Easyhotel

[Gordon Bennett]

I notice Easyhotel, they of the orange jet planes, have a sale on with loads of rooms at £9.99. I also notice that their terms and conditions say that you are allowed to receive guests as long as you accompany the guest at all times. Good old Stelios seems to have an appreciation of what the discerning gentleman needs from a hotel! 
Anyway, possibly an opportunity to book an outcall only lady without breaking the bank or fannying around with day hotels.

[fisherofsouls]

You're behind the curve fella.

Easyhotel Croydon holds more than a couple of fond memories for me

[Avg_Joe]

if thomas cook, when advertising their new hotel chain Cooks re-did the livery for their planes, and it came out like this......

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which is fine, until you open the doors......


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i dread to think what EasyJet will come up with  perhaps you will be able to book the flight attendants enroute 


I can just see the APP options now.....

Book Flight   

Book Room   

Book Visitor   

 

[datwabbit]

Easy hotel -
There's one in Newcastle so I thought I'd ask for some general advice on the chain.

Do the hotels have reception?
You arrive and get the room. Then you bring the girl in. Any issues with the staff?
What are the beds like?

Basically, anyone got stories to share?

[datwabbit]

And do you have to check in your guest?

[fisherofsouls]

You just come downstairs and let her in - nobody gives a shit... 

[Avg_Joe]

can you have her waiting in your room for when you get off your long flight? 

A true example of "room service"

[freeze44]

if thomas cook, when advertising their new hotel chain Cooks re-did the livery for their planes, and it came out like this......

Hidden Image/Members Only


which is fine, until you open the doors......


Hidden Image/Members Only



i dread to think what EasyJet will come up with  perhaps you will be able to book the flight attendants enroute 


I can just see the APP options now.....

Book Flight   

Book Room   

Book Visitor   

 

  quality! will look out for their places!

[hungrypunt]

if thomas cook, when advertising their new hotel chain Cooks re-did the livery for their planes, and it came out like this......

Hidden Image/Members Only


which is fine, until you open the doors......


Hidden Image/Members Only



i dread to think what EasyJet will come up with  perhaps you will be able to book the flight attendants enroute 


I can just see the APP options now.....

Book Flight   

Book Room   

Book Visitor   

 

Seen one of these coming out of rife a few weeks ago. Quality that man...though i think maybe a little photoshop surely

[redveee]

Can only comment on the set-up at EasyHotel in Earls Court on Cromwell Rd.
The rooms are basic and tiny, just big enough for a double bed and some floor space. All in rooms I guess are the size of two double beds including the shower/toilet cubicle. You pay more if you want a window. There is no breakfast, we rode down to Stamford Bridge Wetherspoons which was just over a mile away via Brompton Cemetry. The room cost £40 for the night split between the two of us, so £20 each which for London suited our needs.
There is talk of one opening in Bristol which hopefully will offer stupidly cheap rooms for naughty goings-ons though I've got a Travellodge reservation for mid-march which I can cancel on the day if needs be and if I go ahead I'll pay £30, could have gone with the non-cancellation option for £22.

[Avg_Joe]

Seen one of these coming out of rife a few weeks ago. Quality that man...though i think maybe a little photoshop surely

nope, look at the fist picture, that's the other side of the plane to the second picture, but you can see what will happen when the door is opened!! ..... genuine fuck up

[datwabbit]

Has anyone used the Easyhotel app? I'm trying to use it on an android phone and it's not searching. Just seems to hang.

[Avg_Joe]

Has anyone used the Easyhotel app? I'm trying to use it on an android phone and it's not searching. Just seems to hang.

no, but now you mention it, i think i binned the actual easyjet app off my android for the very same reason, that and it wanted some permissions i saw no need for

[Bobbins1973]

Easy hotel -
There's one in Newcastle so I thought I'd ask for some general advice on the chain.

Do the hotels have reception?
You arrive and get the room. Then you bring the girl in. Any issues with the staff?
What are the beds like?

Basically, anyone got stories to share?

Beware the Newcastle one, entrance right in front of manned front desk, need keycard to open door and I had a knock on my door at 3 a.m to lower the notice with my curvy overnight companion lol

[peter_bungee]

Whenever i have searched for prices of these in london it has always been in the £50 + range, but there is great demand/market for short time rooms not just for naughty business but many genuine reasons

[hungrypunt]

nope, look at the fist picture, that's the other side of the plane to the second picture, but you can see what will happen when the door is opened!! ..... genuine fuck up

I see what you mean, I was looking at the shadow on the door versus the shadow on the tow machine