External Link/Members OnlyLocation - London, east region
Cost - £170/45 minutes with OWO included.
Girl - Short, 5ft4, chubby, big breasts, big round bum, belly fat, brownish dark hair and average face. Her current form makes the pictures on her profile look laughable. All at certain angles which create mystique but the reality is not as good. Think I built her up too much in my head.
Service - Was booked in to see her day before. No deposit requested and text confirmation.
On the day, I was directed to a hotel I have not been to before which I was surprised about. I had to take a lift up to her floor and meet her close to the lift. She was texting me where to meet her in the hotel.
She meet me on her floor in a tracksuit.
Got inside handed the money and went for a shower. She got changed quickly into a blue playsuit then started with a massage.
No effort in the massage she gave me and she used this time to ask me questions like an icebreaker.
She asked me to massage her but I declined and told her to give me a blowjob instead. She didn't even have any baby oil or nothing so a massage was pointless.
The blowjob, she put lube on her hands and gave me a handjob for the shaft plus a blowjob for the head. She was not able to get any length in and she struggled for this part. Furthermore, she did not allow any RO, fingering, I didn't want to kiss her as I could smell smokers breath on her and I got a bit bored of sucking her breast as her skin was a bit dry.
The sex was limited to doggy, missionary and side spoon as she said that "she could not ride me due to her cervix being short meaning she will bleed on me"
Her words not mine.In doggy, she was not able to handle penetration at more than slow speed or more than shallow depth so it was very stop and start plus constantly asking her "Are you ok/all good?".
Due to her size and height, we found missionary position was better and she was able to use her toy on herself at the same time in the position.
The sex was a struggle and I think it came down to her general fitness levels. She was unable to make movements as you would expect and she got sweaty/tired very quickly. Think she is suited to someone who likes low intensity punts.
She said it is 1 time cum in bookings up to an hour, I did COB and she asked if she can take a picture of my dick on her breast with all the cum but she said she will not send me a copy of the picture so I did not allow her to take a picture of this.
At the end she mentions a few things which stuck with me:
1. Mia is actually a 34 year old single mother, not 28 years old advertised on her profile and she was born in Plaistow, E13 which is a very rough area.
2. Mia alerted me to some marks on her arms which she said was "not self harm marks but marks from being burned by her hair straightener" I never noticed them prior but it looked like scabs which are in the process of healing but they will leave permanent scars.
3. Mia took a dig at other british escorts quoting "Lot's of other British escorts are struggling at the minute [they give poor service], she doesn't like working with other girls as she doesn't trust other escorts and I should book for a longer period next time (I won't).
4. She said she can't deep throat because she vomits when she does it.
Would I return?
No
Would I recommend?
No unless you are a submissive punterHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members Only
Topic: Xx-Mia-xX - Not good service provider, awkward booking (Read 1043 times)
