External Link/Members OnlyPossibly the worst experience I could have had, however we did spend an hour or two chatting
Price: £120 (£20 refunded as I drove her home) for one hour (Got way more than I bargained as well as way less)
Comms: Pretty basic. Simple single sentence answers. One text came back with a rather sarcastic response when I asked for her location which almost stopped me seeing her.
Looks: She's definitely had her lips done but she was still quite attractive in my opinion. Fantastic natural breasts and she knows it. Lies about her age, says on her profile she's 26 but she admitted she was in her 30s. 33 I think I remember her saying.
Personality: Typical ditzy girl. Very VERY forgetful.
Meeting: I arrived an hour early, my fault, so I drove to Sainsburys and got something to drink while I waited. I then drove back to the location she stated in her text and decided to text. Was 15 minutes early so thought she might be busy getting ready or something. At 5 minutes, I decided to call just to make sure. I had a previous experience where the lady I was seeing did not answer calls or texts when I arrived and ended up not seeing them. It came to the time and I called. No answer. Called 2 mins after, no answer. Text her asking if we were still good to go and no answer. Called a few more times. One more call before I leave as it was coming to 10 mins after the time specified and she picked up. She stated she was at a friends house and would I mind doing the booking there. She didn't believe I would turn up as I gave her too much time in advance notice and normally thats the sign of a time waster. I said I didn't mind picking her up and bringing her to the location she stated which she said "just come here, its fine", she sounded rather flustered. We stayed on the phone all the way there. I got there and she looked through the window from the top floor and started making her way down.
When I got in, she told me I was not to mention that she was offering her services and that we met at Uni, she didn't want her "friends" knowing what she got up to which was fair enough to me. She took me to her kitchen and asked me if I would like a glass of wine to which I replied I really don't like the taste of alcohol. She then asked if I would like a beer, again I said I don't like any alcohol as it makes me feel a bit ill. She then asked how old I thought she was. I didn't know what to say as you can rather insult a lady by saying she looks older than her stated age so remembering she said she was mid 20's I said about 23. She said "You haven't even read my profile have you? I'm (Cant remember what she said 100% but I think she said) 33. The first lie of many of the evening. She then stated this wasn't her friends house but her own and asked "You won't stalk me will you?" with a straight worried face. I told her I can only see escorts once and then never again as per agreement with my girlfriend. She nodded and then she took me upstairs to her room, Paid her the money and then I had a shower. When I came out she then told me to hide that I just came out of her shower by hiding the towel (I brought my own) back into my bag. She kept saying "I can't believe you're in my house" which may have been considered roleplay, if she didn't seem very paranoid and genuinely afraid that some harm would come to her which is understandable with the line of work she is in however, I couldn't do anything other than try to reassure her that I am not that sort of guy. We stood around for a bit as she worried some more. About 20 to 30 minutes after our meeting time had passed, she asked me if I would like a drink of prosecco, I replied I really don't like alcohol and she took me to her lounge room where we sat and watched a bit of TV while chatting. A lot of racist stuff came out of her mouth about Southern Asian men often referring them as the P word, jewish people and one question was "Wouldn't you mind your girlfriend seeing a black man? You know because then she might like, get into black men?". Don't get me wrong, I can have a laugh with racist jokes but I draw the line of actually thinking racist thoughts and believing them. All that she said was with a straight face. She also told a story about her "friends" but not her, abused another friends animal. She came off a bit drunk and very forgetful, often repeating herself or asking the same question. About an hour in so I was over my time, she had said "I can't believe you're in my house" enough times to start grating a little bit. She was also saying how I wasn't her type and that its strange how her profile attracted me to her and that she liked it despite we would never have spoken otherwise. I had no idea what she looked like really as she just had images of her breasts which were looking great. She said she wished she saw more people like me but at this time, I was starting to become a little concerned by her. At this point my girlfriend asked if I was on my way back, seeing as I was only seeing her for an hour. Another 40 minutes of just chatting and hearing how she can't believe I am in her house before she decided we aren't going to do the deed at this place and that we should go to the office as arranged at the start. She would happily drive us but I insisted I drive. She had about 2 glasses of Prosecco and I was pretty sure she had more with the way she was acting.
My GF text me if I wanted my food to go in the oven for when I get back to which I told Honey that I would just call her. I should have been well on my way home by this point and it was obvious my girlfriend was getting worried. Honey started to panic and telling me to lie to her that I had gotten lost and that's why we were so behind on schedule. I told her I am going to just tell her the truth that we were chatting and getting to know each other before the session. Honey didn't like this at all and kept begging me to use her story rather than tell her the truth. I called my gf up and told her we were running late to which Honey then started to lie to my girlfriend about how I got lost around the area. After a 2 minute call, I hung up. Then I saw Honey get a small packet out of her bag, pour a small white powder onto her long nails and start snorting. At this point I realised her whole "Please don't expect / offer to take substances or drink alcohol" was a lie and realised why she was acting so strange. Please don't tell your girlfriend I am doing cocaine she asked.
We got to the office after she snorted about 2 packets of cocaine. She opened the private gate with her key fob and I drove into a disabled spot she said was her personal spot as she needed it for her car. The building was fine itself, elevator to the top floor and didn't see any one guarding it or snooping around. When we got to the flat, there seemed to be some kind of rodent droppings on the floor as we entered but other than that it looked clean enough. She then had a phone call from her friend which she took as she told me to get on the bed. I did and stayed dressed until she came off. During this call she stated she was with me but completely got my name wrong and I asked her who this random guy was to which she replied "That's your name isn't it?" I replied no it's (insert name) to which she said sorry over the phone, its (insert name). She then asked if I would be up for a 2 girl to which I replied I dont have the money for that on me right now. What I was thinking was one coke head is enough. When she came off the phone she got naked, asked me to get naked and she asked me what I wanted. I told her Oral, tit wank and protected cowgirl. She said that she can do. Then another phone call came. This time it was a man jerking off over the phone to which she said "come over" and then proceeded to give him her address telling me "he comes and goes pretty quick, he's a (Sorry if not allowed or offends) "Paki" its what they do." So now we are actually getting up to what we arranged. It was alright, she is an attractive lady but I finished up within 10 mins of it starting which I felt was done so quickly to get me out the door for the guy she had arranged. The reason I as for one hour is because though I finish quickly, I can go again within a couple of minutes but this was not on the table. She offered me a freebie for next time as I spent £120 for an hour and was ending up with roughly 10 minutes of what I paid for. At this point she became insanely paranoid again as she wanted a lift home. Don't worry I said, I agreed to take you home after anyway but she kept saying "no you're going to leave me, I don't want to walk all the way home" and tried to get me to stay in a spare room watching tv while I waited for him to come in and do his business. I went to do that but then thought I would much rather just get in the car and call the girlfriend to let her know I was ok. She tried to get me to leave my car key upstairs and open it for me but I told her I don't like that idea and that I would promise not to leave her. She told me she would give me £20 back if I took her back and then she realised I couldn't leave until she put the code into the gate / used her laser to let me out and seemed to calm down. I went downstairs, gave my girlfriend a call saying it was done and that I was just waiting on her seeing another guy who will be quick. Waited about 20 mins for her to finish up (Longer than I got!) and decided to text her as I saw the man leave her room from the car. She asked me to call and apologised for not calling as soon as he left and that she had lost my message as she had gotten a lot of them. Fair enough, she came down, I drove her home and she gave me the £20 back. Dropped her off and went home
She wasn't a very nice girl in terms of what she was talking about but she seemed to try and be friendly at least but also came off a bit passive aggressive at times. The subjects she spoke about were pretty shocking but i'm not going to air her dirty laundry for everyone to read. Just some of the things that she talked about wasn't very nice and painted her in a very VERY bad way. I have only seen a few ladies so far but this is the worst one I have seen so far and would not see again, even with the IOU. I should have just gone with my gut instinct when I received the sarcastic text.
Topic: The Honey Nextdoor - Manchester (Read 4844 times)
