Yes let’s suggest a few more ...
Q. Do you work, or is your phone so dusty that you have so much time to write pointless imaginary questions?
Q. Does your hourly rate include question time? is sex included or do they all fall asleep listening to you drone on?
Q. You say your
favourite gifts are, “Designer bags, living allowance, property abroad or in uk , spa, beautiful roses”. Are any of your punters really such morons? I guess that out of the hundreds of gifts you must receive you just don’t have room left in the house for prosecco — or room in your cold-blooded pro$$ie brain to receive a smile?
Q. You have negative reviews on Britain’s most trusted punters’ site. Are you crap?
(Actually no need to answer — you obviously are shite.)
How come you look like an assortment of fairly attractive young girls on your profile but a worn-out and shagged our on your verification picture?
Hidden Image/Members Onlythis was a horrorshow. The girl was the same as in the photos, but these were some years old and she'd put on some weight since then. ”
“cold reception, no shower but just told to undress and lay on the bed. There followed a cursory massage with no erotic tinges (no CC swipes or anything like); was then told to turn over, whereupon she gave what I can only describe as a hard wank ”
“A stinker”.
Maybe it’s
her that should be asking the questions.
