Author Topic: Thai Massage in Shirley - Solihull (Read 4953 times)

Old joke about randy care home assistant who asked an elderly gent if he's like supersex..................after a pause they old boy said he'd prefer the soup

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 02, 2023, 09:58:49 am »

Quote from: Jake.mackie on March 01, 2023, 10:24:08 am

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Anyone know this one? They're based in residential care home setting so assume legit, but you never know!

What a progressive care home providing all these services for their residents. Is it extra on your monthly charges for the care home?

bonham · « **Reply #9 on:** March 02, 2023, 11:15:45 am »

Should be no problem parking in a care home

shiptonlad · « **Reply #10 on:** March 02, 2023, 11:35:47 am »

It is next door to the care home and it is strictly legit.

Jake.mackie · « **Reply #11 on:** March 02, 2023, 12:19:39 pm »

Quote from: shiptonlad on March 02, 2023, 11:35:47 am

It is next door to the care home and it is strictly legit.

Pity

bonham · « **Reply #12 on:** March 02, 2023, 04:01:48 pm »

Quote from: shiptonlad on March 02, 2023, 11:35:47 am

It is next door to the care home and it is strictly legit.

Have you been

shiptonlad · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2023, 01:34:43 pm »

Had an unsolicited text earlier suggesting extras might be on the cards. Totally different to the text I had a few days ago!

Jake.mackie · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2023, 03:56:10 pm »

Quote from: shiptonlad on March 03, 2023, 01:34:43 pm

Had an unsolicited text earlier suggesting extras might be on the cards. Totally different to the text I had a few days ago!

What did it say?

shiptonlad · « **Reply #15 on:** March 03, 2023, 05:17:24 pm »

Just if I was still interested to ask the lady in the room about anything else.

Jake.mackie · « **Reply #16 on:** March 03, 2023, 05:54:08 pm »

Quote from: shiptonlad on March 03, 2023, 05:17:24 pm

Just if I was still interested to ask the lady in the room about anything else.

Ooooh interesting

JontyR · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2023, 04:50:59 pm »

Quote from: garfield on March 01, 2023, 02:46:20 pm

I’ve never been wanked off in a care home before, might TOFTT

I have.

I only asked her to hold it but she suffered from Parkinson's.

shiptonlad · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2023, 05:33:06 pm »

Not funny!

Roadster · « **Reply #19 on:** March 06, 2023, 03:41:20 pm »

Yeah it was

shiptonlad · « **Reply #20 on:** March 06, 2023, 04:20:18 pm »

Maybe if you or someone close to you get this horrible condition you might change your mind!

Roadster · « **Reply #21 on:** March 06, 2023, 04:49:58 pm »

Maybe if you stopped assuming that you're the only one dealing with anything like this, or that your way of dealing with the shit that life throws at all of us is the "one and only true way" you wouldn't come across quite as much of a pompous ass as you seem to be doing right now.

JontyR · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2023, 12:48:08 am »

Two people close to me actually. One would have laughed himself silly at the joke. Mind you one time he told me, "Mate, I'd have pissed myself at that, but I've been catheterised already."

The other maybe would have been less enamoured, and if you find it offensive then I apologise.

Now lets get back to talking about two upping someone's shitbox for money.

l1mpd1ck · « **Reply #23 on:** March 08, 2023, 08:55:19 am »

The VS ad now has some pictures of quite attractive girls. Not raunchy but suggestive of more then legit

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 08, 2023, 09:23:50 am »

Quote from: l1mpd1ck on March 08, 2023, 08:55:19 am

The VS ad now has some pictures of quite attractive girls. Not raunchy but suggestive of more then legit

Stock photos

garfield · « **Reply #25 on:** March 08, 2023, 10:51:42 am »

Quote from: RandomGuy99 on March 08, 2023, 09:23:50 am

Stock photos

They may be stock photos but they still suggest something more than a legit massage is available.

Mufcdan88 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 08, 2023, 04:24:30 pm »

Somebodies got to TOFFT

JollyTimes · « **Reply #27 on:** March 09, 2023, 04:13:24 pm »

£55 per hour?

garfield · « **Reply #28 on:** March 09, 2023, 04:43:54 pm »

Quote from: JollyTimes on March 09, 2023, 04:13:24 pm

£55 per hour?

I text them and they replied £60 just for the massage, anything else ask the lady in the room.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #29 on:** March 09, 2023, 07:05:18 pm »

Quote from: garfield on March 09, 2023, 04:43:54 pm

I text them and they replied £60 just for the massage, anything else ask the lady in the room.

Which would suggest at least a happy ending on offer but £60 + extras is a bit steep.

Mufcdan88 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 22, 2023, 04:41:32 pm »

Visited today. Review to follow.

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Author Topic: Thai Massage in Shirley - Solihull (Read 4953 times)