https://www.premium-escorts.com/british-chinese-newcastle-slim-escort.html

I saw cali at jesmond start of march.

Arrived promptly and waited till the clock struck the hour before i buzzed flat number . Buzzed in quickly , headed upstairs and knocked on door . Was told hang on as she was "brushing her teeth" .  Was there about 5 minutes waiting listening to cali laughing and sounded like she was eating a bag of crisps behind the door. Knocked again, was rudely told to wait again at which poimt i felt like walking. Could tell from the other side of the door her attitude was poor.

Anyway i hung around another 2 mins and she answered the door and led me into the bedroom where she told me to get comfertable and left the room after the paperwork was sorted.
Stunning petit body and flawless skin , lovely hair and facially about a 7/10 . So a very nice girl.

When she returned she went straight for the lube and started giving a rushed and rough handjob . I asked her the dos and donts , she said no kissing, no OWO , no reverse oral . So i asked for a lapdance to get things going to wich she complained her knees would hurt if she tried that .

Ok so rushed handjob it was . I asked her to take her top off which she did and let me suck on her lovely nipples and also had a little play with her pussy .

I asked her for oral once i got hard so she handed me a condom and i bagged up, she gave a lacklustre bj for about 2 mins and told me thats your lot now its time to fuck

By now i really should of walked . Fucked her for about 2 mins as fast as possible finished in the bag , got ready . Asked for my change and left ( id never normally do that).

All in all a very negative punt with an arrogant girl whos demeanour really lets her down . And when a good looking girl has a stinking attitude like that it really makes her less attractive anyway.

1/10  and the one is for the body .

Thought I'd add my own experience from before the reviews started to come in. Cali's pics looked brilliant when they appeared a couple of months ago so booked in for half an hour (£70) despite the lack of reviews.

Comms from Premium spot on but booking got off to a bad start almost immediately as she buzzed me in then basically didn't answer the door for five mins. Got a "two seconds" then heard her wandering around every now and then. If I'd been out on the street I'd have long walked and it was probably the first sign I should have left it anyway.

Eventually she opened the door, there was no apology, no greeting really, no chat, just absolutely nothing. Knew then and there it'd be bad but got kit off and lay on bed since she was a looker. She turned away from me and started wanking me off with her back to me, so no affection or connection whatsoever. She quickly handed me a tiny flavoured condom to put on for oral, which lasted a couple of mins and was a combination of half hearted and piss poor, before she climbed on top without asking. During this I realized she had a flatmate present, as the door was open and (I'm guessing Lana) looked in as she walked past. Not at all discrete.

Anyway back to the sex. She immediately complained that she couldn't fit me in, but basically rode as much as she could before complaining she'd have to change position. Went into mish and she angled herself so that it was impossible to really penetrate her, every time I tried to move to something a bit more comfortable for me she complained it was too sore, before she gave in and turned her back to me and resumed the handjob. Eventually came and I'm not even sure she acknowledged it, just asked me if I could go to the toilet and get some loo roll for her.

Got ready in silence and headed for the door, without a word being spoken. Checked my watch as I was leaving and we weren't quite at the 20 minute mark. As the door closed I immediately heard her loudly slagging me off to whoever was in the flat to her. Unfortunately this was all down to you Cali, pet.

Unprofessional and her attitude and services were outright unpleasant, she's an attractive lass but that is literally all she has going for her. In the bottom handful of punts I've had in nearly 20 years of doing this.

https://www.premium-escorts.com/british-chinese-newcastle-slim-escort.html

Location: Near the Hilton Hotel, Gateshead.

AdultWork: https://www.adultwork.com/5075948

Services: Escort

Price
£110 for 45 minutes

Experience

I sent a text to Amelie and asked to see her.  Communication was easy and straight forward, and her instructions of where to go and what to do were clear.  The venue is semi-quiet, with people coming and going in a residential area but due it being connected to other areas, a person walking to the venue would not look out of place unless you make yourself a source of attention. Discretion can be achieved.

I made a request for her to wear black and she wore black stockings and suspenders and Amelie looked incredible. Amelie has enhanced boobs but they looked nice and her faked tan suited her.  Amelie is very relaxed and engaging, and can easily put you at ease if you're a first timer.  The main event included Owo, RO, Doggy, Mish, rimming on her and lots of kissing but no FK.  Amelie has a lot of stamina.

Amelie comes highly recommended from me, who I think is the best punt I've had so far!

https://www.adultwork.com/5025603
£80 for 30 minutes
I've seen Luna a couple of times approx 3 years ago. She's been back and forth to Spain and mainly doing outcalls. Contacted her and found out she is now based in Gateshead, Bensham area but can't change her AW location as she has been hacked and having problems with it.
Arranged the night before and given the full address immediately as she remembered me. Plenty free parking about. She was waiting to open the door on my arrival so no awkward standing around. Was greeted with nice hugs and kisses. She is still the same body wise, slim and toned, mid forties but  has looked after herself, she has had her teeth done since I last saw her, they look good, not Turkey teeth much more natural. Shown into the bedroom which was well presented, it's her own place. She was wearing good quality lingerie and smelt great. Straight into dfk with lots of grinding, she then slowly undressed me, kissing and stroking me everywhere, gave me some great deep throat owo. She then led me to the bed and bent over, she has a fantastic arse, encouraged me to play with her which I did. We then got on the bed removed her clothes and there followed a sublime session of oral on each other fingers and tongue in her ass and when she put the condom on with her mouth sex in a few positions. After I'd exploded while she was on top she remained there kissing and caressing me. She eventually climbed off and cleaned me up. We lay chatting for quite a while all the time she was stroking me and being extremely attentive. I have to admit it is one of the best sessions I've had in a good while. Time was never mentioned and I didn't have my watch on so was unsure how long I'd been there, I decided to get ready , she even helped me with that. I handed over the payment and even at the front door she was kissing and cuddling me. I got back to the car and I'd been in for about 45 minutes. This shouldn't be taken for granted through. She says she only has a couple of appointments a day 🤷‍♂️ Will definitely be seeing her again soon.

Location: Near the Baltic Gallery, Gateshead.

AdultWork: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=6149742

Services: Escort

Price
£80 for 30 minutes (includes FK, sex, OW, 69, rim, oral on her, Owo & CIM extras for £20..

Experience

I sent a text asking if I could see her at 1pm in the next day. Jessie replied back saying I should message her in the morning, saying and I quote "unfortunately just in this world there are lying women there also lying men".

I text her the next day and back and forth, and we agreed for a punt at 1pm.  She said "Please confirm our appointment at 1pm", providing an address for me to go to an apartment block near the Baltic gallery. About 5 minutes before 1pm, I text her to say I was nearby and to tell me when to come to her.  She never replied back.  I stood outside in the cold pouring rain until 1:10pm before deciding to leave, realising she was ghosting me and had changed her mind without telling me.

I would avoid Jessie, as she is very scattered and can stand you up, even in the pouring rain.

https://www.premium-escorts.com/british-chinese-newcastle-slim-escort.html

Not exactly a highlight of my punting career !

Comms - Excellent as always with Premium. I let them know I was going to be late due to traffic but was only 1/2 mins in the end.

Location - Ground floor apartment in Sandyford area. Parked on main road outside (meter) but not the most discreet as the road is pretty busy most days.

Punt - Main door was open so went through to find apartment door wide open (!) Shouted in and heard a voice asking me to hold on. Cali appeared shortly after and I was very pleased with appearance (stunning looking lass, tanned skin, dressed in skimpies) but can't say it was the warmest of welcomes. Noticed someone else in spare room which threw me a bit but followed on into the bedroom.
I paid up and started to undress and noticed Cali move to the oppo side of the bed - to make conversation I asked the old do's/don't question to which she replied no kissing. This was disappointing as earlier reviews suggested this was available (and is much preferable for me) and then she added that she 'won't with certain people'. Not really what I was wanting to hear so with my libido decreasing rapidly I asked her if she really wanted to go ahead with the booking - her whole demeanour suggested otherwise and by then I was starting to feel uncomfortable. When she said 'its up to you' then that sealed the deal - I asked for my money back, thanked her for wasting my time and got out of Dodge as quick as possible.
Fee would have been £70/30 mins.

Overall - Disappointing but with hindsight maybe i should have asked the agency for specifics (sometimes they tell, sometimes not) - Ive just filed this as a bad day...I could have just gone ahead and done a p&d but not really my thing. Shame, as she's a cracking looking lass but as we all know thats not the whole package by a long way.

https://www.premium-escorts.com/lana-brunette-busty-british-escort.html

Comms: Always spot on with Premium, quick and easy in arranging a booking.

Location: Jesmond area near Nissan dealership

Price: £70 for 30 minutes

Services: Light kissing (No tongue), OWO, DT, sex in various positions.

Looks: Her pictures are accurate, thicc like you see on IG, big ass, handful of tits and attractive. Has alot of tattoos but doesn't really bother me

The Meet: I had seen her profile at the beginning of January and checked for feedback on here and no reviews at the time. Text to Premium and all was set. Got myself ready, arrived on the agreed time and knock on the door. When she opened the door, I thought 'yeah, I'm going to enjoy this', she's pretty tall, curves in the right places, attractive face, nice smile, and wearing a one piece. Got led to the bedroom and sorted out paperwork. Quick fire on the do's and don'ts (no RO, only for regulars) and clothes off. I was kind of hoping that she'd help me with this and I'd do the same to her but she just pulled her bra down and told to lie down on the bed. She joins me and gives me light kissing that lasted 30 seconds or so and went straight for OWO. I have to hand it to her, she knows how to suck cock. Got me right on the edge in no time. Doggystyle, cowgirl, missionary and I started to deflate alittle so ask for more OWO. Got me hard and wanted missionary again to finish in but was told that she's ran out of condoms. I check the side table and there's none left so resignated to a BJ/handjob to finish me off. I visited her a couple of hours before the end of her shift but surely there should be plenty in hand. Would I have to start bringing my own condoms to punts?
Overall disappointed and I would not see again

Link:  https://www.adultwork.com/7561376 or https://www.adultwork.com/Tori+%26+Ashton+Elite+

When: Within the last few weeks

Cost: 200 pounds for 45 mins

Where:  Apartment complex in Gateshead, just over the Tyne Bridge. Visitor parking is available. Very quiet when I visited.

Comms: Arranged via AW email a few days in advance, prompt responses.  Confirmed by text in the morning, with postcode given to the area and then entry details at the time of arrival.

The SP: Both are hot, attractive young ladies with fine bodies and pretty faces.  Blonde (Tori) and Dark (Ashton) make for a nice complimentary look (especially when joined at the face).

The Meet / Services:

I’ve been wanting a FFM threesome for a while, and the reviews suggested these would be a good option, so took the opportunity whilst visiting the North East.

The door was opened and two attractive ladies in match lingerie (including stockings) were waiting for me.  Paperwork sorted, then both ladies lay down on the bed and invited me to join them in the middle.  What followed was 30 mins of fun…. alternative DFK between all three of us.  Ashton then sat on my face whilst Tori skilfully sucked my cock and balls which carried on till Ashton came on my face and they swapped positions until Tori did likewise.  Then both together sucking my balls and cock and snogging each other’s faces off. 

Condom on and I decided to have Ashton from behind on all fours with her face buried in Tori’s pussy. After that we swapped partners and positions until I finally came inside Ashton in missionary with Tori playing with my ass and balls.

It was great fun, these two girls enjoy interacting with each other and I did feel like I was directing and staring in my own threesome porn film.

The Verdict:  Awesome….just a lot of horny fun and I would say value for money given their enthusiasm and interaction.

Return:  Absolutely

https://www.escortrankings.uk/xiang-escort-middlesbrough-68550

Xiangs place in Middlesbrough, not far off Linthorpe road, well reviewed in the past, it’s been a long time since I last visited. Not much has changed. Comms are still very good, all done by WhatsApp message.

Door is left open for arrival. Shoes off, up stairs. Met girl, pretty sure she said her name was Sasha. Pretty, very petite, small enough to make my cock look huge.

Provided excellent service, covered bj, sex in number of positions. Because she is so small you can pick her up and reposition her as you like. She was enthusiastic and friendly. She has limited but passable English.

£60 for 30 minutes.

I booked New Thai Barbie as I do love oriental WGs. Some of her photographs, in my view, are inaccurate, but only in the sense that she is much more attractive in reality.

I met Barbie on a Sunday morning - she apologised for being hungover after a night on the town, and having no makeup on, but actually looked very attractive anyway- she was very clean and I couldn't tell she had been drinking the night before, and she certainly didn't look rough.

Barbie also has a very playful personality - which just adds to her attractiveness - and physically she is beautiful.  Her arse is gorgeous, she has lovely titties and is slim (and petite).

Sex was in various positions (missionary, cowgirl) before finishing in doggy.

Positives
Fabulous body
Pretty face
Lovely personality

Negatives
None really

I would thoroughly recommend seeing Barbie, and will definitely see her again.

https://www.adultwork.com/4066674

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/north-shields-ne30/new-thai-barbie/323689209

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/north-shields-ne30/new-thai-barbie/323689209

Comms- easy via text

Location- near the centre of North shields, parking at a supermarket close by or on street.

Services- £120 for 1 hrs. Dfk, owo, ro, titwank, protected sex

Meeting- russian roulette again. Tried all day to find something in newcastle but it started to get late and jumped onto vivastreet. A few texts and barbie came back and I was on my way. As above the flat is well known and I parked at the supermarket and walked round.

Let in by a little pocket rocket. Barbie was quite short but for me had a great body, nice smile and extremely friendly. Vouchers handed over as we then undressed and stood kissing lighting whilst I got a great feel of her body. Kissing got more intense and she dropped to her knees for some outstanding owo. Onto the bed and more kissing and we went straight to 69 and it was bliss, she was very clean and could've munched her all day. She tensed up on 69 and make cum noises, not sure if she had I had my head buried to much to care.

I have recently grown a beard and I have to say the effects have been great. She puts a condom on and climbs on and squats and says time to fuck daddy. My last 3 shags have all took this turn without any prompt from me so I must assume the beard. She then bounced on me, I will give her credit she really put the effort in and she made the shuddering like she came again. Switched to doggie and got behind her arse which is a great site and and gave her all the hammer I had for maybe 5 mins. Back to owo where she sucked me till I blew in her mouth and spat it out. A 5 min rest as I was knackered then dressed. Before I left she snogged me again and had a good grope.

Overall- I really enjoyed it. Attitude and service was really good, great body and a filthy mouth.

https://www.newcastleescortsagency.co.uk/escort/marley-gorgeous-petite-dark-haired-escort

30 mins incall £70

Doddle comms with Amour, never used them before. Took a few fully booked disappointments before getting my turn. Just built my expectations.

These were met when I arrived. Just as gorgeous as I remember, phenomenal body just my type, tall slim, proportioned ass and tits and dead pretty. She said she recognised me (she didn't, but top marks for politeness).

Lfk to begin with and I was just desperate to taste her. RO/rimming on her to some mild satisfaction, must try harder
OWO & plenty of ball play, I was teenager hard and despite my best efforts to resist came pretty promptly. CIM & swallow with cute smile. Brief chat before I was stirring again - ten mins left on the clock , will you be able to cum again? she asks. Absofuckinglutely is my reply. On with the condom , doggy then into missionary before second cum deep inside.
Could have done with catching my breath but didn't want to take the piss, didn't feel rushed but dressed pretty quickly and off I went, spent.
Superb punt one I'll be repeating as long as she's around.
Fully recommend

Belle – Premium
https://www.premium-escorts.com/busty-british-brunette-escort.html

30 mins - £70

Comms
I booked a few days in advance and confirmed on the morning when the address was sent over, the usual good comms from Premium.

Location
Apartment close to the garages near Shieldfield

Punt
I arrived on time but an issue with the door meant Belle had to come to the front door in her towel. She was a pretty girl but a bit larger than I was expecting. I stripped off and jumped on the bed and Belle then removed the sheer bra and knickers she was wearing.

We started with kissing before she gave me a deep throat blow job. She passed me a condom to put on and got on top while I licked her nipples. We then moved to doggy style and banged her that way for quite a while. We moved into missionary before taking the condom off and going into a 69.

We finished with a blow job and then me wanking until I’d cum.

We chatted a little while I dressed and then I got away. She was nice enough and I’d give her a positive, I think after seeing Freya only a few days prior it was a bit too soon for another punt, so I’d give her a positive but me a neutral.

Quick review for Marley Amour
https://www.newcastleescortsagency.co.uk/escort/marley-gorgeous-petite-dark-haired-escort

Booking last week / £70 for 30 minutes

As has been mentioned on here Marley worked for another agency a few years ago and is now back, I did see her back then and with FB's review I was keen to catch up again.
age description on agency sight looks about right to me

she has changed since I saw her a few years ago, not in a bad way! and at first I would not have recognized her but as the meeting went on I was starting to remember her more

The location of the flat is easy to find with plenty of  paid parking near by, not far from the center of life

Marley came down the stairs to open the door and I quickly followed her up the stairs to the flat which was fine, money handed over and she immediately stripped off and then went to help me get my clothes off, she said she was not keen on full on kissing as she does not like stubble, however this turned out to be fine with me and DFK went on throughout the booking, we got on the bed and started kissing and then I went to suck her pert tits while she played with my cock after a few minutes she went down to give OWO which was great and attention to the balls, time for me to go down on her and she has a great nice neat pussy and very responsive, time for the condom and I just knew Marley would be a great fuck, she said as my cock was thick it needed a large condom lol never been told that before, anyway, started off in mish and she is tight so this was very enjoyable, I just didn't want to cum so i went down again on her for a while before having a session in doggy style this went on for a while but I fancied more OWO and was given the opportunity to CIM which was so so tempting but decided to have a mish session to finish with and with only about 5 minutes left this is what happened and I came in the condom just as the clock struck the 30 minute mark she laughed and commented on my Cumming control, quick cuddle clothes on kiss at the door and out in the street with a smile on my face

no clock watching but I knew Marley wanted to get showered  and ready, great friendly girl that was willing to please and who I would see again without doubt


 

So I had some spare time on early in the week, and fancied spending some time with one of a number of oriental WG's currently in the North East.

I was swayed by Alice, after reading on her VS advert that she is "Totally NATURAL !!!!", as I am not a fan of 'bolt-ons'.

I made an appointment that morning - comms were fairly good.

I arrived at the venue - not discreet at all, being located on one of the main roads into Darlington, which may trouble some.

Though Alice's flat looks quite rough from the outside, it is fine inside, and I was soon led into her bedroom - she had some see-through nightwear on which just prepared the way for 'little' (though quickly getting bigger) maxxblue.

Alice is a pretty lady - petite, well-proportioned, with a pretty face, and a lovely, friendly personality, though I was disappointed to see that her titties are not "Totally NATURAL !!!!" after all. They aren't bad, but they are clearly artificial. Alice's photos, though photoshopped, are of her.

Anyway, Alice proceeded to strip, and started licking my nips and torso, before moving down to my balls, which she licked with some expertise. Alice's arse is something else. I am sure she must work out as it is the firmest arse I have come across (pardon the pun ) by far.

Another notable point is Alice's bush - quite hairy for a Thai girl, but nice. Her pussy is small, neat and tight - and clean. I enjoyed licking her out for some time before knobbing her.

After making me rock hard she put on the condom, giving me some OW before we engaged in a number of positions, finishing off in missionary.

Alice kissed throughout, though not DFK.

Positives
She's the girl in the photos
Very pretty
Lovely personality
Clean

Negatives
Natural titties were not natural

Would I visit again? Most definitely!

Cost: £70 per half hour/£120 per hour

https://www.adultwork.com/7129453 or https://www.adultwork.com/Luscious+alice+thai

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/eastbourne-dl1/--pretty-thai-alice-full-service--gfe--massage-b2b/326098707

https://www.adultwork.com/6732275 or https://www.adultwork.com/Swingwithusduo

I saw this lesbian student couple in August 2022 and wrote the first of their 15 UKP reviews. It was high time for another visit when I was back in the north-east last month and once again the experience was a strong positive.

They have expanded their availability from one day per week to two thanks to high demand and there can’t be many guys who walk away unsatisfied. I paid £120 for 30 minutes.

They still insist on doing everything by Adultwork message, including you saying you’ve arrived at the address and them telling you to walk in. I asked them about this and they said they can’t face the hassle of guys ringing and messaging all the time.

The arrangement worked fine for me and my Thursday afternoon visit went exactly according to plan. The house they rent in Pelton is clean and tidy and they start the action as soon as you go upstairs to the bedroom, alternating between kissing and fondling each other and you. By the way, they are both 30-ish. Mature students rather than youngsters.

Soon they were both on their knees and my trousers were round my ankles as they gave me oral attention with lips and tongues, alternating between my cock and balls.

Next they were either side of me on the bed and the rest is a bit of a blur of intertwined arms, legs, mouths, nipples, pussies, and one very happy cock. Most the time I had the slightly slimmer one (with smaller tits) on my left and the other on the right. Maybe they always put themselves on the same side, like Ant and Dec.

The second one squirted all over my face when my tongue brought her to a remarkably quick climax and I did manage to fuck both of their pussies, just. Despite my usual blue pill and made-to-measure condoms, which do help, my erections get ever-less reliable as the years roll by.

I also asked for a position I’d never tried before, getting them to lick each other out in 69 while I stood at the side of bed and fucked the one on top (can't remember who) from behind. It was very pleasurable for a few minutes until I started getting hernia-type pains on the right-hand side where I had an op years ago. This always happens in doggy-style.

With my half-an-hour almost up I was propped up on the pillows and they were back on either side of me, licking and wanking my knob until I spurted. The slimmer one took the spunk in her mouth, passed it to the other with a snowball kiss, and she passed some to me the same way. I licked both of their mouths clean and gulped down my own juice. Quite often the urge to snowball disappears as soon as I spurt, but watching them do it first kept me keen.

After a quick shower (clean bathroom, fresh towel, neutral shower gel) I went off to do some shopping a very happy bunny.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7561376

Comms: Really efficient and clear. Ashton was friendly from the word go

Venue: A really nice apartment, clean and well looked after. Very discreet. I was there at what would be considered rush hour and there was barely anyone around. I walked over the bridge from my hotel in the centre of Newcastle and it was super easy to find

The girls: I'd asked for recommendations on the main North East thread as I was visiting town, and based on what I was looking for Todd Landers immediately suggested Ashton Elite. It turns out she was doing duos on Wednesday, and given I've never experienced that I thought why not, especially given that the prices are far more reasonable here than the South West and South Wales. I mean wow. I'm not sure what the normal standard is like in the North East, but I have, in my limited punting career, never seen girls this stunning, especially of the home grown variety. They are both gorgeous and I could not believe my luck when Ashton opened the door.

The Meet: The girls were fun throughout and made me feel really at ease. They took control and whilst they've clearly got their routine worked out to get things started and break the ice, as the meet went on it felt things got way more natural and just flowed. It started out pretty gently which I liked. Lots of kissing and touching, and then Tara and Ashton started to undress each other. Ashton then went down on Tori, and I tried my best to bury my tongue in Ashton from behind, but couldn't get the angle. Not to matter, as before I knew it I was on my back with Ashton astride my face whilst Tori sucked me off. This essentially went on for the meet, a succession of pussy licking, oral, fingering and fucking. One particular highlight was when I was essentially fingering both of them at the same time whilst Tori was bent over sucking my dick. Ashton came and then I realised that Tori had just squirted in doggy too. Felt pretty pleased with myself. We did various positions fucking, with Tori often orchestrating who was getting fucked and how which I liked. But I often fail to stay hard for long in jonnys, so whilst the sight and feel of their tight pussies was great, I just kept losing it. But it was never an issue and we'd soon get it back with the customary blow job, face sitting routine, and the girls didn't bat an eyelid at me losing my way from time to time. Anyway, you get the idea. I've never had an experience this good before, and that either makes me very sheltered, or this was genuinely a game changer when it comes to sex. I ended up cumming in Tori in doggie after trying to hold out for as long as I could, as Ashton played with her pussy in front of me.

Cost: £240 for an hour, which frankly is a bargain for what I got

Summary: I'd return in a heartbeat. Best sex I've ever had basically (from a limited pool to choose from). Really fun, down to earth girls, up for a laugh, and seem to really enjoy themselves. It was not cold or mechanical in any way. It felt very soft and genuine, whilst also being absolutely filthy. I'll be looking for more reasons to come up to Newcastle ASAP so I can do it all again.

Finally, thanks Todd Landers for the recommendation. You smashed it out of the park.