Metro - Article on UKP

[holland]

Miranda Kane (former prossie now fat pig journalist) spent some time last December lurking UKP to write a stupid article for the Metro:

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[Stiltskin]

She should have spent a lot longer lurking, because she doesn't get this forum at all. Half of those 'witty' comments have no logic to them at all.

[Ludwig]

Claims to be a an ex-hooker 

[1] She's a cherry-picking cunt and [2] Her piss-taking comments suggest that she actually knows fuck-all about the practicality of whoring in any event, and frankly I am not sure I believe her for a moment

Anyone know the alleged former working girl identity of this journo ?

[peter purves]

Thankfully I did not recognise myself in this piece...Couldn't have that now...Could we 

[scutty brown]

Anyone know the alleged former working girl identity of this journo ?

According to the Mirror, she was known as "Melody"
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doubt if she advertised through AW, more likely through one of those posh London agencies on the lines of "FatBitchesRus"

FFS who would pay to fuck a 25-stoner?

[madmania]

Yawn, nothing to see here boys.

Another trash piece cherry picking things out of context and without explanation written to perpetuate an agenda promoting common stereotypes of punters

Either that or she's an ignorant uninformed cunt which honestly is a distinct possibility.

[scutty brown]

actually just found a fatty on AW named Melody who's still advertising. Any chance its her? This one has been reviewed here

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[Ludwig]

According to the Mirror, she was known as "Melody"
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doubt if she advertised through AW, more likely through one of those posh London agencies on the lines of "FatBitchesRus"

FFS who would pay to fuck a 25-stoner?

Quite ... £2000 for an overnight with a minger moose like her ? my arse !!

More likely she's just yet another a bull-shitting journo ...

She claims to have been researching this site?  ok, well she can come back and tell us her old or defunct working ID / link, can't she ?

[brownman]

Why is it always the big ones that come with attitude?

[TPreston]

She seems a bit of a self important tit.

But the sign above a sink did make me laugh. It would indeed make a fair tee shirt. Reminds me of the Phoenix Nights joke
Paddy: In amsterdam she made me wash my old man in the sink
Max : You took your dad?

[madmania]

Why is it always the big ones that come with attitude?

"Large and in charge", "Loud and proud"

I know what you mean, it's almost like insecurities with their weight manifests by an overcompensation with their hostile attitudes and pretend aloofness.

If you've ever been to the states the 20 stone ghetto bitches demonstrate this no end

[undercoverlover17]

 "4. ‘The biggest negative for my experience was that she answers phone calls from punters during the session this was a major drawback as one keen punter called about 3-4 times during my session.’ (SIC)"

Looked through her article which lets be honest was a bit of trash to see that she took No.4 from my First Review 

[Nowornever]

Well you never... One of my reviews made the her top ten ...number 7...I remember I wasted almost 2 hours hence the reason being pissed off! 

Not the best article I am pretty sure  can do better!

[Titti Tatti]

Using Google this will attract more people to this site. If they are readers of tosh like this, it wont be raising the quality of contributors.

[claretandblue]

The metro,free but i would still never bother reading it

[Charlie Chalk]

Odds on she was called out on here for marketing herself as a 19 year old size 8

She's deliberately misrepresenting what was said and taking the quotes out of context to suit her "right on" agenda, mainly because she must have had a "oh shit my deadline is in 5 minutes and I've been too busy inhaling cream cakes to think of anything original or witty to write" moment.

Oh, and lads, remember her sage advice the next time you're scammed by a lazy, lying Rom tart: "If you can't say anything nice, then you shouldn't say anything at all" 

[LanceVance]

Obvious hatchet job by a lazy hack. At least she isn't a  anti-punting type.

[MoTToM]

Typical feminist. How very dare men (the subhuman scum) express an honest opinion about women, let alone criticise their behavior! Didn't you know that's raaaaaape, you misogynist pigs?

[dboy74]

A load of old bollocks and probably as a pair of those too!

[holland]

The hidden message of this desperate journalist is:
I hate people who us having sex with prossie because I am an ugly woman. Noone wants to fuck me anymore. I lost sex drive myself and noone would pay a penny for me. 

[Jerboa]

What a load of shite, typical lazy journo job, but it shows this forum is the most popular UK site.

[Itsnotshy]

Having read her other article on prostitution I am loath to criticize her having a gentle dig at us.She is clearly one of those feminists who are pro sex work and sexual freedom,and there are precious few of those these days.Despite the satire she is friend not foe.

[Bangers and Gash]

Not the best article I am pretty sure  can do better!

I doubt it. 

[Diehard]

Reading her bollocks is motivation for more reviews to be done on the hookers.

[howrude]

Although I never saw her myself, I do remember seeing her on escort sites and I saw her website a few times five or six years ago. She never covered her face, so i can  verify she genuinely was an escort.

I'd give her one. But not for £2000.

[Bigjohn]

OK. Tin hat time.
I'm gonna go against the grain & say I found that quite humorous!
Especially that review about the farting machine gun!
 

[Spacecowb0y]

I found her review funny to a point, but started looking at other other articles on "paid sex" in the Metro  - good read, yet lazy journalism (if you can call it that)

[holland]

I found the way she finished the article truly pathetic:

And as for the level of service you expect – just remember, you get more bees with honey than you do with vinegar.

 

[RNinePunter]

She should have spent a lot longer lurking, because she doesn't get this forum at all. Half of those 'witty' comments have no logic to them at all.

Just like most journalists, it seems like they lack the ability to perform comprehensive research.

There was an article on the local news paper where I live saying there were up to 40 escorts working at one time, even though 30 of them were inactive at the time and at least 8 of the remaining 10 were private gallery baits. At least she didn't write about human trafficking and violence in the industry as if we love to have tea with Sergei...

[Cotswold knight]

Fuck me she's ugly looks like babe