Did she give you wood 
( sorry I'll get me coat)
Oh yes! It is my belief that if she decided to branch out into escorting, probably out in the sticks but close to a trunk route, there would soon be a log-jam of clients pining to stump up their hard-earned for her to raise their sap. Her PSE services would obviously include birching and edging and the two jobs would dovetail nicely.
Am I kindling a good idea or barking up the wrong tree?
Incidentally, while driving home on the Felling bypass, I slowed down when I saw the cops.
I've already got me coat on.
