Yeah. Remember in uni a fit lass I really wanted to fuck asked me out for platonic drinks each week. Just the 2 of us, we'd go into town, get absolutely wasted and have a laugh.
Eventually one night in the taxi she says "Do you want to come back to mine?" Oh yes.
We get in there, we're soon naked. She gives me a blowie, I return the favour "You're good at that" she says, "Have some more then". And then... And then we fumble with a rubber and I lose wood. We try to resurrect it. Not happening.
Next week she invites me back again. Same result. "It must be me" she says. No love, it's the 10 pints of Stella and 4 double vodka Red Bulls.
Didn't get invited back after that
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