Rate yourself

[antsz]

I typed ukpunting in to google earlier to log in, i came across mums net and thought id have a read, Fuck me the hatred on there is amazing and the profile they all seem to think that we are fat , bald , smelly old men.

 So how do you rate yourself, do you fall into the category above?

Personally i dont fall into any of the above and would rate myself a steady 5/10 

[rebelscum]

I typed ukpunting in to google earlier to log in, i came across mums net and thought id have a read, Fuck me the hatred on there is amazing and the profile they all seem to think that we are fat , bald , smelly old men.

 So how do you rate yourself, do you fall into the category above?

Personally i dont fall into any of the above and would rate myself a steady 5/10 

I'm sure some of the Mums Net lot are all lookers and all....

[OakTree]

I’m well handsome. I know that for a fact as I’ve been told by many WGs I’ve seen. Incidentally I’m apparently an amazing fuck with a fantastic cock too. 

That’s why I like fucking prostitutes, they tell it how it is. 

[Gustav Klimt]

I’m well handsome. I know that for a fact as I’ve been told by many WGs I’ve seen. Incidentally I’m apparently an amazing fuck with a fantastic cock too. 

That’s why I like fucking prostitutes, they tell it how it is. 

That’s a coincidence, they tell me exactly the same thing.

[itk]

I’m well handsome. I know that for a fact as I’ve been told by many WGs I’ve seen. Incidentally I’m apparently an amazing fuck with a fantastic cock too. 

That’s why I like fucking prostitutes, they tell it how it is. 

Snap. Plus I always have a massive cock when I’m fucking them. 

[Dipper]

Thick cock and multiple orgasm provider are my middle names at the local brothel.

Amazing what women will say for 50-100 quid. 

[Grenadier36]

According to hot or not I'm 1.47 / 10
Amazingly I seem to become attractive with a wad of 20s in my hand, who knew! 

[antsz]

According to hot or not I'm 1.47 / 10
Amazingly I seem to become attractive with a wad of 20s in my hand, who knew! 

What is hot or not?

[Grenadier36]

What is hot or not?

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[m4rmite]

Mumsnet would know what a punter looks like.

They are married to the fuckers, who by the way provide a house, car, food and money whenever they fucking deem it fitting

[lewisjones23]

bit of a wanker but harmless

[Spunky34]

Well, looking at how my AW feedback has developed over the years, I have definitely graduated from “great guy” to “gentleman”.  And a few “lovely” comments thrown in. 

So basically I’m getting old and I’m a soft touch. 

[stevedave]

My mum says I'm handsome .

The cataracts help.

[rocket88]

Thick cock and multiple orgasm provider are my middle names at the local brothel.

Amazing what women will say for 50-100 quid. 

+1 I open my wallet and suddenly I'm George Clooney!

[Punterperson1971]

Well I  must be an 11 out of 10

[Tablet]

I am gorgeous , slim ,sexy eyes , beautiful sexy body , 6 feet in height, very tight bum and a ten inch tadger that never lets me down and I can keep riding a female for at least one hour .
What’s not to like , then I fucking woke up !!   

[RedKettle]

we are fat , bald , smelly old men.
 

I am not smelly. 

[Gordon Bennett]

I score 2 out of 4. I've never been on Mumsnet..... surely half of it must be male trolls pissfarting about though???

[freeze44]

Well as a humble person I find it hard to big myself up but 9 is common feedback   

In fact I can put up a auction on AW and get loads of hotties just wetting their frilly knickers wanting to fuck me! 

And yes I maybe helping them with expences etc but they keep coming back so clearly loving my bull cock, twisting tongue and spunky nuts!

And I'm only slightly fat and a bit bald so fuck off mums net!

[Flunt]

I am gorgeous , slim ,sexy eyes , beautiful sexy body , 6 feet in height, very tight bum and a ten inch tadger that never lets me down and I can keep riding a female for at least one hour .

That's what I tell them and then they find out what a B&S really is. 

[Dogbreath]

I am not smelly. 

I am not bald

[SamLP]

Mumsnetters would gulp, go red and go weak at their knees if they saw me.
Yes, compared to their descriptions of their husbands, I'm a solid 10.

[brandonpete]

At least 3 times by 3 different 'Toms' that I'm John Holmes with George Clooney looks....and please come back tomorrow for a Freebee......load of Bollox Mumsnet!

[delete]

I rate myself as mostly harmless

[Vivago]

Well I score just 1 out of the 3. But I'm not going say which one.

[cueball]

I’m well handsome. I know that for a fact as I’ve been told by many WGs I’ve seen. Incidentally I’m apparently an amazing fuck with a fantastic cock too. 

That’s why I like fucking prostitutes, they tell it how it is. 

You been pretending to be me ain't you 

[Blackpool Rock]

You been pretending to be me ain't you 

I'm thinking most of the cage munters are probably on mumsnet 
Us guys must be dumb when we have pork at home but still go to Greggs for a sausage roll 

[Dipper]

+1 I open my wallet and suddenly I'm George Clooney!

 

[bob the knob]

well i am fat bald smelly and ugly as hell and stupid,  so rest assured guys  the mumsnet losers  are talking about me and not you.

[cueball]

Us guys must be dumb when we have pork at home but still go to Greggs for a sausage roll 

Yes, but there's steak bakes, pasties and cream cakes too 

[antsz]

well i am fat bald smelly and ugly as hell and stupid,  so rest assured guys  the mumsnet losers  are talking about me and not you.

  took one for the team there mate

[king tarzan]

I typed ukpunting in to google earlier to log in, i came across mums net and thought id have a read, Fuck me the hatred on there is amazing and the profile they all seem to think that we are fat , bald , smelly old men.

 So how do you rate yourself, do you fall into the category above?

Personally i dont fall into any of the above and would rate myself a steady 5/10 

They are wrong on myself anyway..
5/10...

[UKDave51]

I hate shaving cos I have to look in the mirror,  but my money is as good as the next mans.  4/10 , but not smelly or bald. 

[Lord Gwyn]

Well I'm not smelly and not totally bald. Unlike Mumsnet users I am a good driver and don't have drive a 4x4 which pollutes the atmosphere. 

[LLPunting]

Most of those on MumsNet are the bitter militants of "We women been wronged forever", there's no virtuous man or even one they trust to not change the channel when they walk in the lounge.

I'm no oil painting but I do fine picking up from the aisles in the supermarkets, making the neglected ladies feel special again and making them scream "Hallelujahs" as their nether bits loose it on my tongue, fingers and cock.  On a good day they introduce me to the hired help and her ladyship and the maid make for a fine sandwich.

Yeah, only part of that is true, they never introduce me to the hired help.

[Chorley]

I'm just an average bloke who most people - let alone women - barely acknowledge. However,  the contents of my wallet seem to compensate.

[johnny34]

Well I score just 1 out of the 3. But I'm not going say which one.

Smelly git 

[OakTree]

You been pretending to be me ain't you 

There has been the occasion where they’ve presumed I’m you. Who am I to crush the hopes of a punter struck courtesan? So yeah I played along.  I drew the line at signing pictures (and on one occasion tits) though.   

[Robbiebucks]

Mumsnetters would gulp, go red and go weak at their knees if they saw me.
Yes, compared to their descriptions of their husbands, I'm a solid 10.

I’d go weak at the knees if I saw you.... 

[Ali Katt]

Well I'm not smelly and not totally bald. Unlike Mumsnet users I am a good driver and don't have drive a 4x4 which pollutes the atmosphere. 

.... or two kids to two different dads of two different nationalities.

[LesFerdinand]

I typed ukpunting in to google earlier to log in, i came across mums net and thought id have a read, Fuck me the hatred on there is amazing and the profile they all seem to think that we are fat , bald , smelly old men.

 So how do you rate yourself, do you fall into the category above?

Personally i dont fall into any of the above and would rate myself a steady 5/10 

I'm a solid 10/10

[Ali Katt]

I typed ukpunting in to google earlier to log in, i came across mums net and thought id have a read, Fuck me the hatred on there is amazing and the profile they all seem to think that we are fat , bald , smelly old men.

 So how do you rate yourself, do you fall into the category above?

Personally i dont fall into any of the above and would rate myself a steady 5/10 

Nascent jealousy nothing more. Jealous of the women as they get paid well and for the most part enjoy sex with varied and interesting people; jealous of the men as it could be their DH. Sorry love, but where is your husband tonight maybe spread your legs once in a while and they won't see escorts.

[SlamBoy]

In a rating system that only goes up to 10, I'm definitely an 11.

[JonasG]

I'm not old, fat or bald lol.

And i hope I don't smell.