City boys hogging all the best SPs

[123eee123]

Hi again
I was having a nose around AW
Checking out around the country
I have come to the conclusion down here in Somerset Devon and Cornwall
We are a punting desert
We only have a handful of good English SPs offering incalls
And a few decent tourers who turn up from time to time..
Obviously London has a wide range of ladies
But also Manchester,the Midlands and the south coast
Portsmouth seems to have a concentration of highly rated ladies...
Mabe the grass is always greener
That’s it really
Any thoughts from West Country Punters
Or anyone really

[myothernameis]

Hi again
I was having a nose around AW
Checking out around the country
I have come to the conclusion down here in Somerset Devon and Cornwall
We are a punting desert
We only have a handful of good English SPs offering incalls
And a few decent tourers who turn up from time to time..
Obviously London has a wide range of ladies
But also Manchester,the Midlands and the south coast
Portsmouth seems to have a concentration of highly rated ladies...
Mabe the grass is always greener
That’s it really
Any thoughts from West Country Punters
Or anyone really

Your style of writing, please no more

Does his style of writing look familiar to any banned members

[123eee123]

Hey myothernameis
I haven’t been banned from this forum
And I get the impression you just trying to cause mischief
If you don’t like my posts don’t read them.:
I may not be as educated as you
Left school at 16 with no exams
And now run a very successful business
I am dislexiic and just write things how I see it
Now go and pester someone else
That’s all

[vw]

Your style of writing, please no more

Does his style of writing look familiar to any banned members

most of the banned usually but a space between each line

Like this

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=153183

[Titti Tatti]

Hi again
I was having a nose around AW
Checking out around the country
I have come to the conclusion down here in Somerset Devon and Cornwall
We are a punting desert
We only have a handful of good English SPs offering incalls
And a few decent tourers who turn up from time to time..
Obviously London has a wide range of ladies
But also Manchester,the Midlands and the south coast
Portsmouth seems to have a concentration of highly rated ladies...
Mabe the grass is always greener
That’s it really
Any thoughts from West Country Punters
Or anyone really

And in the city we figured you country boys got all the sex you need for free, from your sisters and sheep?

[trainspotter]

Sorry - just a fact of life. Country living has its advantages but for most businesses you get more choice in a city - more pubs, restauranrs, clothes shops; bakers, car dealerships etc etc etc and its the same for SPs.

[123eee123]

Titty tatty
We don’t shag our sisters
All the best sheep have moved to Wales 
Just cats and dogs left!!
The advantage is they don’t charge
And the service is on a par with most Rom’s
Best I get the combine harvester fired up
And get up the city...::

[trainspotter]

Best I get the combine harvester fired up
And get up the city...::

That's the best idea.  Just remember that you can't leave it in the middle of the road as if it was in a field. Watch out for width restrictors on car parks! Don't want damaged machinery at harvest time.

[123eee123]

Sod it!
Your right Trainspotter !!
Still on West Country time here
5 minuets behind everyone else
I’ll take the massy furgeson instead
And a sack of carrots to crunch on the journey

[trainspotter]

If you wish to keep your anonymity, leave your wellies and hat on the tractor.

[hw189]

Your style of writing, please no more

Does his style of writing look familiar to any banned members

Not sure, but his writing style reminded me of this banned member last year:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=summary;u=83847

[hungrypunt]

I thought it was a poem 

[Baxter63]

Will you be singing that famous ditty by Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Carrot Crunchers?