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External Link/Members OnlyFirst review on here, but this punt was so bad I had to share so that others can avoid the misfortune of meeting her.
The punt was arranged via text. All easy enough. It’s in a fairly well-known block of flats opposite the fire station in Sunbury. The girl in question isn’t reviewed on here, but I’ve seen other girls from this stable and they’ve been pretty good, so I thought I was on fairly safe ground. I paid £130 for an hour. I stayed for maybe 15 minutes.
When the flat door is answered Scarlet is behind the door and the hallway is pitch black, I mean I couldn’t see a thing. I’m ushered into a bedroom which has a couple of tealights burning but is otherwise also completely dark. I ask her to turn a light on, to which she says ‘is romantic baby’. Her English is non-existent. My alarm bells start ringing, but for some reason I didn’t walk, which I should have. I can just make out that it’s probably the same girl from the AW pics, but they are very generous. She is not attractive. She asks for the money, and then buggers off for an extended time to deposit it wherever they put it.
While she’s gone I take my clothes off. She returns and motions to the bed. I don’t get offered a shower, despite the huge pile of dirty towels I notice next to the bed. I had a shower just before leaving gone anyway. She proceeds to inspect my cock like I’ve smeared dog shit on it, and then spends a good few minutes and several wet wipes polishing it. There is no kissing or warmth at all. She asks if I want a bj, and then gives me maybe 2 minutes of the most unenthusiastic bj I’ve ever had before taking her mouth off and frantically hammering away with her hand. She tired of this after another 30 seconds and says ‘sex’?
She puts a condom in and climbs aboard. It is at this point that I notice she has hairy legs, and I mean really, really hairy legs. Geoff Capes hairy. This is not going well. She humps away for a couple of minutes while huffing and puffing, and never managing to get into a useful rhythm, then clambers off pretending to be knackered. I’m properly bored by now, and just want out, so she finishes me by hand. While she fucks off to clean up, I get dressed and I’m exiting the bedroom as she reappears. She seems completely unfussed that I’m heading off. I exit the flat no more than 15 minutes after arriving.
She is by some clear margin, my worst ever punt. She is absolutely shocking, and really should be avoided at all costs.
Anyway, onwards and upwards.
