How to leave a brothel and other questions..

[blastoise]

Hi guys,

I am 22 and I have used these forums the last few months for reviews of independents. I saw a few brothels in Leicester and was going to give them a go, mainly x lounge as i prefer older.

What do you do if none of the girls take your fancy? just say no and leave?? are brothels better or worse generally for punting? I can't find any British girls on AW near me in city center LE1 that i am interested in so any advice is appreciated.

[TheBerkshirehunt]

What do you do if none of the girls take your fancy? just say no and leave??

Pretty much, yes.  Most parlours I've been to you're let in by the maid who then sends in each free girl on by one to introduce themselves.  Once they've each said hello, the maid returns, you say who you want to see and for how long, then pay the maid.  If none of them take your fancy, something along the lines of "sorry, none of them are quite what I'm looking for..." is usually enough - most maids seem to take it in their stride, and you're not turning any of the girls down direct to their faces, if that's what you're worried about. 

[fastnet]

You can always use the old "left my wallet in the car" line.
They will not believe it, but it may make you feel better as you walk out

[blastoise]

Pretty much, yes.  Most parlours I've been to you're let in by the maid who then sends in each free girl on by one to introduce themselves.  Once they've each said hello, the maid returns, you say who you want to see and for how long, then pay the maid.  If none of them take your fancy, something along the lines of "sorry, none of them are quite what I'm looking for..." is usually enough - most maids seem to take it in their stride, and you're not turning any of the girls down direct to their faces, if that's what you're worried about.

Thanks, i imagined they were just kind of there and you picked. (which would be awkward if none took my fancy) Cheers for the advice +1

[chadwingard]

You can always use the old "left my wallet in the car" line.
They will not believe it, but it may make you feel better as you walk out

I usually use "left my Viagra on the bus" then sit in the corner and cry myself to sleep

[Zeusthedoc]

I remember years ago - in the years of the ads in local papers - I visited a place in palmers green (north London). The maid didn't tell me it was a mature establishment. I visited and when none of the women took my fancy, as I tried to leave the maid got quite angry. Then marched the women in and expected me to tell them thay older (much fatter) women weren't my type. The house has long since been demolished and turned into flats.