'I run a working girl network with over 35 thousand girls signed up'... yeah of course you do love. Thats why your advertising yourself as a whore and scamming the unwary out of £15 a pop... Jeez Louise! These girls think we are dumb as fuck dont they?
Oh, it gets better!! She's gone full fucktard now. She bid on an RB of mine recently, which having seen this thread I of course wasn't interested in, but rather than point her here (initially) I told her that since my RB was looking for a genuine submissive she wouldn't fit as her services list is clearly all focused on Domme services (BDSM/Dom/Hum giving, NOT receiving). She really got the hump!
Completely and manifestly wrong, or I obviously wouldn’t have used my valuable time to bid
So I shot back
Thank you for so ably demonstrating my point for me.
That is not the answer that a submissive would give. The correct answer would be to admit that the error was yours and that you will be happy to accept my punishment.
There's nothing wrong with being a domme - just don't try to pretend to be a sub. It doesn't suit you.
Oh that really didn't go down very well with madam!
She then threatened to have me banned from AW since she's "friends with the site admin!":
But who knew she was so accomplished?
Quite frankly I’m a masters graduate from one of the best universities in the world; a former model and a violinist in two London orchestras. I won’t be told by some random man who has the misfortune of having to pay for sex what my sexual preferences are. I am very much a sub to men whom one can actually imagine having the right to call themself Dom: my clients include judges; top tech heads and medical consultants. You are a fool. Do not contact me again or I will ask my friend who happened to be the site administrator for adultwork to ban your IP address for life.
Well...that was too funny to ignore.
This is me contacting you to tell you that you wasted your money on that masters degree if this is where you ended up!
And you are already renowned on escort review sites as a deposit scammer and for making outlandish threats against clients - Felicity Knight.
Do please grow up.
Now - would you believe my luck, not only is this masters degree wielding whore a violinist and model she also (now remembers) that she is a columnist for the Telegrpah!
I have a weekly column in the Telegraph. I’ve got your IP address and my friend is finding your home address from that. After investigating you for a week I’m going to be writing about you in the Telegraph. Enjoy, balding loser
Yes, so she's now threatening to out me to the Telegraph! For what scandalous activity I am not sure - as I pointed out to her subsequently "random guy sees hookers" is hardly going to make the headlines!
But who knew she had so much time on her hands between all those other jobs to also be a Telegraph columnist? Must be because her phone is so dusty!
Her journalism skills are obviously sorely lacking btw since I have a full head of hair!