1) well ugly
2) pretty but bad English so you would have to tell her what you want by pointing, and let's face it, she may not be able to understand anything she doesn't want to do... what u want? finger in...? me no understand...
3) looks like a witch with all that black hair
4) thought her figure looked good but when you look at her face - I couldn't fuck that for love nor money
So better off with mr hand job in my opinion. Save your dosh and have a curry.