So I've been off punting properly since last June, had one punt at December time and one in February, both a bit boring and forgettable but not terrible. Decided to treat myself these last two weeks with trying out something a bit more interesting and potentially expensive.
In the time since last year though, clearly some of these WGs have got it into their heads that they are worth more than they really are, a gestalt if you will. I've been trying to book this one for at least a week now but always get ignored, accepted but then cancelled, told she's fully booked (at times apparently every hour from 1pm to 12 am) or more commonly she tries to fob me off to one of her mates in her AW group.
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External Link/Members OnlyIf I've taken the time to trawl through AW to find a particular profile I feel is worth contacting, chances are I've already seen your mate and decided not to fuck her. as she's probably between doggers and average on the sliding scale. I'm not a bad looking bloke; I like punting because I always thought it was easier than "the real thing" and generally you end up inside something which looks nicer than bog standard slapper down the pub #24. I'm of the mentality that if I can't find something on AW worth shagging within my price and effort range, I'll just shag some local trout or use my hand if I'm that desperate. I've messaged you because I think you look good enough to pay a sum of money you would be unlikely to earn in any other career path with your presumed skillset, because I find you sexually attractive enough to warrant paying it in exchange for your "time and company"-your mate who could well be bog standard slapper #24 down the pub but has developed delusions of grandeur after watching Billie Piper pretend to shag blokes for large sums of cash on the telly and being told by her mum once that she's gorgeous, doesn't justify the same price I'm afraid, and you repeatedly referring me to her actually just pisses me reet feckin off.
The other thing that pisses me off is the amount of hoops you now have to jump through with some of these girls just to be afforded the apparent privilege of paying them large sums of money relative, once again, to what they could be earning elsewhere. I've been trying via every conceivable method to contact this one off and on for months but never get any response.
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External Link/Members OnlyTo start off, I'm quite an athletic build so this doesn't actually affect me, but the fact she notes that she won't see obese/overweight men given the circumstances is bizarre in itself; I very much doubt most WGs find any bloke who knocks on their door to be the ideal man of their dreams and surely you're cutting out a relatively large potential customer demographic in saying you won't see people based on weight. Also, what does she do, check BMI at the fekkin door?
Then there's the bit about her wanting what basically equates to an Enhanced DBS when contacting her to decide whether she wants to see you or not. Whatever happened to the old 'if you've got positive feedbacks you're probably not an axe wielding nutter' that we had when I started out several years ago?
Increasingly I keep seeing stuff like that but also these WGs writing stuff about punters getting too emotionally attached and asking them out. I've got a bit fluffy with some of the punts I've had, but I doubt there's enough saps out there who think that they can genuinely impress and get romantically involved with a woman who's likely had more cocks than John Wayne's rifle or more soldiers dipped into them than a boiled egg (if they work round my neck of the woods) to warrant putting that auld shite on your profile.
It fucking pisses me off that they get so collectively snooty about etiquette etc. but most increasingly never seem to answer your reasonable questions or even message back. Organising a punt should take 20 mins at most and believe it or not girls, most of us are concerned only roughly 10% with the female companionship/talking thing and 90% with the use of your mouth and vagina so why does it matter if we "click" or are "compatible".
I honestly used to think I was quite a nice person on the punting scene and go out of my way to be pleasant to WGs, but increasingly you just get fucked about and disappointed and made to look and feel like a cunt. It's like they think they're the one doing you a favour even though you're the one who's going to hand them over 150 smackerooneys for very little physical exertion and effort on their part and normally have lied about what's actually on the menu. In fact, we're the ones paying for all the irrelevant shit you spend the money on ladies, how about making it a bit easier to come to a mutually beneficial fucking arrangement so we can satisfy our needs and you can buy the 67th pair of Jimmy Choos or another silly little pocket sized dog to run around barking while you're with a punter?
Anyway, I'm off to chat up bog standard slapper in the pub #24, if nothing else they've saved me 150 notes.
