First timer - ...another one

[The72Don]

As the title suggests, this is my first time punting but to add to that it’s the first time i’m doing anything ever inc. kissing. This was inspired by a thread made by an OP in a similar situation but I thought it would be good to document my experience as our approaches & executions are completely different. I’m feeling like such a range of emotions and since I can’t tell my friends, there’s no way I can keep this massive step in my life to myself so I thought i’d share it with hopefully some of the most non judgemental people in the world. I’ve generally gone down the voyeuristic route until now. Thought about going to parties and just watching or attending porn shoots but now i’m just so desperate to get involved so it’s time to go.

I’ve seen various ‘first time’ threads and i’ve spent a long time considering the usual ‘identify the reason why you’re still a virgin’ response. To save some time, i’m short, fat and not great looking imo. Although i’m no Picasso, I do have a standard which is prob too high for me but I can’t bring myself to settle. I’m either gonna the guy you say ‘how did he get her?’ and the lonely old man unfortunately. Maybe a therapist would help but that’s all long and costs a lost of money for no guaranteed solutions. Plus they’ll prob just find a way to relate everything back to unresolved childhood/mum/dad issues anyway lol. Plus the last thing I want at this point in time is a relationship as i’m busy with work and studies for at least the next couple of days so I would only be interested in a one nighter or an f-buddy, which always inevitably ends miserably from my observation.

There were a couple of things I was worried about in regard to punting.
1. Risk -  WTH i’ll just wrap it up, go to church on Sunday morning and pray to the lord. I know this is extreme but I just don’t want to be the guy that has sex once and catches AIDS whilst some of my friends get away with near triple digit numbers and are clean as far as i know.
2. I’ve waited this long so I might as well wait for ‘the one’ - I highly doubt at my age i’m going to find a girl in a similar position and I don’t want to completely embarrass myself when I eventually do sleep with a girl irl.

I’ve decided to go for a girl who i’ve been set on for a good month or so and I can’t be more certain with my choice. She’s quite big and tall. I’m a short lad (5'6) but i’m also heavy (my friends call me Chief Wiggum lol) and i’ve asked her to wear high heels. To some that may seem odd but the idea of destroying (giving it a good try anyway lol) this sexy goliath has been getting me high all week. Possibly it goes back to me trying to punch above my weight as i’m self conscious about my height and I think a girl that big would look down on me irl (pardon the pun) but i’ll leave that for the psychology graduates to tell me  . It took a few days and attempts to actually speak to her on the phone but once I did, it was fantastic. Genuinely funny girl and I was comfortable very quickly after I initially froze when she picked up the phone and I managed to book an hour on Saturday evening for £175. I’m hoping those initial nerves aren’t a sign of things to come as I was completely calm until then.

Unlike some others, i’ll go for the route of not telling her i’m a virgin. I’d rather she thinks i’m terrible tbh and i’ll at least do my best to look like I think I know what i’m doing, if that makes sense? I don’t want a scenario like my first driving lesson where my instructor explained how to control a car for 50 minutes, I drive 40 meters down the road and he drives me back home lol. That waste of £25 still pisses me off so I really don’t want to pay £175 for a lecture lol.

Maybe i’ve watched a bit too much porn and i’m being over ambitious but there’s a few things I want to experience that are in this girl’s like list. Oral both ways, vaginal sex, anal, squirting (her esteemed usp), rimming (both giving).  All but the latter 2 are confirmed and I haven’t yet asked about kissing. I might end up being in a position where i’ve put my cock & tongue up a girls arse but never kissed a girl before lol. I don’t know if this is all a bit too much for my first time but this is the stuff I enjoy watching and i’m not stimulated by the idea of vanilla sex so i’m just gonna go for the glory lol. I’ve waited this long I might as well try and make it an evil angel production lol. It will all probably be a massive fail but i’m just going to believe in myself and see where that gets me. I’m just hoping little man rises to the occasion when it’s game time.

Originally wanted to do a role play where i go to see my gf, only ‘mother in law’ is home, have a drink while we wait for gf, start discussing sex life, in law starts talking about how she’s been trying to convince husband to put it in her rear but he’s not interested, i talk about how i wish gf squirted, we agree that i’ll put it in her dirtpipe if she squirts, when time is up i have to go before daughter returns. I might still ask if we can do it but acting will make it 10x easier for her to notice how nervous I am so maybe next time.

I’ve been a lurker on this forum for a long time and I know some fellas will be quick to pull the trigger and cast me as a troll. I assure you this is not the case and at least allow me to post my review and I’ll make a AW profile to leave/recieve feedback. The reason I haven't added her AW yet is because she might see this on here and I don't want her to know my situation before. I'll tell her at the end. Whatever happens, I’m sure it will be an amazing story which i’ll never get to tell outside of this forum. I'm 21 in case you're wondering 

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

"I thought i’d share it with hopefully some of the most non judgemental people in the world."

Just to put that baby to bed - your nickname is after one of the greatest football managers that ever lived and celebrates the year Leeds United won the centenary cup final, well, I, for one am judging you as a top lad.

You may be short, fat and 21 but the girl in question is only interested in giving you sexual services in return for cash, she is likely to have a range of fellas looking like George Clooney to Johnny Vegas.

Just lay off the porn and don't wank for a few days before you see this bird and live out your fantasy with her, rim her like there's no tomorrow, ruin her arse and pussy and leave her face like a painter's radio.

Good luck young Leeds fan, march on together into the most important away fixture of your life, enjoy and let us know how it goes.

[LoneWolf2020]

careful with the info that could potentially identify you to people that know you, height, age, nick names etc...i would edit those out if i were you.

other than that, good luck.

[Silver Birch]

I think your expectations of your first punt are somewhat ambitious but I hope it goes well.

[MJ.spritzen]

Just lay off the porn and don't wank for a few days before you see this bird and live out your fantasy with her, rim her like there's no tomorrow, ruin her arse and pussy and leave her face like a painter's radio.

The above comment is good advice. Lay off the porn for about a week before going to see her.

I seriously wouldn't be worried about looks, they just want you're £££.

Go for a girl that doesn't to BB and you'll be safe enough. In my opinion, stay away from Romanian or other Eastern Eurpean girls for now, they tend to lie about what they'll do and 99% arnt interested in you having a good time. Which girl are you planning on seeing? (you wanna post a link?). Go for a well reviewed girl who's had feedback on giving a good time to her customer.

As for girls rimming you. I've met only 2 girls in my many many punts that have. I dont even ask for it because when the girl (usually) says no they then stop replying to my texts or cancel my booking.

Lastly, dont put yourself down too much. You can always make lifestyle changes to change your weight etc, in the meantime theres always gorgeous girls that will have sex with you for money. So regardless of how many girls you think your friends/peers have had, you can have as much or as many as you want. And you'll know that, even if they dont.

Some of us on here have been with over 100 women. Nice to know when you see girls in work/college acting like they're something special.

[Sonny Crockett]

As the title suggests, this is my first time punting but to add to that it’s the first time i’m doing anything ever inc. kissing. This was inspired by a thread made by an OP in a similar situation but I thought it would be good to document my experience as our approaches & executions are completely different. I’m feeling like such a range of emotions and since I can’t tell my friends, there’s no way I can keep this massive step in my life to myself so I thought i’d share it with hopefully some of the most non judgemental people in the world. I’ve generally gone down the voyeuristic route until now. Thought about going to parties and just watching or attending porn shoots but now i’m just so desperate to get involved so it’s time to go.

I’ve seen various ‘first time’ threads and i’ve spent a long time considering the usual ‘identify the reason why you’re still a virgin’ response. To save some time, i’m short, fat and not great looking imo. Although i’m no Picasso, I do have a standard which is prob too high for me but I can’t bring myself to settle. I’m either gonna the guy you say ‘how did he get her?’ and the lonely old man unfortunately. Maybe a therapist would help but that’s all long and costs a lost of money for no guaranteed solutions. Plus they’ll prob just find a way to relate everything back to unresolved childhood/mum/dad issues anyway lol. Plus the last thing I want at this point in time is a relationship as i’m busy with work and studies for at least the next couple of days so I would only be interested in a one nighter or an f-buddy, which always inevitably ends miserably from my observation.

There were a couple of things I was worried about in regard to punting.
1. Risk -  WTH i’ll just wrap it up, go to church on Sunday morning and pray to the lord. I know this is extreme but I just don’t want to be the guy that has sex once and catches AIDS whilst some of my friends get away with near triple digit numbers and are clean as far as i know.
2. I’ve waited this long so I might as well wait for ‘the one’ - I highly doubt at my age i’m going to find a girl in a similar position and I don’t want to completely embarrass myself when I eventually do sleep with a girl irl.

I’ve decided to go for a girl who i’ve been set on for a good month or so and I can’t be more certain with my choice. She’s quite big and tall. I’m a short lad (5'6) but i’m also heavy (my friends call me Chief Wiggum lol) and i’ve asked her to wear high heels. To some that may seem odd but the idea of destroying (giving it a good try anyway lol) this sexy goliath has been getting me high all week. Possibly it goes back to me trying to punch above my weight as i’m self conscious about my height and I think a girl that big would look down on me irl (pardon the pun) but i’ll leave that for the psychology graduates to tell me  . It took a few days and attempts to actually speak to her on the phone but once I did, it was fantastic. Genuinely funny girl and I was comfortable very quickly after I initially froze when she picked up the phone and I managed to book an hour on Saturday evening for £175. I’m hoping those initial nerves aren’t a sign of things to come as I was completely calm until then.

Unlike some others, i’ll go for the route of not telling her i’m a virgin. I’d rather she thinks i’m terrible tbh and i’ll at least do my best to look like I think I know what i’m doing, if that makes sense? I don’t want a scenario like my first driving lesson where my instructor explained how to control a car for 50 minutes, I drive 40 meters down the road and he drives me back home lol. That waste of £25 still pisses me off so I really don’t want to pay £175 for a lecture lol.

Maybe i’ve watched a bit too much porn and i’m being over ambitious but there’s a few things I want to experience that are in this girl’s like list. Oral both ways, vaginal sex, anal, squirting (her esteemed usp), rimming (both giving).  All but the latter 2 are confirmed and I haven’t yet asked about kissing. I might end up being in a position where i’ve put my cock & tongue up a girls arse but never kissed a girl before lol. I don’t know if this is all a bit too much for my first time but this is the stuff I enjoy watching and i’m not stimulated by the idea of vanilla sex so i’m just gonna go for the glory lol. I’ve waited this long I might as well try and make it an evil angel production lol. It will all probably be a massive fail but i’m just going to believe in myself and see where that gets me. I’m just hoping little man rises to the occasion when it’s game time.

Originally wanted to do a role play where i go to see my gf, only ‘mother in law’ is home, have a drink while we wait for gf, start discussing sex life, in law starts talking about how she’s been trying to convince husband to put it in her rear but he’s not interested, i talk about how i wish gf squirted, we agree that i’ll put it in her dirtpipe if she squirts, when time is up i have to go before daughter returns. I might still ask if we can do it but acting will make it 10x easier for her to notice how nervous I am so maybe next time.

I’ve been a lurker on this forum for a long time and I know some fellas will be quick to pull the trigger and cast me as a troll. I assure you this is not the case and at least allow me to post my review and I’ll make a AW profile to leave/recieve feedback. The reason I haven't added her AW yet is because she might see this on here and I don't want her to know my situation before. I'll tell her at the end. Whatever happens, I’m sure it will be an amazing story which i’ll never get to tell outside of this forum. I'm 21 in case you're wondering 

I wish you all the best in your punting endeavours and that you have some great experiences. All The Best!!!

[Metal gear]

Hi Mr don. Your situation was one that I was in a few years ago, the only thing I would think about is what you hope to get out of it. In your first paragraph you said:

'I’m feeling like such a range of emotions and since I can’t tell my friends, there’s no way I can keep this massive step in my life to myself'

If this meet has any emotional ties to it (rather than just being physical and getting your first time out of the way) then you may come away disappointed as it's not what you expected or doesn't meet your requirements.

Hope this helps and doesn't put you off, good luck.

Also I agree you should remove your nickname from your post.

[cueball]

That's one hell of a virginal announcement post op but well done, god only knows how long your reviews are going to be.

My advice....

Take the first punt easy, don't go in with a massive shopping list. It's your first time, don't try and fit everything you've watched on xvideos into your first go.

Snogs, oral, sex and regular gfe. Find your feet first. It's not like porn.

[Nagilum]

Good luck OP. Once you get the first out the you will wonde why you worried in the first place.

[Steely Dan]

Welcome

I'd still suggest you consider sharing with her that it is your first punt.  While of course your driving analogy could happen, it is more likely that the more information you give her the better.  You seem to judge that the phone call went well, and I trust she is well reviewed on here.  While probably not wise to name her (now that you have shared the day time and price), you could PM someone who has reviewed her to see if they think she is the type to take advantage.

[The72Don]

"I thought i’d share it with hopefully some of the most non judgemental people in the world."

Just to put that baby to bed - your nickname is after one of the greatest football managers that ever lived and celebrates the year Leeds United won the centenary cup final, well, I, for one am judging you as a top lad.

You may be short, fat and 21 but the girl in question is only interested in giving you sexual services in return for cash, she is likely to have a range of fellas looking like George Clooney to Johnny Vegas.

Just lay off the porn and don't wank for a few days before you see this bird and live out your fantasy with her, rim her like there's no tomorrow, ruin her arse and pussy and leave her face like a painter's radio.

Good luck young Leeds fan, march on together into the most important away fixture of your life, enjoy and let us know how it goes.

Aha! sorry for the confusion but i'm no Leeds fan, i'm a gooner buddy! Yeah i'm gonna take your advice and i've had my final wank this morning. However, i thought the idea was that you cum faster with a full tank. Isn't that that the reason some guys knock one off before they go out and meet birds, so they last longer? Or is the advise you're giving me more to help with keeping an erection?

+ Can anyone tell me how to edit a post? I can't see the option. Adding certain details was naive on my part.
edit: it's actually giving me the option to edit this comment, but not my original one. hmmm

[cueball]

+ Can anyone tell me how to edit a post? I can't see the option. Adding certain details was naive on my part.
edit: it's actually giving me the option to edit this comment, but not my original one. hmmm

Just report your own post asking admin/NIK to edit out your nickname

[The72Don]

Hi Mr don. Your situation was one that I was in a few years ago, the only thing I would think about is what you hope to get out of it. In your first paragraph you said:

'I’m feeling like such a range of emotions and since I can’t tell my friends, there’s no way I can keep this massive step in my life to myself'

If this meet has any emotional ties to it (rather than just being physical and getting your first time out of the way) then you may come away disappointed as it's not what you expected or doesn't meet your requirements.

Hope this helps and doesn't put you off, good luck.

Also I agree you should remove your nickname from your post.

I just meant the usual mix of excitement & nervousness any guy here must have felt their first time punting. I'm not sure I understand what you're saying but all i'm hoping for is the same fulfilment I get out of a wank I suppose (just maybe a little better since i'm paying lol). Also I just want to kill the curiosity of knowing what a pussy & arsehole feels/tastes like.

[Mark19]

Good, brave story man. Don't worry about it man it will be fine. My first punt was a disaster haha. Hadn't had any action for a year and got there, paid for 30 mins and was out in 13. Literally came after about 10 pumps of her on top. after getting sucked off and licking her out for about 10 mins. Her attitude was horrible and could barely speak english though and she told me to do 1 basically

[The72Don]

Welcome

I'd still suggest you consider sharing with her that it is your first punt.  While of course your driving analogy could happen, it is more likely that the more information you give her the better.  You seem to judge that the phone call went well, and I trust she is well reviewed on here.  While probably not wise to name her (now that you have shared the day time and price), you could PM someone who has reviewed her to see if they think she is the type to take advantage.

There are a couple a reviews of her on here (no negative ones) and i've looked at the field reports on AW and she seems not only great, but really consistent. Also people seem to rave about her personality and from our convo, I can see why. I actually feel safe going to meet her. At this point I really couldn't more more certain with my choice.

[The72Don]

The above comment is good advice. Lay off the porn for about a week before going to see her.

I seriously wouldn't be worried about looks, they just want you're £££.

Go for a girl that doesn't to BB and you'll be safe enough. In my opinion, stay away from Romanian or other Eastern Eurpean girls for now, they tend to lie about what they'll do and 99% arnt interested in you having a good time. Which girl are you planning on seeing? (you wanna post a link?). Go for a well reviewed girl who's had feedback on giving a good time to her customer.

As for girls rimming you. I've met only 2 girls in my many many punts that have. I dont even ask for it because when the girl (usually) says no they then stop replying to my texts or cancel my booking.

Lastly, dont put yourself down too much. You can always make lifestyle changes to change your weight etc, in the meantime theres always gorgeous girls that will have sex with you for money. So regardless of how many girls you think your friends/peers have had, you can have as much or as many as you want. And you'll know that, even if they dont.

Some of us on here have been with over 100 women. Nice to know when you see girls in work/college acting like they're something special.

Yep, i've gone for an English bird. EE accents turn me off anyway tbh. I won't post the link until the review.

In regards to the rimming, i'll be giving not receiving.

I'm actually hoping this doesn't become a frequent habit as it's a bit too expensive and risky for my liking. After the first few i'm hoping once every other month will be my max.

Thanks for the encouragement though.

[Integral]

Don, I can't add much to the excelent advice you've been given already up thread,  other than to say don't be too attatched to a script that you've put together from porn.

I'm around twice your age and I'm still a big fan of the occasional porno viewing, but what I enjoy doing on a punt is very different to the type of porn I like to watch.

For your first time i'd advise you to go with the flow and explore what feels good etc. You can always go back to this girl (or another one) for a more specialist service when your real-life likes and dislikes are more settled.

Best of luck and welcome to the Semi-Secret Shagger Club!

[The72Don]

That's one hell of a virginal announcement post op but well done, god only knows how long your reviews are going to be.

My advice....

Take the first punt easy, don't go in with a massive shopping list. It's your first time, don't try and fit everything you've watched on xvideos into your first go.

Snogs, oral, sex and regular gfe. Find your feet first. It's not like porn.

I appreciate the advise and I understand where you're coming from but i'm been fantasising about this experience for so long, I can't tone it down. I'll be the first to say you were right if it doesn't work out.

- thanks for the editing help btw

[StevenS]

Is the girl one who is reviewed on hear and has positive feedback?

[Steely Dan]

There are a couple a reviews of her on here (no negative ones) and i've looked at the field reports on AW and she seems not only great, but really consistent. Also people seem to rave about her personality and from our convo, I can see why. I actually feel safe going to meet her. At this point I really couldn't more more certain with my choice.

Then I urge you to reconsider telling her it is your first time.  Why would she muck you about? Tell her it is your first time and that you want to fuck like rabbits. A good escort will do this - but telling her will help.

And never take one word in AW field reports as anything other than that the guy met her and wants feedback.  Or he didnt meet her and wants feedback.