Woke up to the sound of the rain in London, to Heathrow and British Airways to Zurich, check into the hotel then grab a taxi, driver from Kurdistan became my friend immediately he sussed my hotel and where I was going.
We negotiated CHF120 one way taxi down to CHF170 for the round trip, text when ready. Eye watering enough but the club taxis are CHF120, should’ve got the train!
Place,
External Link/Members Only industrial building on an Industrial estate 25 minutes outside the city, Monday, naked day, 28 birds prancing around in the altogether, see photos, that’s the girls who were on duty. Fancy but cheap decor, themed rooms, like karma sutra, very basic no mirrors, very hot, with fans.
Themed bar with pole, girls take turns, most appear like they are looking for dogshit on their heels and sway lackadaisically, one top lap dancer, Daisy who gave a proper performance.
Time, arrived around 17:15, left at 20:15, so a good three hour stint.
Pay entrance fee of CHF95 plus CHF10 deposit for poor quality towel and dressing gown, pick flip flops and numbered locker key on a wristband that opens a small security locker and larger clothes locker.
Deal, 30 minutes at CHF150 basic for kissing, owo and protected sex, extras cim/facial, anal at CHF100.
Shower, into dressing gown and ring walk into the main bar populated by most of the girls, to the bar, soft drinks and coffee are free, pay via wristband for alcohol on exit.
People, 20 plus blokes, mixed bag of ages and appearance from thirties to sixties, 28 girls from petite to six footers and size 6 to 12, twenties to mid thirties.
Appearance and standards, the management have standards and encourage the girls to perform at a high level, physically and facially they range from 6 GND to 9 gorgeous, there is no hiding place tottering around naked on stripper heels. All delivered DFK and owo, sloppy, deep and attention to balls plus unflinching, albeit expensive cim and facials. In choosing you need to use your whoreometer to pick the most engaged and avoid the princesses who are doing you a favour.
Eye contact is the key, lock a stare and the girl will be on you like a limpet, particularly on a quiet night like this.
Round one, Anastasia and Angel, blonde Moldavians, slim, all natural, modelesque, if you get your models from Wish, they took me to the jungle room, in a treehouse. DFK, single and double owo, cowgirl with one, missionary with the other, both followed by more double owo and two facial/cim combos, no dodging but pretty quick clean up, no chance of a public cum walk. To my security locker and a misunderstanding as they wanted to charge CHF100 for cim plus CHF100 for facial, I politely disagreed and gave them CHF500 total, CHF300 for basic service plus CHF100 each for extras, my aim isn’t good enough to get it all in two girl’s mouths!
Went for a shower then to the restaurant, more like a canteen, selection of crap looking food being eaten by a smattering of punters and a good few girls in anything from towels to fully naked, this was definitely the most un-sexy part of the club. I managed some unappetising sliced chicken and salad, needed something.
Back to the bar, Bianca from Valencia was trying hard to take me off to a room but I was distracted when I spotted Ria, a porno Rom, brunette enhanced, late twenties, we had a chat, she was obviously experienced yet engaged, up to the Karma Sutra room, excellent DFK, owo, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, oily b2b massage top notch cim. After the session she asked me to help make the bed, we turned the mattress, which I wish I hadn’t, it looked like a murder scene, streaks of blood and who knows what, yeuch. To reception, I pay her CHF250, that’s where the girls and the club divvy up, and she asks if I’d like shower with her, why the hell not, she even gave me some of her body wash, much better than the blue detergent stuff in the dispensers.
Lia, she said her name was Liliya, lovely, tall, blonde all natural Rom, very sexy, on her second day, fresh, been to London, worked at Platinum Lace, wasn’t sure if I had a fourth shot in me, she suggested we go to the porno cinema and as Adam Diksa, known professionally as Keiran Lee, whose penis was insured for $1 million sucked and fucked on screen, she sucked and fucked me on the back row on what was in effect a big plastic plinth covered in our towels, classy right? She rode me in cowgirl, I fucked her in doggy then sucked my soul out of me in an outstanding cim finish, taking it all and doing that pulsing thing with her tongue whilst sucking until I finished, swallowing the lot, one of the finest blowjobs I’ve had, for the customary extra CHF100. I paid her CHF at reception and she took my hand and took me back to the showers where we very nearly got it on again until we were interrupted by a fat German bloke who got too close to us and started pissing as he cleaned himself, charming fucker. She was all for coming back to the hotel with me but I figured after four shots and CHF1,000 plus entrance fee and taxis enough was enough.
Called my mate the taxi man and was again accosted by Bianca who got very close and personal as I headed for the locker room, told her next time, she feigned disappointment as I went to get dressed, hand in my wristband, collect my CHF10 deposit and leave.
Was it seedy as fuck? Yes. Was it sexy? Yes. Did I feel a bit dirty walking out? Yes. Will I go back? In a heartbeat!
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