Maybe the Christmas break will temporarily repair the bad attitude, if she stays away long enough !
Nope, it didn't. My experience was just like the others - door opened slowly to reveal Miley looking piping hot but indifferent to my arrival, then a brief but slightly awkward interplay by way of introduction. I'm out the shower and this odd, odd behaviour continues - it was more like an EX-girlfriend experience - all furrowed brows and loaded remarks. There's none of the 'customer is always right' attitude - she has a set way of doing things and if you go off piste (eg change position or suggest you try something else) then you are met with an insouciant shrug and a sarcastic mutter. She didn't like the way I was snogging her, for example (God knows why) so she chuckled to herself and said "let's pick that up later".
Fantastic oral both ways and a 69 then after cowgirl and doggy we tried missionary and she told me "fine, but I'd like you to cum please" with all the gentle lusty persuasion of a rugby player arguing about being short changed in a working men's club. She started rolling her eyes when I shot a particularly impressive arc of baby paste that stretched from her sternum up to her chin. Livened up slightly during the post-match chat but I couldn't be fucked with her by that point and hurried out.
And despite all that? Spectacular sex with the best body I've ever laid my hands on.. So you see the quandary - unlike the Romanians who have a similar attitude and shit service (and can bear no resemblance to their pictures) Miley is a sensational shag - knows how to turn a man on in every position and sexual activity. Will I see her again? I probably will, yes. Which sounds mental considering what I've just written.
Just don't go and see her if you are in anyway nervous/self-conscious or it's your first time. Or if your performance sometimes dips mid punt - she'd probably point and laugh at it. Or if you have any physical abnormalities!
One for the seasoned punters/ those less likely to be fazed by her bullshit. Reminded me a little of Sweet Maria in Paddington in terms of her unpredictability and like one of the staff at Dismaland in terms of her customer service. She's become markedly more jaded in the 12 months since I last saw her. And don't think that your good looks and charm will somehow correct her stroppiness, as, evidently, this makes no difference whatsoever.
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Topic: Smiley Miley in Earls Court - intimidating, adversarial, but astonishingly sexy (Read 2559 times)
