Quoting the title, "Saw my first British girl today and I’m never going back," I didn't expect the opening post.
I'm always wary of coming across as a time waster with prepunt chat. During shorter bookings I have absolutely know idea what to talk about, with my old fashioned English reserve. Considering the circumstances of the meeting, the only thing we have in common is punting and whilst paying £2 per minute I don't want to get involved in a political debate or the name of my cock.
In response to the title, I doubt I'm ever going back to a British girl, the only certainty is a British pro$$ie will demand more for the least she can get away with (more stereotyping for you).