different entities, it's irrelevant

+1

Next you'll be complaining that women have periods and you're not allowed to have them too 

[Abdhal]

Joined January and questioning the site rules already, If you have an issue with punters not being able to join SAAFE then take it up with them.

 

[Clattypats]

Just a quick question, why?

He seems to be good enough at asking questions on here since joining, not so much at replying to them 
What says you OP?

[RAJEC]

I didn't say I had a problem.
Just seems a bit double standard, that sp's are allowed to join on here, but we're not allowed to join SAAFE. 

Become an sp then you can be on both.

[Lou2019]

Become an sp then you can be on both.

 I'm curious as to what information and support he wants from SAAFE  he's not been very forthcoming

[RAJEC]

I'm curious as to what information and support he wants from SAAFE  he's not been very forthcoming

He’s probably fucked up and wants to check if there’s any reviews or reports on his behaviour.

[Lou2019]

He’s probably fucked up and wants to check if there’s any reviews or reports on his behaviour.

I did wonder that to be honest, oh do tell OP

[Clattypats]

He’s probably fucked up and wants to check if there’s any reviews or reports on his behaviour.

If he can't answer a fucking question on his own OP, then that's the conclusion that will be drawn from it...

So, why do you want to know OP?

[Name Not Found]

He seems to be online often enough. Maybe he's shy?

Come on out sunshine 

[Clattypats]

He seems to be online often enough. Maybe he's shy?

Come on out sunshine 

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[Lou2019]

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that's some blast from the past Clatty I feel ancient now (to be fair I am  )

[Clattypats]

that's some blast from the past Clatty I feel ancient now (to be fair I am  )

Good song, but to be fair when someone has logged on at least 3 times  and answered SFA then he's not really worth a shit on here tbh... 

If members start threads they should be prepared to answer any queries, especially in relation to what he's asking... 

[Name Not Found]

But it's British! Surely it should be this one?

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[Clattypats]

Hi Guys, Just a quick question, what is the Women's version of UKpunting. I remembered I have read it through the threads, but it is difficult to relocate. Appreciated.

I've asked you a question twice, two other members have asked you a question... Are you going to respond, considering it's a thread you started, or can we just take it you are trolling?... Bearing in mind you have logged on at least four times now?

[Clattypats]

But it's British! Surely it should be this one?

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Fuck, that's going back even further than mine...

[Lou2019]

I've asked you a question twice, two other members have asked you a question... Are you going to respond, considering it's a thread you started, or can we just take it you are trolling?... Bearing in mind you have logged on at least four times now?

and still logged in now 

[Clattypats]

and still logged in now 

I know... I just want to know what his OP is about, before it's too late...

[Marmalade]

I got it. He’s a man who ‘identifies’ as a woman.

But I’m a bit stuck on Poopster’s question about the pet equivalent of Mumsnet. I imagine it might be different for different types of pet. Anyone have any info? Links?

[Clattypats]

I got it. He’s a man who ‘identifies’ as a woman.

Ahaaa! 

[Marmalade]

He seems to be online often enough. Maybe he's shy?

Come on out sunshine 

Let’s keep it respectful: his name is BritishSunshine.*


*or BS for short!

[J_H]

Sorry to hijack your thread OP, but can anyone tell me the pet equivalent of mumsnet?

Zootree?!

Or was that Viz? Sorry.


I love the 'How Not to Book an Escort (or something like that) Awards' on SAAFE. Class.

[Name Not Found]

I love the 'How Not to Book an Escort (or something like that) Awards' on SAAFE. Class.

That thread frightens the bejeezus out of me. How some of those e guys made it beyond puberty is beyond me (or maybe they haven't...)

[Marmalade]

As there’s many questions now, just another quick question, but related to the pets one, can anyone tell me if vegetarians are reincarnated as plants? I’m sure it has been answered in other threads, but I’m feeling too lazy to locate it. Appreciated. Will promise to review if I eat any plants. 

[Lou2019]

That thread frightens the bejeezus out of me. How some of those e guys made it beyond puberty is beyond me (or maybe they haven't...)

you think that's bad try Whats the grossest thing that has happened? to you thread 

[Marmalade]

you think that's bad try Whats the grossest thing that has happened? to you thread 

Yeuck. I don’t know why anyone would want to read that stuff. Saafe seems to like grossouts about punters.  Whereas gross stuff about escorts covered in their own blood and shit just gets a brief mention in a review. It’s not as if it’s a norm.

[Lou2019]

Yeuck. I don’t know why anyone would want to read that stuff. Saafe seems to like grossouts about punters.  Whereas gross stuff about escorts covered in their own blood and shit just gets a brief mention in a review. It’s not as if it’s a norm.

I know it doesn't make for pleasant reading unfortunately these are some of the things we endure on a regular basis. A strong stomach is part of the job description 

[Name Not Found]

can anyone tell me if vegetarians are reincarnated as plants?

No, they're reincarnated as cows. God hates vegetarians after he went to all that trouble making meat so tasty.

[oddson1970]

you think that's bad try Whats the grossest thing that has happened? to you thread 

that thread really is an eye opener.....anyone who says escorting is easy money should give that thread a read.l think they would have a much greater respect for working girls after reading it.

[Subboy1980]

that thread really is an eye opener.....anyone who says escorting is easy money should give that thread a read.l think they would have a much greater respect for working girls after reading it.

Agree.  However,  escorts can earn very good money compared to working in a normal job.  Also it allows them more flexability and freedom for more time to do other things rather than being stuck at an office desk all day. 

[oddson1970]

Agree.  However,  escorts can earn very good money compared to working in a normal job.  Also it allows them more flexability and freedom for more time to do other things rather than being stuck at an office desk all day.

Not denying the job has its upsides but its far from a walk in the park especially after reading some of the stuff they have to endure.