When she asks, "are you married"

[Lema]

It fucks the whole punt up when she asks "are you married", "have you got kids"? .. Even if it is just to make conversation. That's the last thing I want to think about. 

[Sureshot]

It fucks the whole punt up when she asks "are you married", "have you got kids"? .. Even if it is just to make conversation. That's the last thing I want to think about. 

I used to get it every time, thankfully havent for a while now but youre right, its a proper mood killer

[David1970]

Tell her your wife died a few months ago, and you might a sympathy fuck.

[timsussex]

One girl asked me straight away when I got into the room  and when I said I was she removed her lipstick - so it can make sense

[Ali Katt]

It fucks the whole punt up when she asks "are you married", "have you got kids"? .. Even if it is just to make conversation. That's the last thing I want to think about. 

"Yeah I've got a daughter the same age, maybe you two could hang out"

[Ali Katt]

One girl asked me straight away when I got into the room  and when I said I was she removed her lipstick - so it can make sense

They can remove their lipstick on my cock.

[soysauce]

One girl asked me straight away when I got into the room  and when I said I was she removed her lipstick - so it can make sense

But what about her perfume?

[Kerosene]

"Yeah, she's waiting for me in the car outside."

[Ali Katt]

But what about her perfume?

The thing is I've smelt the girl's sweat on my skin after a punt and if I'm lucky even her twat juice.

[Ali Katt]

"Yeah, she's waiting for me in the car outside."

"Yeah, she has bigger tits"

[Jonestown]

If a chinese girls asks you if you’re married it means she is looking for a boyfriend (permanent leave to remain) and likes the look of you.

[threechilliman]

'Yeah, d'you mind if she joins us' or post-fuck, 'Yeah, and she's a better shag than you'.

TBH, I've been asked once or twice and it really doesn't bother me. Most girls probably clock my wedding ring anyway, so no need to ask.

[Ali Katt]

'Yeah, d'you mind if she joins us' or post-fuck, 'Yeah, and she's a better shag than you'.

TBH, I've been asked once or twice and it really doesn't bother me. Most girls probably clock my wedding ring anyway, so no need to ask.

The daughter or the wife? 

[davxx]

'Yeah, d'you mind if she joins us' or post-fuck, 'Yeah, and she's a better shag than you'.

TBH, I've been asked once or twice and it really doesn't bother me. Most girls probably clock my wedding ring anyway, so no need to ask.

I always remember being told on one of my first ever punts that most Wg's do not even ask, normally if you take your wedding ring off it leaves a little mark and they see that..

[brandonpete]

Yep,I've been asked..I say yes..and get on with the fuck...it's why I'm there!

[Ali Katt]

It fucks the whole punt up when she asks "are you married", "have you got kids"? .. Even if it is just to make conversation. That's the last thing I want to think about. 

I've never asked this? I'm sure punters do, it smacks of the Peter Kay taxi driver conversation "have you been busy?"
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[jimbobted]

Doesn't bother me at all. I visit SPs to partake in things that aren't available at home. It's not like the there's going to be any emotional attachment either way and the SP isn't going to give a shit either way.
I've never picked up a civvy whilst married as that's a totally different ball game.

[Lema]

Do you feel guilty about cheating on your wife with a wg?

[jimbobted]

No.
Of course my wife would see it differently but I don't see it as cheating. I'm not after love and affection, just some bedroom activities that aren't available with the wife.

[Jumping Jack Flash]

No.
Of course my wife would see it differently but I don't see it as cheating. I'm not after love and affection, just some bedroom activities that aren't available with the wife.

I agree. I imagine that a lot of blokes on here would not punt if they were getting what they want at home. I’ve not been intimate with my wife for about five years and now I’ve been fucking younger girls via SA I don’t ever want to be intimate with her again.

[tazz]

I agree. I imagine that a lot of blokes on here would not punt if they were getting what they want at home. I’ve not been intimate with my wife for about five years and now I’ve been fucking younger girls via SA I don’t ever want to be intimate with her again.

She might not have an issue with you have an SB, lots of married women are ok with it when their not having sex with the hubby.

[Jumping Jack Flash]

She might not have an issue with you have an SB, lots of married women are ok with it when their not having sex with the hubby.

I’m not sure I want to find out if she’s happy about it! 

[Jonestown]

It fucks the whole punt up when she asks "are you married", "have you got kids"? .. Even if it is just to make conversation. That's the last thing I want to think about. 

So do you feel guilty about fucking wg’s ?

[brandonpete]

Do I feel guilty about sex with a 'Tom' no and never have...even before the wife 'shut up shop' so to speak.....did she feel guilty then..No (and I have asked)...what would she say if she'd found out that I'd (because of her reluctance and then completely stopping and no it wasn't something I'd done,yes I have asked) spent over £30k in the last 35 yrs on WG's...ballistic is a word...would she take the blame never..

[Blackpool Rock]

Tell her your wife died a few months ago, and you might a sympathy fuck.

Then freak her right out by adding "I killed her"   
Alternatively you could give out the stalker vibe by replying "No but i'm looking for a girlfriend" 

Either of the above should ensure she stops asking questions but not sure how good the connection will be for the rest of the punt 

[londonroad]

No.
Of course my wife would see it differently but I don't see it as cheating. I'm not after love and affection, just some bedroom activities that aren't available with the wife.

Agree with you. But I do fine it is a mood killer when the question is asked. It does not always get asked -  but so annoying when it does.

[Bogof60]

It's just chit chat.
Does not bother me and anyway the wedding ring kind of gives it away.

[snaitram99]

I always remember being told on one of my first ever punts that most Wg's do not even ask, normally if you take your wedding ring off it leaves a little mark and they see that..

Can barely get mine off, it would leave more than a little mark, so no point. Few ask, but sometimes crops up in conversation. 

[Derrick101]

Can barely get mine off, it would leave more than a little mark, so no point. Few ask, but sometimes crops up in conversation. 

Despite wearing a ring, I'm still asked, and it doesn't bother me. Have been called a naughty boy a few times .
Doesn't bother the SP's either as I guess they would get little business without married clientele 

[Taggart]

Tell her your wife died a few months ago, and you might a sympathy fuck.

Yes, that works well. Told one WG mine died in an air crash....

[tynetunnel]

I agree. I imagine that a lot of blokes on here would not punt if they were getting what they want at home. I’ve not been intimate with my wife for about five years and now I’ve been fucking younger girls via SA I don’t ever want to be intimate with her again.

+1. I could have written your post myself!

[dubs]

Tell her your wife died a few months ago, and you might a sympathy fuck.

Or tell her she died a few days ago, and can we hurry up because I really should be at the funeral by now.

[django0700]

Do you feel guilty about cheating on your wife with a wg?

Why? its only transactional sex with different girls,  in my opinion cheating only comes into play if there is emotions etc involved. That's just my two bits worth.

[DastardlyDick]

I've had the "are you married" question a couple of times, but I've also been asked if I'm Jewish (I'm not) never found out the reason?

[DastardlyDick]

I’m not sure I want to find out if she’s happy about it! 

Tell when you're deeply embedded doggy style - wife rodeo!

[Jonestown]

Why? its only transactional sex with different girls,  in my opinion cheating only comes into play if there is emotions etc involved. That's just my two bits worth.

That’s a difficult view to put over well in court.

[arrons222]

I know a lot of people might feel differently but I confide quite a bit in the SP I'm seeing. Certainly a lot more than whether I'm married or not! It's all part of the session for me.
Obviously I wouldn't give out details to someone I'd only met the once but I tend to see the same SP multiple times and do longer sessions/ dinner dates.
I haven't as yet had a bad experience with this approach. TBH I don't know how one could see an SP a lot and not disclose some personal information.

[Blackpool Rock]

I know a lot of people might feel differently but I confide quite a bit in the SP I'm seeing. Certainly a lot more than whether I'm married or not! It's all part of the session for me.
Obviously I wouldn't give out details to someone I'd only met the once but I tend to see the same SP multiple times and do longer sessions/ dinner dates.
I haven't as yet had a bad experience with this approach. TBH I don't know how one could see an SP a lot and not disclose some personal information.

Now why given your posts on the Prossies on UKP thread doesn't your post surprise me in the slightest 
Anyway as for not having a bad experience with that approach all i'd say is once you have had enough punts with enough different girls then eventually you'll cop for one who isn't all she at first appears to be 

[bearcat69]

Sometimes it bugs me and takes me out of the moment, other times I really don't mind and it can even lead to some quite amusing bants. As with most conversational topics with a WG, it really depends on her social skills in general as to whether I'm ok with it or not. Some chav bitch barking questions at me is not my cup of tea, but a nice flirty sexy girl with atleast a smidge of intelligence asking me a few personal but not overly searching questions as part of a nice mid punt conversation is fine by me.

I don't take offense to it in the sense that it makes me think about the fact I'm cheating on her indoors though. That's not an issue for me. I way I view it is that I am cheating, physically not emotionally. But that's just a given to me anyway. It's part of the thrill if I'm being honest. But it's not something I beat myself up about. I personally view it like, WG's who ask it and seem funny about it, have a guilt issue themselves. But that's on them not me. If they don't want to be fucking another woman's man, then they should have thought about that before choosing such a vocation. They could always get a job working behind the counter in McDonald's if they want to do morally clean work. But I doubt many prossies would think much of such a career option. Prossie logic for you.

[Lema]

So do you feel guilty about fucking wg’s ?

I don't feel guilty,  but I don't want to be thinking about my misses while I shagging a prossie.

[Ali Katt]

I don't feel guilty,  but I don't want to be thinking about my misses while I shagging a prossie.

I remember I was thinking about shagging an ex when I was shagging a prossie. That gives you an idea how bad it was.

[Autopunter]

I've been asked this and told by more than one escort they hate shagging married men (err, but single fat losers are your dream dates is what I always wonder). Fortunately I've never punted without permission in a relationship, and been clear to the one FWB girl I ever had that I was also shagging around (just didn't mention the cash thing), so the whole cheating thing never really came up for me. Tbh, now I know the escorts feel crap about it, if I ever were to be in a dead bedroom type marriage (and punting would be my last resort if I were, probably post-divorce too), then I would just lie to be honest. Frankly the less I know them and vice versa the better; one of my regulars has a boyfriend she dates, and a guy she duos with for punts. I've no idea how he bf does it, assuming he knows. Same with guys who date porn stars or who swing as a couple. I don't judge, but its not for me.

[Lema]

I remember I was thinking about shagging an ex when I was shagging a prossie. That gives you an idea how bad it was.

Romanian I take it!!!

[Ali Katt]

Romanian I take it!!!

Nah British. It was a while ago now.

[Lema]

I went to see a WG once, and when we were finnished I asked if she did threesome's, she said she didn't have a partner but said if you want to bring your wife next time we can have some fun , no extra charge.. I defiantly would have been up for it, but I can't imagine me going home and saying to the misses " I fucked a prostitute this morning and she wants you to join us next time".
Don't think that would  of gone down to well. 

[Arbetare]

I wear my wedding ring and have never been asked, not that it'd bother me. Often get asked what I do for a job but it's just part of the chit chat.

[Horizontal pleasures]

But what about her perfume?

I always ask for no perfume please, when making the arrangements. They mostly guess why.

[Ali Katt]

I always ask for no perfume please, when making the arrangements. They mostly guess why.

Even with no perfume, have you ever smelt the girl on your skin after the punt?

[Lema]

Even with no perfume, have you ever smelt the girl on your skin after the punt?

just have a quick shower before you leave. 

[blighty131]

Or tell her she died a few days ago, and can we hurry up because I really should be at the funeral by now.

Literally spat my tea out with this one!

Quality, well played sir