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Offline claretandblue

I am sure a lot of us have been in situations where you are looking to punt so contact multiple girls,and then end up having to cancel one or more if your preferred option comes through.

I normally go for the boring generic excuse of "the boss has called me into a meeting/asked me to work overtime at short notice" and I cant get out.

I have just seen on Phoenix Madina's twitter an excuse for cancelling a punt from a punter of "my dog has eaten chocolate from my daughters advent calendar and I need to take him to the vets"  :lol:
Anyone else ever used a similarly bizarre excuse?!?

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and this is why we call bull shit on those who say there boss has called them  :dash: :P  lol
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Offline claretandblue

and this is why we call bull shit on those who say there boss has called them  :dash: :P  lol
and you believe those who are taking their dogs to the vets?  :sarcastic:

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Offline Bonker

'Family crisis' is the favored excuse for a prossy canceling.

Offline sanjman

I am sure a lot of us have been in situations where you are looking to punt so contact multiple girls,and then end up having to cancel one or more if your preferred option comes through.

I normally go for the boring generic excuse of "the boss has called me into a meeting/asked me to work overtime at short notice" and I cant get out.

I have just seen on Phoenix Madina's twitter an excuse for cancelling a punt from a punter of "my dog has eaten chocolate from my daughters advent calendar and I need to take him to the vets"  :lol:
Anyone else ever used a similarly bizarre excuse?!?

I simply say “sorry I can’t make it anymore, I will try again another day”.

Online lewisjones23

Brasses use the worst excuses ever

Landlord turned up
Family emergency
Boiler had broken down

What they really mean is that they cant be arsed or got a better offer

I’d rather they say that, would be more likely to book them again if honest about it, I’d find it amusing

Offline Titi

I once tried honesty with a SP by saying I thought she wasn’t VFM due to her limited services/likes list, didn’t go down well. Think I hit a nerve.

Offline nigel4498



Landlord turned up

He actually did as I was shagging her in the bedroom  :scare:

brandonpete

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I know a lot of blokes will say "just don't turn up..tell 'em nothing,they're only prossies"......but for me I ring in plenty of time and just say I can't make it....not for any other reasons than  1) I may want to see them again
                                   2)  I've worked for myself and time is money
Nothing clever,nothing saintly,just a quick call or text. peace of piss.

TailSeeker

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I've been told all sorts of excuses: cat/dog is sick, child/wife injured/ill, meetings switched around, boss needs them to work late, transport issues, general illness.

And honestly I'd rather give the benefit of the doubt, shit happens, it's only when it becomes a regular running theme that I'll get my panties in a twist.

Offline claretandblue

I know a lot of blokes will say "just don't turn up..tell 'em nothing,they're only prossies"......but for me I ring in plenty of time and just say I can't make it....not for any other reasons than  1) I may want to see them again
                                   2)  I've worked for myself and time is money
Nothing clever,nothing saintly,just a quick call or text. peace of piss.
In every instance where I have texted and said I couldnt make it, I have had no issue in seeing the sp at a later date

Offline claretandblue

I've been told all sorts of excuses: cat/dog is sick, child/wife injured/ill, meetings switched around, boss needs them to work late, transport issues, general illness.

And honestly I'd rather give the benefit of the doubt, shit happens, it's only when it becomes a regular running theme that I'll get my panties in a twist.
makes sense, clearly if someone kept doing it to you they are just taking the piss...

same the other way around too, if a sp cancelled a booking at short notice I would rearrange if i really wanted to see them, if they did it for a 2nd time I wouldnt bother

Online LLPunting

I had to cancel a Plan B because Plan A (a regular) called back to say she was available;
Me to Plan B:  Sorry, I have to cancel, my regular just called to say she can see me.
Plan B to me:  Np, I hope she swallows  :D
Me to Plan B:  She does   :lol:


Me:  Sorry, just spent all my money on a stripper.
No reply


I'd confirmed OWO, RO, cum twice, FK, A-play, CIM for 120 with Plan B and booked after no reply from Plan A.  Plan A then called to say she was available and confirmed OWO, RO, CIM, A-play, DFK, unlimited for 100.
Me:  Sorry, another girl just offered all services for 100
Plan B: OK, I do 100
Me:  Thanks, maybe next time.
Plan B: Why?
Me:  Her boobs are real

Offline HighHeelLover


Landlord turned up


Once had the "landlord"turn up 5minutes before I did. When I arrived he was shouting/swearing at her from the street. I walked... I text her saying was comfortable with what was going on. She replied it was the landlord.. me thinks pimp

Offline Simmo87

15mins before a punt I get a phone call from my neighbour

neighbour 'are you moving house?'
me 'no'
neighbour 'some men are carring your property into a van'
me 'Id best get round there'


phone call to escort.

me 'Im going to have to cancel I think my flat is been robbed'
escort 'ok no problem babe'

text from escort 5 mins later 'your blocked timewastering wanker'

Get back to my flat, to find baliffs have removed my flatsceen tv, dvd player, work laptop, and my pc for a debt owed by the land lord who ran the shop down stairs.

As I did not have receipts for the items only credit card statements they were sold at auction 14 days later!!


 

Online LLPunting

...Get back to my flat, to find baliffs have removed my flatsceen tv, dvd player, work laptop, and my pc for a debt owed by the land lord who ran the shop down stairs.

As I did not have receipts for the items only credit card statements they were sold at auction 14 days later!!

Eh?!  Illegal!
Didn't you have a tenancy agreement?  Proof of tenancy?  Inventory?
Your work would have proof of ownership.
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Offline Simmo87

Eh?!  Illegal!
Didn't you have a tenancy agreement?  Proof of tenancy?  Inventory?
Your work would have proof of ownership.

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Sent Marsons Baliffs all that recorded delivery, they said that was not sufficant proof and sold the items at auction.

It was over 10 years ago now, so its all 'water under the bridge' now


Offline welshpunter17

I cancelled due to cutting my cock when shaving the morning of planned punt. I don't think she believed me.

Offline Widescreen

I think the only punt I have cancelled was because the OH for the first time in god knows how long, that morning decided she wanted a good screwing session. 

I cant manage twice in a day now so had to cancel.  I told the WG the truth, she laughed like hell and said that was a first for her. 

It was a bloody first for me too, for many a month.  Saw the WG about 3 months later and I reminded her, and laughed about it.

Online LLPunting

Sent Marsons Baliffs all that recorded delivery, they said that was not sufficant proof and sold the items at auction.

It was over 10 years ago now, so its all 'water under the bridge' now

Feckin' bandits!

Bailiffs are lower than the shit after a dodgy chicken curry from a scamming, B&S, short-timing, thieving, non-delivering WG.

Offline Keema

I had to get a new spare tyre to be fitted for a wheelchair - SP said that's a first!

Offline MilleMiglia

15mins before a punt I get a phone call from my neighbour

neighbour 'are you moving house?'
me 'no'
neighbour 'some men are carring your property into a van'
me 'Id best get round there'


phone call to escort.

me 'Im going to have to cancel I think my flat is been robbed'
escort 'ok no problem babe'

text from escort 5 mins later 'your blocked timewastering wanker'

Get back to my flat, to find baliffs have removed my flatsceen tv, dvd player, work laptop, and my pc for a debt owed by the land lord who ran the shop down stairs.

As I did not have receipts for the items only credit card statements they were sold at auction 14 days later!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Online guymids-72

Well this is a pain for me as "the boss has called me to a meeting" is actually the gospel truth for me!
I tend to work from different locations but can be asked at short notice (ie 6pm for the following morning) to attend different sites
Damn.....so now I will need to lie as the truth looks suspect!!!

Online LLPunting

All of us coming up with excuses are far more moral than the rabid punter-hating public would expect of us.  We're giving more courtesy than many business to customer contacts.

A timely simple, "Sorry, I have to cancel.  Hopefully try again soon.  Have a good day/night."  Should be more than enough.

Offline PUNTY43

I don't do the Plan A/B/C thing. If I've booked a prossie I turn up unless theres a genuine reason I can't. When this happens I always let her know as soon as I can. I've had plenty of pathetic excuses from prossies who cancel though. The most irritating thing is the radio silence after the bookings been agreed.

Offline Simmo87

I don't do the Plan A/B/C thing. If I've booked a prossie I turn up unless theres a genuine reason I can't. When this happens I always let her know as soon as I can. I've had plenty of pathetic excuses from prossies who cancel though. The most irritating thing is the radio silence after the bookings been agreed.

+1 from me bro.  :thumbsup:

Offline Knickersoff278

I once had to cancel as my back went into a spasm getting out of the bath as I was getting ready to go. I rang the girl and made my excuses and she nearly died laughing. I was gutted.

Offline Kingy28

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a load of excuses when the O2 network went down this week
« Last Edit: December 08, 2018, 10:52:29 am by Kingy28 »

Offline cueball

I don't do the Plan A/B/C thing. If I've booked a prossie I turn up unless theres a genuine reason I can't. When this happens I always let her know as soon as I can. I've had plenty of pathetic excuses from prossies who cancel though. The most irritating thing is the radio silence after the bookings been agreed.
For me, this ^^^

Offline Longlife

I once tried honesty with a SP by saying I thought she wasn’t VFM due to her limited services/likes list, didn’t go down well. Think I hit a nerve.

I had a punt with aSP where her boiler had broken doen. It was a bit chilly but we soon warmed up.

Offline dubhcarr

and this is why we call bull shit on those who say there boss has called them  :dash: :P  lol

or "the Landlord has just called around" = Im fkkn someone else bby........

Offline dubhcarr

I don't do the Plan A/B/C thing. If I've booked a prossie I turn up unless theres a genuine reason I can't. When this happens I always let her know as soon as I can. I've had plenty of pathetic excuses from prossies who cancel though. The most irritating thing is the radio silence after the bookings been agreed.

+1 also...........and they get blacklisted by me.....

Rome66

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A timely simple, "Sorry, I have to cancel.  Hopefully try again soon.  Have a good day/night."  Should be more than enough.

Absolutely agree , and important to keep things fair you do actually bother to cancel. 

However there would be an interesting list of "nuts"  excuses the SP's have dished out  :wacko:
« Last Edit: December 08, 2018, 06:18:39 pm by Rome66 »