I've heard that it's notoriously difficult to persuade a stubborn depressive to get treatment.
Who's up for a bit of burglary? If someone could break into her apartment and spike her cornflakes, they'd be doing everyone a favour! (and before I get flamed for that, I'm joking - maybe).
I suppose the downside of her UKpunting ban is that we can't influence her anymore, she can pretend that we don't exist and carry on regardless. We can't deliver the kick up the backside that she badly needs.