Best thing said to you by a WG

[zootalors]

To DonnaX in a half hour punt.."Do you spit or swallow?".."Whichever you prefer".."How much to come twice?".."An extra £40,or you can come twice in half an hour if you like"..I came twice and she swallowed both..

[MeesterNeek]

"You're  the best"

B***s I know but it always makes me feel good

[Bigus Dickus]

Peaches from MK minutes after I had delivered two barrels of of spunk all over her face, "Do you want me to leave this on" 

[Corus Boy]

Mumbled rather than said.

A lovely Chinese girl who I had brought home for an hour outcall from a local Chinese shop.  This was usually only allowed near to closing time so they didn't lose business while the girl was away.

As the hour was coming to an end, she cuddled up closer and told me that my bed, bedroom, shower and apartment was much nicer than the shop so she was staying and not going back until the morning!  She made a call back to the shop, a few minutes of heated conversation in Chinese, phone thrown into the corner, a kiss and then she just said, "Cuddle me while I fall asleep and we can have more fun in the morning!"

Who was I to argue

[LL]

"Cuddle me while I fall asleep and we can have more fun in the morning!"

Sounds like she was very lonely.  That would be a head-fuck for me!

[Sedlmayer]

I also remember the legendary Russian sex goddess RoXXy at a Maxes Angels party about ten years ago, when we were having intense, deep, hard and fast anal sex, when she eventually came, begged me to stop she said "your girlfriend is a lucky girl!"

When I was being seen to at a Natasha's party by little Sascha and the horny black girl Georgie, I eventually unleashed an epic amount of cum all over Georgie's stomach, tits and face, she spluttered with laughter, removed a stay load from the bridge of her nose and eyebrow. I apologised, and Sascha (who was the pornstar Rio Mariah for anyone who remembers her) giggled and said "don't be sorry! Great cumshot!" before guzzling my spunk from Georgie's tits and face.

Busty enhanced blonde Emma from Soho Cottage all those years ago - "I love it doggie. You fuck hard like that and can last, so I know I'm going to enjoy it"

Tara from the same place, who also had a brief porn career in the states - "nice cock. You could do porn with that cock."

A funny one was a lovely, big busty Buttman style Hungarian girl with a blonde buzz cut like Amber Rose. We always overran and got on well. One afternoon we were lying next to one another after an epic bout of fucking, an she asked about my interests aside from sex. I began to say that one of my hobbies might sound a bit odd, and she cut me off saying - "Darling. We've just pissed in each others mouths and you've fucked my arse. What is it that is more weird than that?" which made me laugh quite a bit.

I've had a few compliments over the years. To be fair mainly from When I was younger and could fuck all night. I still get the odd one now though.

Soho Cottage - happy memories  . I saw blonde Emma on her last ever shift before she left to have a baby, and I remember Tara, the one with the braces on her teeth very well. As you say, she went to LA for a while to become porn star Rose Petal - there's still a few clips of her porn vids out there if you search.
Shame that Soho Cottage and Les Girls couldn't keep going.

[Corus Boy]

Sounds like she was very lonely.  That would be a head-fuck for me!

If you think about it many of these Asian shop girls are lonely!

They work from Monday to Sunday, leave the shop Monday morning get on a bus or train to arrive in another shop and are often required to be available for work from 9am to 2am everyday until it is time to catch the bus to the next shop.

Apart from guys like us queueing up to fuck them all they get to meet is the Auntie or Uncle who keeps house at the shop.

Little wonder they all have computers locked into QQ.

[Sedlmayer]

Is it me or is there a distinct smell of bullsh*t to a number of posts in this thread ? In my experience a WG may give a discount and may even throw in the odd "extra" for free but she's never ever going to give out freebies. Dream on !

I have to agree, and, in my cynicism I have to say that the no-charge extra A-levels that I referred to was probably a loss leader, because I now do "A" with this girl every time, and of course have to pay for it. 

In over 30 years of punting I can't think of another occasion when I've been given an extra for free, and certainly an actual free punt must be rarer than rocking horse shit.

[Sedlmayer]

I think they have the skills to do that with many many punters. The best prossie will be a great actress.

Exactly. All part of a good prostitute's skill set.

[JohnEv]

At the end of the meet she said "Lets go for a drive"

I initially guessed it was going to be the usual "I owe my aunt some money" meaning "I'm getting drugs", cautiously asked her where and she said "anywhere".  Cost me a bit in petrol but we went on a long drive around the Welsh mountains for about 6 hours, stopping now and then for a bit of pleasure.  Quite a surreal evening, repeated on a few occasions afterwards.

[kingkong]

Is it me or is there a distinct smell of bullsh*t to a number of posts in this thread ? In my experience a WG may give a discount and may even throw in the odd "extra" for free but she's never ever going to give out freebies. Dream on !

Yes I think alot of them live in fantasy land, but they have convinced themselves it is true.

[Clooney]

Is it me or is there a distinct smell of bullsh*t to a number of posts in this thread ? In my experience a WG may give a discount and may even throw in the odd "extra" for free but she's never ever going to give out freebies. Dream on !

Of course!!!!!

And I include anything that a WG has ever said to me in that!

I don't think that anyone on here is bullshitting, but in 95% of cases, the prossie is bullshitting the punter.

Whether the punter chooses to believe it is his business. I'd venture not many are that daft.

[Clooney]

Yes I think alot of them live in fantasy land, but they have convinced themselves it is true.

Nah, I think most of us know that the girls in question lay it in thick.

Very few who have this hobby are that naive.

[hendrix]

Nothing comes to mind. I'm clearly doing it wrong

[Clooney]

Soho Cottage - happy memories  . I saw blonde Emma on her last ever shift before she left to have a baby, and I remember Tara, the one with the braces on her teeth very well. As you say, she went to LA for a while to become porn star Rose Petal - there's still a few clips of her porn vids out there if you search.
Shame that Soho Cottage and Les Girls couldn't keep going.

Yeah, Tara was a lovely girl. Sweet as candy floss until you got balls deep in her. Then she had one of the filthiest fuck me faces I've ever seen. Made even moreso by her braces and cute little ever so subtle overbite.

She was originally from the same city as me and we got on quite well as a result. I bumped into her in civvie street more than a few times weirdly and we always had a good time in each others company.

She was a very bright girl indeed. Spoke several languages and studied at two of Europe's top universities. I won't say any more out of discretion, but she was a great girl.

Very sorely missed.

[Corus Boy]

Nothing comes to mind. I'm clearly doing it wrong

No, it's the Purple Haze confusing you

[Clooney]

Nothing comes to mind. I'm clearly doing it wrong

Hmmm!

If I were to venture an informed guess I'd suggest that your preference for threesomes and moresomes would limit any likelihood of small talk. 

It's hard for the girl to converse when she's got her mouth (not to mention everything else) full.

In your situation I'd be very pleased for the talking to be at a minimum! 

[cockneybstrd]

Your horse is very handsome

Not told too me during a punt before anyone thinks I was up to something illegal

[hendrix]

Hmmm!

If I were to venture an informed guess I'd suggest that your preference for threesomes and moresomes would limit any likelihood of small talk. 

It's hard for the girl to converse when she's got her mouth (not to mention everything else) full.

In your situation I'd be very pleased for the talking to be at a minimum! 

Maybe, but I honestly can't think of anything over literally thousands of 121's either I need to have a word with my regs

[Clooney]

Maybe, but I honestly can't think of anything over literally thousands of 121's either I need to have a word with my regs

Plus, and I'm admittedly paraphrasing, but from one of your reviews...

"Hendrix, would you like to fuck her arse while I use this strap on on her?"

That's pretty memorable I think! 

And the reality is that as WGs become regulars and by extension more comfortable with you, the sort of ego-massing that this thread is mainly made up of is somewhat redundant.

In my own experience above with Tara at Soho Cottage, when she first met me she was all cooing and clucking about my cock. Three months later when we'd fuck each other About a dozen times, if I'd have prompted it she's have said "get stuffed you big-headed bastard!"

Bizarrely, that's when you know the girl feels good with you I think.

Not when they are trying to flannel you.

Just IMO...

[fredpunter]

About the sixth time I met one lass she let out a ripping fart and then said "that proves I'm comfortable with you". I hadn't asked for any proof!

[webpunter]

Going for doggy, I joked 'I can never find the right hole', her 'If you get the wrong one, you'll fucking know about it!'

   Hilarious

When asked what i wanted to do i replied massage / HJ & TitW.  She shook her head a few times slowly, smiled, playfulled squeezed my bell-end a little & said something like "i have got to sit on that".  Ego was suitably massaged as was LittleWP - and then shagged

[webpunter]

About the sixth time I met one lass she let out a ripping fart and then said "that proves I'm comfortable with you". I hadn't asked for any proof!

Pleased i'm on my own reading this.  As otherwise i'd have some trouble explaining what i was laughing at.  I'm still laughing whilst typing this.  "The little ripper" [said in an aussie twang]

[Ravanelli]

The lovely Chelsea Hart whilst getting carried away sucking and wanking me off, said, 'fucking hell, you've got a porn star cock.'  Funny and complimentary.

[Gordo987]

"My 22 year old daughter is home from university, would you mind if she joined us?"

[webpunter]

Have had a few communicate without saying anything.  When climbing on top for cowgirl a few girlies have had to change position a bit & wince slightly.  Its nice when they give me a knowing smile.  Don't need words.  Ego suitably massaged

[Wilson85]

Like Hendrix I've not had anything said to massage the ego.

The nicest statement to me was "it's big enough" and "it would be good to see you again".

[Corus Boy]

Like Hendrix I've not had anything said to massage the ego.

The nicest statement to me was "it's big enough" and "it would be good to see you again".

Was she speaking to your wallet at the time? 

[Goofy85]

Missybanks: "Has anyone told you you have a nice c**k?"

Madlin Moon: "Do you want to taste me?"

[RedKettle]

Christmas is coming and you might be short a few quid, can I lend you £200?

Yea OK I made that up!  She said she would love to see me again between now and Christmas, which I think was only for my wallet and not my cock.

[SamLP]

"I want you to be a man and tell me what you want" said a masseuse who I had seen a few times and had moved to sharing a hot DFK session after I walk in. So I told her I wanted to fuck her. After enjoying lots of foreplay she said it's time for her to please me before going down on me. It's probably the only time I've got some serious extras as she only does massage. 

[Sedlmayer]

"I want you to be a man and tell me what you want" said a masseuse who I had seen a few times and had moved to sharing a hot DFK session after I walk in. So I told her I wanted to fuck her. After enjoying lots of foreplay she said it's time for her to please me before going down on me. It's probably the only time I've got some serious extras as she only does massage.

Excuse my scepticism, but do you have a link.....?

[SamLP]

You seem to be following me around on this thread. I do but I prefer not to share it since I've had services not on offer. A few well respected members know who she is and I've discussed her with them but if you're still skeptical then I can't do much to help you. This topic is about quotes said to us by WG's and I've shared a few.

[webpunter]

Like Hendrix I've not had anything said to massage the ego.
The nicest statement to me was "it's big enough" and "it would be good to see you again".

Somehow i think Hendrix doesn't need his ego massaging - written in the nicest possible way
The stuff said by the WG's is all part of the game.  True to a lesser extent or more depending on the circumstances.  Mostly the former
But its nice to hear every know & again.  Makes the session fun & a clever way of getting a punter back.  They're selling & we're buying.  The top WG's are selling a good product which is much easier.  Classic sales routine is to to tell the customer what they want to hear.  No different when it comes to sex.  Its human nature to respond better with some 'customers' rather than others.  Especially the ones that are easier to deal with.  Like those that don't give you shit - whatever form this may be in.  Especially true for WG's so you have to be a bit of a fuckwit not to be able to work out what to do !

[Zeusthedoc]

One of the very well reviewed on UKP London girls told me: "You're the best I've had this weekend".

True or not, it was nice to hear.

I'm not usually a big fan of saturday morning punts. usually after the game.

I joke!

The best I've heard is, I've never managed to cum with a real dick. not sure if she was talking about me, or mine. either way, made me smile/chuckle!

[Dante]

"As soon as I cum, I'm on next". Said while sitting on my face and the other girl was riding me.

[Tjkooker]

Mine was a bit bittersweet.

A webcam/massage/dom girl I met up with. Said as we were getting it on, " I've only got one johnny so you can just fuck my ass"

[unclepokey]

Now retired Diane of Bushey on my very first punt me having spilt the orange juice which she provided me due to my nervous, shaking hand:
"Don't worry sweetheart, you're not the first and you won't be the last. Now let's get undressed and relax"

Another: A girl still working whom I've now seen 25+ times. I mentioned it was my 25th visit.
"Bloody hell, Charlie, you should have said earlier. You qualify for the £100 an hour tariff. 'Ere take this back" (Thrusting £40 towards me (it was a 2 hour apt)).

And another: After I'd cum and the lady in question had cleaned us both up and as I detumesced I leaked out a further supply of cum.
"Fuck me" she said, "Where did that come from?" I explained that there was a fair bit of pipework involved. She looked at me and grinned
"I really prefer the large bore"

Uncle Pokey

[EuphoricFedora]

You might be getting on, but you fuck like a steam train.
Hence the avatar

 Hats off to you, sir

[EuphoricFedora]

Platinum Cindy (while talking about how we're from the same region) "… oh wow, yeah I remember! Keep talking, I'm gonna suck your cock. I want you to come again"

[webpunter]

as I detumesced I leaked out a further supply of cum.

Thats a new word in my dictionary.  Roll on the word type games on Xmas or Boxing day

[Trelf]

Total bullshit I imagine but one agency girl opened the door and grinned and said "oh great,I was hoping it was you"!

[barnstorm123]

One WG once said to me after opening the door "oh my go, you're so beautiful". It's a strange compliment to give a bloke but it was good to hear anyway. It's the only compliment I've had from a WG that sounded genuine, most others say stuff like "I need your cock in me" and so on. Maggie 21 gives good cock compliments as part of her dirty talk routine.

[Bigus Dickus]

After getting a hoop cleansing from Hot Ameera today, 'Can I put a finger in?'

Crack on!

My rusty sheriffs badge was duly abused!

 

[webpunter]

My rusty sheriffs badge was duly abused!

Rusty trombone ?

[Zeusthedoc]

After getting a hoop cleansing from Hot Ameera today, 'Can I put a finger in?'

Crack on!

My rusty sheriffs badge was duly abused!

 

lucky enough to have them ask you then...

[vinnyadms]

Both have moved on from Maxes but they were there when they uttered these memorable lines

Tammy at Maxes
The quicker you get out of the shower, the quicker I can get my tongue into your arse!

Sindy at Maxes
Me - I need a pee
Her - Do you want to pee on me?

[CBPaul]

My 3rd punt from AW with my first EE, Danielle of Cambridge or some such like. 

After round 1 as she lay on top of me. 'I don't normally cum with cowgirl'

Overstayed the hour to complete round 2, 'Is that the time? I wanted to cum again, I love doggy'

Had a chat, got dressed and whilst saying goodbye she felt I was hard again...

Her 'God, you're ready again'
Me 'Well I've got another half an hour spare'
Her 'Good, come on then' (or words to that effect).
Her 'It'll be another 60 though' (exact words)

Oh the harsh reality of it. 

[Sedlmayer]

You seem to be following me around on this thread. I do but I prefer not to share it since I've had services not on offer. A few well respected members know who she is and I've discussed her with them but if you're still skeptical then I can't do much to help you. This topic is about quotes said to us by WG's and I've shared a few.

I'm not deliberately picking on you - I hadn't realised that I had commented on a previous quote of yours above.
If you've had PM discussions with other established members of this forum, then I'll accept that, but let's just say that, to me, there does seem to be a bit of wishful thinking on this thread.....

[unclesweetheart]

Bit of a toss up between

"Well you're not small"

and

"I don't think I've ever been face-fucked in the street before"