CumFuckMyArse in Lambeth

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This will make 19 positive reviews for London's most provocatively named escort. I paid her advertised rate of £150 for an hour, though I was there a few minutes short of an hour and a half. Despite her name, it was my arse that got fucked, after a fashion.

With the late afternoon free I had been thinking of crossing one of three or four trans escorts off my to-do list, but changed my mind and decided on CumFuckMyArse (hereinafter referred to as Lily). I'd wanted someone close to my early-afternoon appointment (not punting related) and Lily's profile said she was near Canary Wharf. As it turned out, she was somewhere else entirely, but I could still get there in time so I went ahead.

Comms: Easy. A call and a text back with the (surprising) location, a call when I got there, then she talked me into the building.

Venue: Very upmarket apartment block just across the Thames from Big Ben. I complimented her on her posh pad and she immediately told that the while the prices were posh, the service was anything but. This was the first clue that Lily likes to talk. And talk. And talk and talk and talk. I had a sinking feeling at this point, and if she'd been a clock watcher then I'd put it down to timewasting. But we went way over the scheduled hour, and she's a fun person to talk to once you relax and let her get on with it.

Girl: Not a supermodel, not a spring chicken and far from my usual physical type. But dirty as fuck with exceptional sexual skills.

Services: DFK, pussy eating and fingering leading to first bout of squirting. OWO, her fucking me with vibrating pump-up dildo, her fisting me to a prostate orgasm with lots of simultaneous OWO. Brief cowgirl sex, a longish pause with chat and kissing, then me eating her pussy again leading to more squirting.

Action: I accepted Lily's offer of a shower to start and left the money on the table. It was still there at the end of the punt.

Her profile says she can squirt at will and she really can. After barely two minutes of sitting on top of me with her pussy pushed into my face and half a minute with my finger deep inside her cunt she pushed her own buttons for a nanosecond and showered me with about half a bucketful of squirt. Not the first time it's happened to me with a WG, but never before in such quantity. Three separate bursts of it, too.

I'd told Lily I wanted her to use her strap-on and after she cleaned us both up she asked if I wanted a prostate orgasm. I did. She said it would be good to experiment first. First she gently pushed a lubed-up six-inch dildo inside me, pumped it up with a squeeze ball and turned on the vibration and moved it around. It felt good but wasn't hitting the spot. She diagnosed a low prostate position and said it would work better if she fisted me. This she did after pulling on one of those giant hand condoms, and it took about 30 minutes to get me there. Four fingers and thumb inside me eventually but not the whole hand. Her arm was aching and numb after a while but she kept on going and going.

While stimulating my prostate in a very controlled and precise way she brought my cock back to life with alternating OWO and wanking, which made it doubly pleasurable. At the end, though, when my legs finally started violently shaking and I reached the point of no return, it was pure fisting that did it. Wow. What a fantastic sensation, and I spurted out three times as much cum as normal.

Oddly, my cock was still hard two minutes later and when I got my breath back I suggested she climb on top for cowgirl. This worked for only a couple of minutes before my erection finally subsided, so we had a breather and talked for a good while with intermittent kissing and her trying in vain to bring me back to life with her hand. I can normally get a second erection, having taken a blue pill, but nothing doing this time.

I looked to see how much time we had left and was astonished to see we were already nearly 15 minutes over. So I got her to lie back so I could give her pussy a parting munch. Within two minutes she was squirting all over again. Another (very necessary) shower and I was on my way.

Verdict: This was the third prostate orgasm of my life, and the first for about four years. The first was while being fucked by a TS with an upwardly curving cock, the second during a specialist massage (I don't remember where). In my case they are very hard to achieve, and it was totally worthwhile seeing Lily to enjoy that experience again.

[mitrapanu]

Awesome review.
Looks like you got a pretty decent fist from Lilly.

[winkywanky]

First she gently pushed a lubed-up six-inch dildo inside me, pumped it up with a squeeze ball and turned on the vibration and moved it around. It felt good but wasn't hitting the spot. She diagnosed a low prostate position and said it would work better if she fisted me.

While stimulating my prostate in a very controlled and precise way she brought my cock back to life with alternating OWO and wanking, which made it doubly pleasurable. At the end, though, when my legs finally started violently shaking and I reached the point of no return, it was pure fisting that did it. Wow. What a fantastic sensation, and I spurted out three times as much cum as normal.

This was the third prostate orgasm of my life, and the first for about four years. The first was while being fucked by a TS with an upwardly curving cock, the second during a specialist massage (I don't remember where).

Wow, nice one ADF.

I must remember to ask my urologist about this when I go for my next check-up...I feel sure with all his years of training he could do the business for me, and all on the good ol' NHS! 

[winkywanky]

In all seriousness, apparently a good prostatic clear-out via strong direct stimulation is meant to be good for you.

I'm not as 'well-trained' as you ADF, but I reckon a skilful finger or two would do it.

[winkywanky]

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[RAJEC]

Sounds like you had a tremblingly good time!

Although I imagine your rusty bullet hole is likely as tight as a wizards sleeve? 

[unus669]

Wow, nice one ADF.

I must remember to ask my urologist about this when I go for my next check-up...I feel sure with all his years of training he could do the business for me, and all on the good ol' NHS!