*Awkward moments with escorts:)))*

[VladtheImpaleHer]

I was thinking recently of all the great experiences i've had with this great hobby of ours. There are some meets when things just haven't gone to plan or gone right.

It could be a lack of chemistry, not seeing eye to eye with an escort. You've ended up getting the assache with her or she has with you. Something embarrassing has happened during the punt.

Have you had any awkward moments with escorts?

Here are a couple of mine. If you feel comfortable naming the escort you were with, then go for it.

When my Adultwork adventure began back in 2015 i was still quite nervous about seeing escorts. I was nervous that I wouldn't get hard for a meet so i watched some porn at home to prepare myself and get turned on before leaving. Unfortunately, when i met the girl, within minutes of starting, she touched my cock and i pretty much ejaculated straight away!!! FFS! AWKWARD!! She tried to reassure me which made it worse!

A couple of years ago, towards the end of a punt. A girl midway through missionary told me to stop and said i'm not enjoying this. You're pounding me like a 20 year old! I put my clothes on and left. I got my hour so it wasn't a scam but i felt pretty awkward!

 

[MLawro93]

Seeing a regular, and whilst in heat of the moment, an accidental fart slipped out. It was not me. What followed was about 10 minutes of hysterical laughing from us both.  It was hard to get back into the groove after that though, as I lost my erection and it wouldn't go back up!

[Harry Monk]

Years ago at a local boudoir where I had visited a few times before, saw a lovely looking young girl for 1/2 hour.
As I was cleaning up after the deed looked up to see her gathering her clothes in her arms, saying " don't see me again we aren't compatible" and rushing out the door in tears.

I assumed she didn't feel comfortable with the drilling I had given but she should have said during the onslaught. As I made my own way out I made a point of seeing the maid and asking her to check on the girl  I did feel kinda bad 

When we first met she said she did A... lucky I didn't take her up on that extra

[pythondan]

I once accidently headbutted a regular when moving up from going down on her and she raised her head up unexpectedly. It was quite a whack but she was a game girl and carried on after a minute or two to recover.

More embarrassingly I once left a small skidmark on an escorts duvet cover. Not sure how it happened as I had showered just before. I was expecting the meeting to be over but she was happy to carry on. I managed to cum but was pretty mortified at what had happened 

[mandy18]

Lying in  the bath with a girl pissing on me, she slipped and fell on me, with her breaking 2 of my ribs.

[Kool Keef]

Was shagging a Polish WG in mish when my leg suddenly & painfully, cramped up.
I ended up rolling off her & then writhing around the bed holding my leg til the pain subsided as she looked on, bemused by the whole thing
Unlike my leg the punt never recovered

[VladtheImpaleHer]

2 months ago a girl asked me halfway through the punt if she could lick my ass. I'm not too bothered about my ass being rimmed but I thought fuck it. She asked if i was clean down there. I said i showered before coming. She got the wet wipes out, cleaned my ass and then screwed her face up after looking at the wet wipe and went hmmmm!!!! What a trooper!! That didn't stop her!:))))

[datwabbit]

A 21yo escort told me I was going too slow and told me she liked it faster and harder. Wasn't to get me to cum quicker. Just she didn't like my slow delivery (not sure I had the stamina).

[hendrix]

MMFF where I fell off the bed was good 😂

[Southernbloke]

Did a car meet a few years ago and the young polish lady who was giving me a bj was imo really attractive wearing tight leggings and a crop top and soon as she started to put her lips on me , I shot my load in about 30 seconds. I think she felt sorry for me and said did I want to at least want to feel her up before I dropped her back off.
It made me laugh so much because she was so serious and she started to laugh too .
It turned a very embarrassing moment into something a bit memorable

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Was shagging a Polish WG in mish when my leg suddenly & painfully, cramped up.
I ended up rolling off her & then writhing around the bed holding my leg til the pain subsided as she looked on, bemused by the whole thing
Unlike my leg the punt never recovered

There're buggers they are! Get a few over a year usually wake up with one Fucking painfull dosnt describe them, but the best way, seemngly only way to stop them is to get out of bed and put as much weight on the affected side that usally cures it quite quickly after a short time!

My old gran siad that are called "Charley horses" ?!, anyone ever had them and if so any particualr quick cures?.

 

[dub6747]

As I've got a thing for high heels I'll often ask the girls to keep them on ... one time a biggish girl, massive tits but belly too, got on top for me to lick her pussy and her heels stuck in the mattress meaning that she fell backwards and onto the floor...she wasn't happy to happy but  did recover enough to give me a perfunctory walk 😃

[pbrown355]

I have posted these before but always glad to tell a tale.

I was in the middle (literally and figuratively) of a 3some with 2 roms when the police knocked on the front door. I spent 20minutes (felt like a lifetime) inthe bathroom till they left. Bless 'em, the girls wouldn't let me go without finishing me off.

A young WG (who I think had taken a shine to me) chose me for her first attempt at anal. She was very embarrassed when it all went wrong. She sprayed about a can and a half of air freshener round the room and we finished in a more conventional orifice.

And.....local parlour, condom split. An everyday problem with our hobby. The "misunderstanding" was that the parlour seemed to think I should pay extra for this! I remained calm throughout a very unpleasant onslaught onslaught from them. I am banned from the parlour which has been saving me money ever since.

[Maak]

A touring hot young Brazilian, I came too quick, less than 3 strokes. Tried looking for her, never ever found her ever again, I wanted a proper full session with her.

[Cum_again]

Going down on a milf and she has a hip bucking orgasm, this triggers a nose bleed all over her cunt.

She was very good about it to be honest.

[myothernameis]

Many years ago, doing down on an escort, and what do it see, a piece of string, the escort still had her tampon in, put me off 

[mr.bluesky]

Not wishing to sound like a party pooper but another topic that has been well and truly covered before 

[Corus Boy]

Not wishing to sound like a party pooper but another topic that has been well and truly covered before 

But the replay seems to be interesting and going well?

[mr.bluesky]

But the replay seems to be interesting and going well?

 A bit like tv channels constantly showing repeats 

[Trotter671]

Was shagging a Polish WG in mish when my leg suddenly & painfully, cramped up.
I ended up rolling off her & then writhing around the bed holding my leg til the pain subsided as she looked on, bemused by the whole thing
Unlike my leg the punt never recovered

I get that sometimes in my right foot (thankfully rarely!) but it's happened on a couple of punts - it's a bugger, puts me right off my stride!

[petermisc]

There're buggers they are! Get a few over a year usually wake up with one Fucking painfull dosnt describe them, but the best way, seemngly only way to stop them is to get out of bed and put as much weight on the affected side that usally cures it quite quickly after a short time!
My old gran siad that are called "Charley horses" ?!, anyone ever had them and if so any particualr quick cures?.

I too used to suffer from them in the mornings not infrequently.  In my case, I think it was because I had become dehydrated by the morning.  I now have a largish drink of water before going to bed, advised for other reasons.  May or may not be coincidence, but I haven't had cramps in a long while now.

[wristjob]

Banging away at this girl and she's really pushing for me to finish. As soon as I do she runs to the bathroom and starts coughing up blood. I was absolutely freaking and called the agency. They offered another girl to finish the booking which I declined, just wanted somebody else in the room with her and then I legged it out of there.

That was about 15 years ago though, and I had a few odd experiences back then. I've really had nothing too bizarre for years.

[petermisc]

I was in the middle (literally and figuratively) of a 3some with 2 roms when the police knocked on the front door. I spent 20minutes (felt like a lifetime) inthe bathroom till they left. Bless 'em, the girls wouldn't let me go without finishing me off.

That brought back a memory.  Had just finished the deed with a fit young polish girl and was getting dressed when the police called.  We hid in her room, keeping mum, while her flatmate dealt with the cops.  Apparently it was a routine check, making sure they weren't being trafficked and so on.  But we must have been there for best part of half an hour.  The girl apologised profusely, and said I could stay longer next time - she seemed quite surprised that I would return after that.  But the real bonus was that time spent chatting under bated breath gave us a bit of a connection, that meant she always seemed genuinely happy to see me. 

Another poster who mentioned nosebleed also brought back another memory.  Had arranged an outcall to my hotel room.  5:minutes before the girl arrived, I blew my nose and triggered a massive nosebleed.  Still going when she arrived.  Thought she might do a runner, as it was in the days when aids and blood was a big issue, but she was happy to stay.  We chatted, me lying on my back on the bed, until it stopped.   We agreed to start with a massage, nothing too energetic.  But on the turn, the nose started again.  She stayed chatting for the hour until her lift returned.  Was kicking myself, as it was my last night there, so no chance to arrange a repeat visit, and she was FAF.  Fortunately I did get to see her again a year later (for some reason she remembered me, which was a good ice breaker), and that time it went to plan.

[Atrueyorkie]

Earlier days of punting I saw a mature African woman, she was all on me. Facially didn’t find her attractive but she could suck a mean dick. Ended up cumming from the blowjob. Then she went into a fit of rage “I wanted to fuck”. A bit bewildered I’m still in a dazed post nut mode. She then asks how long it’d take me to go again and I’m already spent as I’m a one pop guy. For the next half an hour she was trying to get me to drink some tea thing which I’m assuming was some for of natural viagra but I just wanted to go home. Couldn’t cough up the courage to tell her i wanna leave

[RandomGuy99]

I used to see a Hungarian SP who insisted on washing my dick in the sink before I left.

She also insisted on making me cum in the 1st 10 minutes with a sloppy BJ and then sprnt the remaining 50 minutes getting me hard again. She was good fun.

[southcoastpunter]

not awkward but a fun situation - years ago (15+) i often saw a particular masseuse.   She offered a HE as an extra but" always added - "if you can guess the colour of my panties, i will let you fuck me". In about 15 visits, i only guessed right a couple of times. But it was fun (and no extra charge for being right!)

[Kool Keef]

Came face to face with painter & decorater who was working at a parlour I visited recently, didn't realise the place was being done up until I opened the front door and there he was   
Bit awkward as we passed each other in silence on my way to the reception.

[FiveKnuckles]

- showing off my tongue skills to a Thai and caught my stubble in her pink bits whilst clit licking.  She was wriggling around in laughing pain and the only thing on my mind was, 'get over it and stop time wasting'    now ensure I shave before a meet.

- slim with long hair is my fav.    i try go through all the positions and many times when transitioning from mish, have my leg/arm/hand on her hair.  When she moves her head is jolted back to the bed 

[Fkk]

Toilet paper stuck to her arse
She’d been decorating and had paint on her heels
Loud fanny fart when she came back into the room- response whoops
Accidentally held her long hair with my hands whilst fucking. She said do you mind moving your hands

[HornyHemel]

After shooting my load with a regular, I was lying on the bed as she cleaned up a couple of toys around me when my she dropped my heavy metal butt plug hitting me on the bridge of my nose! 

She was almost in tears as she thought that she had broken my nose!!  Luckily, there was only a small bruise and no serious injury.

[RedKettle]

Her bed collapsing mid fuck was one I remember. Yes I made the earth move for her….

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Her bed collapsing mid fuck was one I remember. Yes I made the earth move for her….

Had that happen more than the once, piss poor flimsey beds in most short term rented places arent they;!.

Espically those ones that have wooden slats that go across that are held in place by a fabric tape!...

[RedKettle]

Had that happen more than the once, piss poor flimsey beds in most short term rented places arent they;!.

Espically those ones that have wooden slats that go across that are held in place by a fabric tape!...

Well that might be true, could also be that I am a fat bastard.

[NBD321]

Two particular moments come to mind:

Went to see a SP at her hotel room but room had a sidedoor (locked) that went directly into the next room. As I was behind her, we were a bit loud, but clearly caught the attention of the next room as they kept trying to open the door for about 2 minutes most likely trying to get us to stop or be quieter. It was awkward as the camera was going and I leapt off the bed. Fair play to the SP as she inspected the door for about a minute, made sure it was locked and then came back to me and carried on as normal and didn't seem to care that we were loud again.

I also accidentally took a SP's work phone after a punt (same model, same colour, etc). I was a few minutes out of her house before the phone kept pinging. Took me a moment to realise I had taken her phone as well as my own. Ran back as fast as I could to a confused look on her face seeing me completely out of breath. She asked me if I wanted a glass of water as I was very out of shape back then.

[newhere456]

After a not so great punt,  downstairs to the apartment building foyer and instead of turning left - leading to the street,  I turned right, leading to a securely locked car park.  The rather heavy door, closed and locked behind me - I was trapped.  My only escape to call the SP who came down and let me out, felt such an idiot.

Had a condom come off once, fortunately it was while I was pulling out anyway so there was no skin to skin contact.  The SP was more panicked than I and so I was downgraded to a OWO and CIM instead of the intended doggy.

[Amard]

I once left my wallet and keys at gers was walking to my car and she text me saying you left your stuff behind and told me come collect it

[alabama1]

I once left my wallet and keys at gers was walking to my car and she text me saying you left your stuff behind and told me come collect it

And you class that as awkward 

[pbrown355]

Also done 2 of those just mentioned. Went the wrong way and locked myself in the car park. Eventually someone came in and I left to a very strange look from the other person.
An oriental lady I saw before joining UKP spent 30+mins rimming (which I hadn't asked for) wanking, sucking then rimming some more. When I finally came I thought I was leaving as it had to be way over the 30 mins I had paid for. She complained "what about me" got hold of my hand and made me finger her for the next few minutes. She was wet as fuck. I think if I could have managed a second shot it would have been on. I finally made my excuses and left. Unfortunately never got to see her again.

[alabama1]

I once lost my way exiting the WG's apartment block just off Broad Street, and ended up in the communal internal courtyard/garden. Couldn't get back into the building, or exit onto the street. Had to wait 10 minutes for a resident to let me out with his card.

[Tomcat]

Was shagging a Polish WG in mish when my leg suddenly & painfully, cramped up.
I ended up rolling off her & then writhing around the bed holding my leg til the pain subsided as she looked on, bemused by the whole thing
Unlike my leg the punt never recovered

Same here.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I take the 'harry with me, punting phone and car keys, so only Two things to worry about when leaving, works very well;)..

[bristolnick]

Broke  the bed in a Bristol hotel once but we carried on after a few minutes break due to laughing and trying to fix it.

[s0whatsnew?]

A  saturday early evening punt, dodgy shower to begin with, reasonable punt itself, final shower...the whole assembly came to bits in my hand, gushing out at full pressure.  The SP had to cancel her social evening out to call an emergency plumber and pretty much blamed me for the fiasco.   Could understand her pissed-offness but not the blame game.  Worse than awkward, this was full-on aagh !!     

[Punterperson1971]

Saw a wg a few times and her mate her English not great and as I was leaving I knocked a vase over as I turned to leave I had a bag with me,fortunately she was ok with it so it wasn’t valuable I think the wg was Gina diamond(Hungarian in Birmingham)her mate was alexis both  good fucks pity I never reviewed.

[Mr Sinister]

Mid-pounding away another WG knocks the door she needs condoms and wipes she comes in takes what she needs as I carry on banging.

WG takes a personal call as I'm ploughing her from behind, told me to slow down to not make much noise, tbh found it a turn on so I was mixing up the pace to she her reaction.

Had blue balls for weeks, went to cum over a wg big chebs and ended up blasting her in the face as I got up to position myself, big surprise for her luckily she took it like a champ and got no complaints or swearing in her home language.

Post punt, wg re-attends her stew cooking on the hob, takes a videocall from a friend or another wg then proceeds to 'show me off', I gave a wave and an awkward smile got a "Wow" from her with a translation that I look impressive by the WG I saw.

[bigboy]

I walk in on another punter at a parlour because the receptionist told me to go in the room and he looked shocked i appologised the WG was having a go at me. Minutes later in the right room getting my cock sucked and the WG we had a go walks in the room am in naked saying sorry. Next day am back at the parlour fucking her and she telling me she deserves that fucking.

After a incall booking am naked getting ready while the WG is showing me to her friend

Drying off in the bathroom and a WG friend walks in on me naked to use the toilet

In a parlour (reviwed) getting my cock sucked and the receptionist walks in to ask if another booking can share the bed because they have ran out of rooms. So am there with a WG bouncing on my cock while am watching a WG suck another punter, could tell he felt awkward.

[Punterperson1971]

A while back I made a booking with my regular,she said she maybe in a session(domination)when I arrive but have a shower and she’ll be down when she’s finished,got there and went in and there was a guy in stockings and suspenders doing the hoovering but awkward but had a shower and waited while he hoovered round my feet.
Anyway she finished her session apologised she forgot that he was there and was I ok with it I said doesn’t bother me so I went upstairs and she came up and mentioned that the guy downstairs has asked if he could watch as he’d be tied up and blindfolded,well I thought this is different I’ve known her for years and agreed to it and what followed was lots of teasing and friendly torture of him getting him sniffing poppers and smelling my fingers and every now and then lift blindfold up and let him watch her suck me(ow)or me lick and rim her and then fuck her in doggy with her facing him,I soon got into it and even pulled on the clamps on his nipples for fun.
Turns out he’s enjoyed it and at some point would like to do it again I think he wanted to have the cum out of the condom when I left .
Amazing session and that’s what I like about good regulars as they are very hard to find.

[Biff6]

Years ago at a local boudoir where I had visited a few times before, saw a lovely looking young girl for 1/2 hour.
As I was cleaning up after the deed looked up to see her gathering her clothes in her arms, saying " don't see me again we aren't compatible" and rushing out the door in tears.

I assumed she didn't feel comfortable with the drilling I had given but she should have said during the onslaught. As I made my own way out I made a point of seeing the maid and asking her to check on the girl  I did feel kinda bad 

When we first met she said she did A... lucky I didn't take her up on that extra

'Drilling' 'Onslaught' If that is what you subjected her to, I can't blame her for not wanting to see you again.

[willie loman]

'Drilling' 'Onslaught' If that is what you subjected her to, I can't blame her for not wanting to see you again.

+1

[Punterperson1971]

'Drilling' 'Onslaught' If that is what you subjected her to, I can't blame her for not wanting to see you again.

Sounds like a boundry pusher