Author Topic: Worst thing that has ever happened to you whilst punting? (Read 52472 times)

teddyking · « **Reply #200 on:** May 03, 2021, 12:59:11 am »

Quote from: Thepegmeister on May 02, 2021, 03:21:11 pm

Quite a few years ago, there was an escort that I’d seen 3 or 4 times before. She was a bit rough, but the service was delivered with enthusiasm and I always had a great meet with her.

I’d agreed to see her again and go in as usual, make small talk and give her the money. Suddenly a door slams and she says ‘who’s that?’ and leaves the room. A minute later a little smack rat with a young kid of about 3 or 4 bursts into the room screaming at me asking what the fuck I’m doing and that he’s going to cut me up.

I calmly tell him there must be some sort of misunderstanding and that I’ll go, but he marches out and as I’m leaving comes back with a huge fuck off kitchen knife. I quicken my pace out of there and get out.

I messaged the lass saying ‘thanks for setting me up’ and never got a reply. She never logged into AW again and her profile disappeared soon after.

It actually put me off punting for a few years, especially being someone I’d seen before and has no issues with.

Wtf!! Sounds like a nightmare. Could be a huge set up ie using the kid as a human shield maybe? Closest I have ever come to conflict was when I was cornered in a room by two dopey bitches andtried to rob me. Had to muscle my way out but I’m sure it could have been much worse had I been naked or my spidey senses weren’t tingling

Thepegmeister · « **Reply #201 on:** May 03, 2021, 07:35:42 am »

Quote from: teddyking on May 03, 2021, 12:59:11 am

Wtf!! Sounds like a nightmare. Could be a huge set up ie using the kid as a human shield maybe? Closest I have ever come to conflict was when I was cornered in a room by two dopey bitches andtried to rob me. Had to muscle my way out but I’m sure it could have been much worse had I been naked or my spidey senses weren’t tingling

Yeah, the whole thing was def set up like this. Pretend he’s come back and discovered his Mrs is having it away and the poor kid was there in case I was a big bastard - so they could use him as ‘don’t do anything, there’s a child here.’

I was in two minds about calling the police, but they knew that I knew for the sake of £50 (at the time) I couldn’t be arsed with the aggro.

sparkus · « **Reply #202 on:** May 04, 2021, 09:41:29 pm »

May have already mentioned here or another, but an SP told that me that a client once came to her with an 'interesting proposition' of suggesting that she could see clients and then he be part of the act by jumping out from a wardrobe or somesuch mid massage and bumming them. Needless to say etc.

Neo · « **Reply #203 on:** May 04, 2021, 11:02:06 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on May 04, 2021, 09:41:29 pm

May have already mentioned here or another, but an SP told that me that a client once came to her with an 'interesting proposition' of suggesting that she could see clients and then he be part of the act by jumping out from a wardrobe or somesuch mid massage and bumming them. Needless to say etc.

Bloody hell, imagine.

Paulmc · « **Reply #204 on:** May 08, 2021, 01:39:36 am »

Quote from: Maverick121 on April 20, 2021, 02:49:34 pm

Feel like her name was Danni? Maybe mid-late 30’s at the time. Boss body and fake tits.

CaptainHoratio · « **Reply #205 on:** May 08, 2021, 09:24:14 am »

I think the worst thing to happen to me was when I used to frequent my local RLD before I started on escorts, so at least 20 years ago. Was driving along and stopped at traffic lights. I had quite a distinctive car back then and a girl that I'd fucked about a week previous saw me and just got in! I said I wasn't looking for anyone that night (which was true, I was just passing through) but she demanded I drive to a cash point and give her £100 or she'd report me to the cops and say I raped her. I called her bluff and drove to the nearest police station and told her I'd accompany her to make her complaint. Needless to say she was bluffing.

Bonker · « **Reply #206 on:** May 08, 2021, 04:31:28 pm »

Good for you

marc_hotsteppa · « **Reply #207 on:** May 08, 2021, 05:08:35 pm »

In Madrid with a mate and we got tipped off about a local place to see girls, went to check it out and see if the girls were fit and they were.

My mate was too drunk to do anything so he went back to the hotel and I carried on.

Booked a girl for an hour and had a shower then back in the room dried off and waited for her to come back, felt like hours but was about 15 mins and she was still dressed. I said are we OK to carry on and before I knew it a second door had opened and a guy hit me over the head with a baseball bat then tried to put a plastic bag over my head. I managed to stand up and grab a small wooden cupboard and smashed him in the face with it so I could get out of there.

Had to have 14 stiches in the local hospital, the police were a waste of time and by the time I got back to the hotel my mate was still asleep. Wished I'd fucked off back to the hotel with him.

MrT222 · « **Reply #208 on:** May 08, 2021, 05:44:44 pm »

Damn, this thread made me feel very lucky in comparison.

Had about 50 punts so far and the vast majority have been somewhere between okay-great. Probably the worst thing was been dealing a hostile/unstable escort back in 2016 (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=92614.0). In retrospect, I think maybe she was having a bi-polar episode.

Other than that, a few no-shows (I think maybe 4 times) then just dealing with shitty attitudes (again maybe 4/5 times). Never been robbed or anything like that thankfully.

merseyrob · « **Reply #209 on:** April 26, 2022, 04:58:28 pm »

A few of mine from down the years

1: When I first started out I occasionally went to a RLD. One day we were in the car and about to get down to it and a cop car pulled up behind. Fortunately we were still fully clothed so they just wished us well and moved on.

2: Being stuck in a brothel for an hour with a large gang of teenagers outside banging on the door as they knew what was going on. Eventually they got bored.

3: Walking away from a punt because the WG was an obvious druggie and house was a tip. Got confronted by two men on the way back to my car and forced to hand over the dosh.

4: Dislocating my shoulder and having to abandon the punt and drive half an hour back home with it out of position.

5: Being stared out by a neighbour at the flat opposite where I was visiting. I bottled it and left!

6: Condom breaking while fucking a WG and panicking for a week waiting for the STI test results to come through.

7: Bumping into someone I knew when coming out of a small block of flats after a punt. Turned out she had just moved in. I muttered something about seeing someone I knew and scarpered.

8: In the days before mobiles, dropping a list of WG numbers I had on a scrap of paper in my wallet onto the floor at work where it was discovered by a female colleague who confronted me with it in front of others and said she knew it was mine and what it was. I denied all knowledge but am sure it became folklore in the company.

bristolnick · « **Reply #210 on:** April 26, 2022, 07:42:46 pm »

Quote from: chimping on February 15, 2021, 04:54:42 pm

When I went to the wrong hotel(right chain wrong hotel) in Bristol and was knocking on the door I could hear the tv, tried calling no answer, tried knocking again then hotel staff asked me what I was doing.

I've done this!

sparkus · « **Reply #211 on:** April 26, 2022, 07:52:45 pm »

I've had a few 'Pretty Woman moments' e.g. meeting a WG in a hotel reception then having to stand in a lift with her amid senior folk when it's blatantly obvious we're not a couple and a transaction is about to take place.

bristolnick · « **Reply #212 on:** April 26, 2022, 09:04:09 pm »

1) I fell over walking up the path and ended getting a gash on my and cut my hands. Still went head as i was horny.

2) Arranged to meet a WG and she was going to wait in the room with the door unlocked waiting for me blindfolded and music in her ears. I spent 30 secs trying the wrong door before checking my phone.

3) Has ass to mouth with a girl and when i pulled out the condom had toilet roll on it.

4) Broke the bed in the Travel Lodge. Lucky she found it funny and decided to complain to the hotel reception. She later told me she got upgraded.

5) Had one fall a sleep on me when we were spooning. Couldn't move my arm and waited about 15 minutes to wake her up.

6) Bumped into one in my local and was chatting for about 20 minutes before i worked out who she was. Invited her to sit with my friends and then i twigged,

Sure there are a few more! This thread is incredible!

wheeliebinwanking · « **Reply #213 on:** April 26, 2022, 11:10:11 pm »

A couple of notable moments . . .

1. Mention this a few times but in summary, I had a punt with my masseuse come fuck buddy lined up on a business trip to Manchester. Knowing this I was taking it easy on a work night out. These guys were on 2 drinks to my 1 the entire night. After the meal I said I cannot have more than 2 drinks due to being on meds, So I made to head back to the hotel whilst these guys were on the whiskies...anyway just before I was about to leave a colleague blurts out "I bet he is going back to his hotel to fuck a whore, bring us, we can see if she's any good!" I was mortified and he was very very pissed but it still caught me unawares

2. As an inexperienced punter I fell for the "I have to give the money to my driver" . . . Never saw the WG again lol

3.Whilst getting a Happy Ending massage I got and took a call from my wife. So bloody awkward talking to my Wife whilst there is a buxom half naked masseuse in front of me. After this incident I made sure I only punted when there was little to know chance of getting a phone from OH or anyone. For me it's during the working day or after 8.30pm...

I have already mentioned the Vaginosis issue earlier in the thread so I will leave it here lol

WBW

merseyrob · « **Reply #214 on:** April 27, 2022, 08:38:23 am »

Couple more I have just remembered

Taking a phone call at the end of a punt (with the WG present) from a female friend to arrange a date which led to a long term relationship.

Returning from a punt and a female housemate saying to me ‘you look like you’ve just shagged a prostitute’. Did she know or was it just a flippant remark?

blend57 · « **Reply #215 on:** April 27, 2022, 09:13:12 am »

I was given bad directions and ended up in the wrong block of flats and hence the wrong flat. The pensioner knew instantly why I was there (I obviously was not the first one....) and gave me directions to the right block. When I got the right block the WG would not answer the door as another punter had turned up. I did not punt for 6 months after that one.

Atrueyorkie · « **Reply #216 on:** April 27, 2022, 10:30:49 am »

Quote from: blend57 on April 27, 2022, 09:13:12 am

I was given bad directions and ended up in the wrong block of flats and hence the wrong flat. The pensioner knew instantly why I was there (I obviously was not the first one....) and gave me directions to the right block. When I got the right block the WG would not answer the door as another punter had turned up. I did not punt for 6 months after that one.

Similar story went to the wrong block of flats. Three times ! I was perplexed as one was an elderly gent who was definitely not getting ready for me to oil down

second was a middle aged woman who looked at me like I was a door to door salesman and lastly when I actually got into the right block of flats I went to the wrong door and this pensioner was trying to help me and the only name I had to go off was obviously a fake name she has on her profile lol.

That was probably the longest day of my punting life

Mr Sinister · « **Reply #217 on:** April 27, 2022, 12:15:26 pm »

Most of my punting experiences have been fine -

A few abroad -

1) Paid off local police, wrong place, wrong time with a WG, was like £160 to keep him nice, still punted through. Could have done without the additional cost.

2) Condom broke in RLD, don't know how or the moment it happened was too busy pounding some fat backed wg, she noticed, got mad cause she thought I did it intentionally despite the fact I was just as horrified as her, but yeah she used some cheap no name brand and the fact I'd been pounding her solidly in doggy for 15 minutes no surprises it gave in. Luckily I had a few pints and was struggling to cum otherwise it would have been a different story.

3) Hotel lift, key card needed to access it, WG came to collect me downstairs and did not dress appropriately, a family steps into the same lift, you could feel the tension all round for the brief moment it took to get to our floor. The parents knew what was up, wondering if the dad was thinking maybe I'll try find her later.

wirehair · « **Reply #218 on:** April 27, 2022, 12:32:28 pm »

Just 2 weeks back! Was abroad and just getting dressed and recovering after a very stimulating B2B Thai massage when the OH called

Just phoned back when I was out and said I had poor phone signal!

notcalledchris · « **Reply #219 on:** April 27, 2022, 02:00:14 pm »

On the way back to west Ken tube station having just emptied into Tina at HoD. Was a windy day and all of a sudden a heavy awening blew off one the the shops next to the station and crashed to the pavement . It missed me by inches. Had it hit me I would be dead and my family wondering why I was in that part of town.

bigboy · « **Reply #220 on:** April 27, 2022, 05:42:45 pm »

- Was on a stag in Turkey and the lads surprised the groom with a stripper was a laugh seeing the stripper do her thing as he was in shock, then after a good few drinks towards the end of the night i told the lads am going cash machine but took myself to the strip club and got a private dance. I was very horny and asked the dancer if she do extras but she couldnt but was tring her best buy grinding on me so i was able to cum in my boxers but it wasnt happening so the dance ended and i asked where could i go to get sex, tells me not far from here and down the street was a few street girls to choose from which took one who had a friend then we went around the corner above some flats, condom on bent her over while her friend stood to keep a watch for us. I go back to lads they ask where have i been i look like i have been running

- Seeing a regular at a parlour and they see you pick another WG and while you have finished she asked why i didnt pick her.

- Receptionist tells me to go in room 2 then i open the door and another punter is in there fully naked and the WG is shouting at me. While am in the correct room getting a blow job the girl who shouted at me walks in on us fully naked appologising.

- After a session you notice when you get home you have cum on your top some how

- Seeing a hot WG and not lastling longer than you expected and only done one position

- Cumming in a WG mouth by accident thinking she would kick off but she was fine with it

stampjones · « **Reply #221 on:** April 27, 2022, 11:07:56 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on April 26, 2022, 07:52:45 pm

I've had a few 'Pretty Woman moments' e.g. meeting a WG in a hotel reception then having to stand in a lift with her amid senior folk when it's blatantly obvious we're not a couple and a transaction is about to take place.

Lol Ive done that loads of times. Especially abroad where you take them back to the hotel and do the walk of shame past reception to the lifts. Nothing to do but front it out

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #222 on:** April 28, 2022, 07:07:37 am »

Many years ago made a booking to see someone. When I turned up at her flat my stomach started making loud gurgling noises . Spent most of the hour on her toilet with Dehli belly .
Another time before seeing another lady I decided to cut my toe nails before the punt . Got a bit carried away cutting my big toe nail and it started to bleed so just cleaned it up and stuck a plaster on it. During the punt after a vigorous session doing it "doggy style" I noticed the plaster had come off and her bed cover had spots of my blood on it

suttonporksword · « **Reply #223 on:** April 28, 2022, 03:56:45 pm »

Two spring to mind both of which were with ts escorts.

Buzzed into the apartment and handed over 100 cash for the half hour which seemed reasonable as the girl was gorgeous. She left the room to stash the cash and I stripped off. Did think it was a bit weird that her bed looked like she had just got out of. About 2 mins later a person (couldn't see if Male or female).opened the door slightly and shouted get out why are you here. I have probably punted over 1000 times and never experienced anything like this but wasnt taking my chances. Got dressed as they continued to shout threats from the corridor. Didnt know how many people were there so didnt want to take them on. Briefly thought about pissing all over the bed but as had ID and personal belongings on me didnt want to risk it. Legged it.

Second when arrived the girl was really way more masculine than photos. As she had done the old hide behind the door trick only realised as she led me to the room. In the hall said I had changed my mind and she flipped and went mega aggressive shouting at me for wasting her time (irony). She darted past me to block the route to the door, pulled her high heel off and held it back as if she was going to wallop me. I had a mixture of self defence and hilarity which made me laugh out loud which seemed to calm the situation. She swore at me in Portuguese as I left

Watts.E.Dunn · « **Reply #224 on:** April 28, 2022, 09:40:18 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on April 28, 2022, 07:07:37 am

Many years ago made a booking to see someone. When I turned up at her flat my stomach started making loud gurgling noises . Spent most of the hour on her toilet with Dehli belly .
Another time before seeing another lady I decided to cut my toe nails before the punt . Got a bit carried away cutting my big toe nail and it started to bleed so just cleaned it up and stuck a plaster on it. During the punt after a vigorous session doing it "doggy style" I noticed the plaster had come off and her bed cover had spots of my blood on it

God! i had that happen spent a fortune on a lovely London lass and yep!, guts when to town BIG time and the stink:((

Malvolio · « **Reply #225 on:** April 28, 2022, 11:12:07 pm »

Quote from: Watts.E.Dunn on April 28, 2022, 09:40:18 pm

God! i had that happen spent a fortune on a lovely London lass and yep!, guts when to town BIG time and the stink:((

I now make sure I eat a bland meal the night before I punt - I recall being in a Shepherd Market walk-up with the maid waiting for the WG to finish with the previous punter, then getting the sudden and overwhelming urge for a shit. The facility in that place wasn't the best, and the maid assumed I was doing drugs in the toilet as I had to wait a few minutes for transit to complete...

MrMatrix · « **Reply #226 on:** April 28, 2022, 11:26:44 pm »

Whilst waiting outside a residential block of appartments, some one walks up to me and says "Hi I thought it was you". One of my business customers owns several appartments here and she asks what I'm doing. Told her I was seeing a new client who was having technical problems. So that was OK.
She moved on and I went in. Well it was a B&S so 5 minutes later I exited the block and walked only to bump into this woman again

.
Brief chat , told her I sorted this persons issues out, wasnt that difficult I said and went our separate ways.

Couldnt believe how unlucky I was bumping into her

wheeliebinwanking · « **Reply #227 on:** April 29, 2022, 12:32:45 am »

Quote from: MrMatrix on April 28, 2022, 11:26:44 pm

Whilst waiting outside a residential block of appartments, some one walks up to me and says "Hi I thought it was you". One of my business customers owns several appartments here and she asks what I'm doing. Told her I was seeing a new client who was having technical problems. So that was OK.
She moved on and I went in. Well it was a B&S so 5 minutes later I exited the block and walked only to bump into this woman again .
Brief chat , told her I sorted this persons issues out, wasnt that difficult I said and went our separate ways.
Couldnt believe how unlucky I was bumping into her

Still haven't had that happen to me. But I am always ducking and diving. I actually refuse to put a private plate on my new used car as I want it to blend in. If I had a super larey care with a private plate, I would not be punting in case I am spotted in the wrong part of town

WBW

BarneyBubbles · « **Reply #228 on:** April 29, 2022, 08:02:09 am »

Many years ago I picked up a girl in the RLD and we got a taxi back to hers. On the way back she dropped a few comments about how her ex was a 'gangster' (obviously all part of setting the scene for me). We got to hers and had just gor started when... surprise... boyfriend arrives very loudly threatening all sorts of violence. She pretended to keep him away while I legged it.
To be fair I was young, drunk and an idiot! Luckily I only lost the £30 or £40 I'd paid her and a pair of socks!

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #229 on:** April 29, 2022, 08:10:54 am »

Quote from: Gas74 on February 20, 2021, 10:14:58 pm

Was with a girl who must have had a thing for rescuing animals, 3 legged cats hobbling round the place etc, room smelt like a zoo. Lying there chatting between round 1 and round 2 and a ferret jumped on the bed and bit my finger, she told me it got angry with her having people in the house and often did it, thing almost went out the bloody window.

Count yourself lucky it didn't sink his teeth into your knackers or your knob

try explaining that to your other half. " sorry not tonight dear me plums are a bit sore from a ferret bite"

Markc · « **Reply #230 on:** April 30, 2022, 03:14:57 pm »

This is not the worst thing that happened to me but was a bit embarrassing at the time.
I was staying at a Premier Inn in Salford which had keycard access to the lifts and rooms.
So l booked a WG from a local agency and meet her in the car park. We walked through reception
and l called for a lift with my keycard because my room was on the 9th floor. When we got in a couple
l would say in their mid forties also joined us. I could see from the look on their faces that they worked
out what the guy in his mid fifties and the cute blonde woman in her early twenties wearing high heels,
stockings, short skirt and a low cut blouse and carrying a large bag where up to. We didn’t speak during our
lift journey. Luckily they got out on the floor before us. Both me and the WG started laughing when the door
closed behind them.

Then the next morning at Breakfast as it was a buffet style operation l went up and got some toast and the woman
from the lift followed me up. She asked if l had a good night. I said yes and asked her the same question. She replied
yes as well but said l bet you had a better night than her. She smiled, winked at me and walked away.

threechilliman · « **Reply #231 on:** April 30, 2022, 03:19:36 pm »

Quote from: Markc on April 30, 2022, 03:14:57 pm

This is not the worst thing that happened to me but was a bit embarrassing at the time.
I was staying at a Premier Inn in Salford which had keycard access to the lifts and rooms.
So l booked a WG from a local agency and meet her in the car park. We walked through reception
and l called for a lift with my keycard because my room was on the 9th floor. When we got in a couple
l would say in their mid forties also joined us. I could see from the look on their faces that they worked
out what the guy in his mid fifties and the cute blonde woman in her early twenties wearing high heels,
stockings, short skirt and a low cut blouse and carrying a large bag where up to. We didn’t speak during our
lift journey. Luckily they got out on the floor before us. Both me and the WG started laughing when the door
closed behind them.

Then the next morning at Breakfast as it was a buffet style operation l went up and got some toast and the woman
from the lift followed me up. She asked if l had a good night. I said yes and asked her the same question. She replied
yes as well but said l bet you had a better night than her. She smiled, winked at me and walked away.

Think I'd have straight up asked her back to my room.

londonroad · « **Reply #232 on:** April 30, 2022, 08:04:18 pm »

My experience was from four years ago. From my point of view it turned out ok, but the other guy involved was not impressed.

I had arranged an m&g at a Soho cocktail with a girl I had found on the seeking site. I arrived five minutes early and positioned myself in the window to look out for the sugar babe. The SB had declined to send a face photo in advance of the meeting but did tell me what she would be wearing. I knew from her profile she was a tall slim blond. What could go wrong?
Well just before our scheduled meet time the heavens opened. I then saw a tall blond girl enter the cocktail bar under an umbrella and wearing rain gear. I went up to her and immediately entered into conversation as we made our way back to where I was sitting. After a few minutes the girl took her rain gear off - she was wearing different clothes to what she had said she would be wearing! I decided to just carry on chatting to her and after a short while I glanced around looking for a drinks waiter to place our order. I then say a tall blond girl at another table - she was wearing the clothes I was told ‘my girl’ would be wearing. By now the drinks waiter had arrived at our table and I placed our order. Initially, I carried on chatting to the girl in front of me, but she soon very politely said I was nothing like the guy she expected to be meeting. I then explained what had happened and she burst into laughter as we looked across at the other couple. We decided to approach the other couple - the girl was very understanding but the guy was not amused and started shouting at us for making him look like an idiot. After a few minutes the guy got his coat and stormed off. I was therefore left with two (very nice) tall slim blonds. The three of us then chatted together and it transpired all four of us were from the seeking site and had arranged m&g at the same location at the same time.
I did not actually ever get the ‘correct’ SB into the bedroom - because she wanted a too higher ppm. However, I was successful with the ‘wrong’ SB.

Markc · « **Reply #233 on:** May 01, 2022, 11:39:22 am »

Quote from: threechilliman on April 30, 2022, 03:19:36 pm

Think I'd have straight up asked her back to my room.

I would of been tempted as she was a good looking brunette women with a really good ass. But as l
just spend the night with the agency WG so l was drained.

wheeliebinwanking · « **Reply #234 on:** May 01, 2022, 09:58:21 pm »

Quote from: londonroad on April 30, 2022, 08:04:18 pm

My experience was from four years ago. From my point of view it turned out ok, but the other guy involved was not impressed.

I had arranged an m&g at a Soho cocktail with a girl I had found on the seeking site. I arrived five minutes early and positioned myself in the window to look out for the sugar babe. The SB had declined to send a face photo in advance of the meeting but did tell me what she would be wearing. I knew from her profile she was a tall slim blond. What could go wrong?
Well just before our scheduled meet time the heavens opened. I then saw a tall blond girl enter the cocktail bar under an umbrella and wearing rain gear. I went up to her and immediately entered into conversation as we made our way back to where I was sitting. After a few minutes the girl took her rain gear off - she was wearing different clothes to what she had said she would be wearing! I decided to just carry on chatting to her and after a short while I glanced around looking for a drinks waiter to place our order. I then say a tall blond girl at another table - she was wearing the clothes I was told ‘my girl’ would be wearing. By now the drinks waiter had arrived at our table and I placed our order. Initially, I carried on chatting to the girl in front of me, but she soon very politely said I was nothing like the guy she expected to be meeting. I then explained what had happened and she burst into laughter as we looked across at the other couple. We decided to approach the other couple - the girl was very understanding but the guy was not amused and started shouting at us for making him look like an idiot. After a few minutes the guy got his coat and stormed off. I was therefore left with two (very nice) tall slim blonds. The three of us then chatted together and it transpired all four of us were from the seeking site and had arranged m&g at the same location at the same time.
I did not actually ever get the ‘correct’ SB into the bedroom - because she wanted a too higher ppm. However, I was successful with the ‘wrong’ SB.

Loving this story!

WBW

Naughtyboyuk · « **Reply #235 on:** May 02, 2022, 05:47:29 pm »

Quote from: Markc on April 30, 2022, 03:14:57 pm

This is not the worst thing that happened to me but was a bit embarrassing at the time.
I was staying at a Premier Inn in Salford which had keycard access to the lifts and rooms.
So l booked a WG from a local agency and meet her in the car park. We walked through reception
and l called for a lift with my keycard because my room was on the 9th floor. When we got in a couple
l would say in their mid forties also joined us. I could see from the look on their faces that they worked
out what the guy in his mid fifties and the cute blonde woman in her early twenties wearing high heels,
stockings, short skirt and a low cut blouse and carrying a large bag where up to. We didn’t speak during our
lift journey. Luckily they got out on the floor before us. Both me and the WG started laughing when the door
closed behind them.

Then the next morning at Breakfast as it was a buffet style operation l went up and got some toast and the woman
from the lift followed me up. She asked if l had a good night. I said yes and asked her the same question. She replied
yes as well but said l bet you had a better night than her. She smiled, winked at me and walked away.

Had something similar happen when travelling to KL.

Picked up the agency girl in the hotel lobby and we got in the lift. Then 4 old local men got in the lift with us and as we went up they asked me if I was enjoying KL and who was my little friend.

Bloody obvious who my little friend was so we all laughed and as the 2 of us got out of the lift one of the old men told me to enjoy the delights of KL !!!!!

Took 60 seconds from entering my room to have my cock down her throat and to take their advice !!!

Eggplant · « **Reply #236 on:** May 02, 2022, 05:55:07 pm »

Many years ago I returned to my hotel in Kowloon Hong Kong on Nathan Road in the small hours. As usual the pimps were around and asking "are you looking for entertainment Sir ?". I had often dealt with these guys with good success, so begun to chat. A selection of young ladies were shown to me and offered for $700 HK Dollars, which I though was a bargain at the time, about £50. So I made my choice and paid the guy. As soon as I handed of the cash the pimp announced "By the way, no sex".... "Excuse me ? Says I"... "No sex, just handjob, blowjob" says pimp. I then asked for a refund and as if by magic two heavies appeared next to the fraily built Hong Kong pimp. The pimp then announced "Sorry, no refunds". Sigh, so I figured I might as well take the handjob/blow job. Got the girl in the room. She then suggested if I gave her $1000 Hong Kong dollars she would let me fuck her. I had a good night in the end. Suppose $1700 Hong Kong dollars wasn't that bad.

Dax · « **Reply #237 on:** May 03, 2022, 10:56:33 am »

Whiles visiting a Chinese girl in a flat. Was walking down the hall to room another girl opened the door to another room and saw another punter laying naked in the bed. Not something one wants to see.

Ronaldjones89 · « **Reply #238 on:** May 28, 2022, 02:18:13 pm »

I saw this SP for the first time, in Peterborough didnt know what I was getting into. She comes to your location via a sergei or pimps car.

She lets you fuck her anywhere you want, as long as the public dont see.

My situation was one of the big parks after midnight.
I was hanging around in my car not far from the park, Communicating via text

And she did actually arrive, and she was hot
She got in my car and we drove to a hidden area of the park, past midnight. All dark spooky looking no one around horror movie style

I noticed the car that dropped her off, pimp or sergei. Followed me.
However this was just to be closeby so she can go back after we done our thing

We fucked in my car, let me cum in her mouth. Swallowed it
A rom, but nerdy look, big glasses, bob cut, slim, nice natural boobs , pierced nipples. Tattoos.

She came prepared a purse with wet wipes and condoms.

She then got into sergei / pimps car and we both drove our ways

Was straightfoward and suprisingly good
Not the worst thing - but in terms of what if it was not genuine and what was I getting myself into

But it all was well

Tried an incall but she said she stays at a mates flat and they dont know what she does. Didnt wanna go through hassle of meetimg her again like I did before.

Her profile dissappeared off vivastreet - had genuine pics, videos of her - Name Ines

But hasn't come back ever since, this was around 2 years ago

vindici · « **Reply #239 on:** May 28, 2022, 04:41:03 pm »

Quote from: Ronaldjones89 on May 28, 2022, 02:18:13 pm

I saw this SP for the first time...

So the worst thing was that you couldn't arrange a repeat visit? 🤦‍♂️

Disco dave · « **Reply #240 on:** May 28, 2022, 05:26:54 pm »

Druggie partner arrived home with the kid and walked straight into the room mid cowgirl. Ended up 3 druggie fuckwits trying to keep me inside and rob me, had to force my way out. Reported to the police, they couldnt give a toss as the people were known to them. It was staged 100%, vile human beings.

Lou2019 · « **Reply #241 on:** May 28, 2022, 05:57:09 pm »

Quote from: Disco dave on May 28, 2022, 05:26:54 pm

Druggie partner arrived home with the kid and walked straight into the room mid cowgirl. Ended up 3 druggie fuckwits trying to keep me inside and rob me, had to force my way out. Reported to the police, they couldnt give a toss as the people were known to them. It was staged 100%, vile human beings.

Poor kid, hasn’t got a hope

Atrueyorkie · « **Reply #242 on:** May 28, 2022, 10:53:35 pm »

Quote from: vindici on May 28, 2022, 04:41:03 pm

So the worst thing was that you couldn't arrange a repeat visit? 🤦‍♂️

At first I couldn’t comprehend what he was on about but reading it again I think it’s because the Sergei was following/watching him

val33 · « **Reply #243 on:** May 28, 2022, 11:10:13 pm »

First time in Beijing, China, I used an agency to book an outcall to my hotel. The lifts had keycards so I had to meet the girl downstairs. She was dressed like a total whore, skirt so short you could see her pussy lips through her mesh thong, low-cut top with boobs hanging out, bright red lipstick, stripper high heels. She'd arrived 10 mins before the agency called me to let me know she was there, so for 10 mins she'd been hanging around by reception with all the staff checking her out. I had the walk of shame picking her up and walking her over to the lifts. Punt was mediocre but she let me film it for no extra cost, so wasn't too bad.