Punt Killer!

[Gordo987]

This has never happened before, but I was feeling really horny and ready for a good punt this morning. So I had a quick trawl on AW for a suitable WG in the Bolton area, and came across these two:

External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only

and all of a sudden, my urge has died 

[Jay-Jay]

Just shows the "horses for courses" nature of the hobby. Not far shy of 100 reports between them. I certainly wouldn't myself but there's far worse on A/W.

Jay

[touch.and.go]

This has never happened before, but I was feeling really horny and ready for a good punt this morning. So I had a quick trawl on AW for a suitable WG in the Bolton area, and came across these two:

External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only

and all of a sudden, my urge has died 

I think I'm in Love 

[CBPaul]

Here's an idea. A previous thread was all about resisting the urge to punt and the obvious popular answer was to have a wank. Not always possible though. How about searching AW for the sort of prossie who you find utterly repugnant, evidently does the trick and will help out in those situations where even the craftiest of wanks isn't possible.

[Jay-Jay]

Probably all covered in the "Worst Escort Pic" thread ?

Jay

[Rochdull lad]

I've not seen either of those two when my Bus pass has brought me to Bolton, Gordo; but I loved the following quote from the Profile of External Link/Members Only [the one whose Profile pic shows a cock in her mouth]: "I CONSIDER MYSELF A CLASSY LADY."

As they say in Australia, "Yeah, Right!" 

[threechilliman]

Here's an idea. A previous thread was all about resisting the urge to punt and the obvious popular answer was to have a wank. Not always possible though. How about searching AW for the sort of prossie who you find utterly repugnant, evidently does the trick and will help out in those situations where even the craftiest of wanks isn't possible.

This thread will certainly help my symptoms.....

tcm

[cockneybstrd]

I like the answer from the first one

 WILL I DO ANAL?   A. yes. i will do anal... i love my ass fooked mmm

For some reason I read it in the voice of Mel B from Bo Selecta

[wristjob]

External Link/Members Only

What is your Primary Language?   English
What is your Secondary Language?   Better English

Could have fooled me.

[Steely Dan]

If Pocho is 45, then that was a hard 45 years.  And these are the pics she chooses to post.

[Horizontal pleasures]

This has never happened before, but I was feeling really horny and ready for a good punt this morning. So I had a quick trawl on AW for a suitable WG in the Bolton area, and came across these two:

External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only

and all of a sudden, my urge has died 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10615.1175

this is were you can best post these links

[Rochdull lad]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10615.1175

this is were you can best post these links

. . . and  then tell them where you've pasted 'em!!  

[DaveMugabe]

Just shows the "horses for courses" nature of the hobby. Not far shy of 100 reports between them. I certainly wouldn't myself but there's far worse on A/W.

Jay

Horses being the operative word

[Gordo987]

Just shows the "horses for courses" nature of the hobby. Not far shy of 100 reports between them. I certainly wouldn't myself but there's far worse on A/W.

Jay

Have to say that every now and then I feel like fucking a real ugly bitch - not very often though 

[J_H]

Yes, Gordo every so often I say to myself, for a change I'm going to go for a really ugly one this time ... but I've always shit out of it! Mainly because of the possibility of not getting wood and embarrassing myself.

First one looks 45 going on 70; second one has a pic saying 'take me from behind' - what with, a JCB?

[Gordo987]

Horses being the operative word

+1, although dogs might be more appropriate 

[sparrow]

I like the answer from the first one

 WILL I DO ANAL?   A. yes. i will do anal... i love my ass fooked mmm

For some reason I read it in the voice of Mel B from Bo Selecta

Wonder if her minge is kicking off a right PONGGGG!!!?

[Owwhatanight]

Rooney likes a good Granny...maybe score a goal if he got a Brazilian Gilf  in his room