What do you talk to WG’s about?

[Stratosnimbus2]

Something I always struggle with.. once the performance is over and it’s tecovery time before round 2, what do you talk to them about? Or do you? My small talk is embarrassingly appalling so I normally just pretend I’m too blown away to speak properly.  Just nervous really and don’t want to ask stupid punter questions.  Also don’t want to pry as don’t want to offend. So what do you do?  Was thinking I might ask her to pick a new outfit and lap dance instead!

[nigel4498]

If you don't want to talk you can always ask them to use one of their toys on themselves while you watch.
I've had some do this and lap dance. I found it is a good way to get aroused again as well.

[RedKettle]

Just go with the flow - most of them will chat away.

Remember you are the customer and it is not an interview.  You are not being judged and you can say any old bollocks that you want to.

If you ask an overly prying question they will just decline to answer or lie - as we all do.  I am not really a lawyer but that is my standard answer.

[Titi]

Just go with the flow - most of them will chat away.

Remember you are the customer and it is not an interview.  You are not being judged and you can say any old bollocks that you want to.

If you ask an overly prying question they will just decline to answer or lie - as we all do.  I am not really a lawyer but that is my standard answer.

+1

Sound advice as well.

[User176]

Small talk is definitely easier after a few drinks. Anything goes, really. Drinking, fine dining, gambling, other punters, other WGs, work, the human condition, fear of death, traffic in London, video games, Brexit, Trump.

If you don't feel like making small talk with WGs, just don't. You aren't paying her £100+ an hour just so you can talk to her about Nietzsche or monetary policy -- if you ever get bored of the chitchat, just tell her to suck your dick.

[One Eyed Snake]

No time for talking, and it’s hard to talk when your tongue is licking her clit.

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[TailSeeker]

Something I always struggle with.. once the performance is over and it’s tecovery time before round 2, what do you talk to them about? Or do you? My small talk is embarrassingly appalling so I normally just pretend I’m too blown away to speak properly.  Just nervous really and don’t want to ask stupid punter questions.  Also don’t want to pry as don’t want to offend. So what do you do?  Was thinking I might ask her to pick a new outfit and lap dance instead!

If you want to chatter then chatter, doesn't matter about what. Or if you'd rather cuddle and grope, have them change, put on a show, all are fine options. Just telegraph in advance if you're expecting more than a chat/cuddle/grope, as additional might not be something they offer, or for an outcall, be something they have prepared for.

[mr.bluesky]

Talk to her about the weather .(The great British obsession).

[notcalledchris]

Usually talk about other WG i have seen and where they overlap with girls she has done duos with.   

[workinallweek]

 Future meetings  fantasys  dreams desires anything really .
I guess it depends what you go for and how long .
 I am nosy and i want to know things.Guess its my way of trying to minimise the 'fake' gfe experience .

as an example  with one girl  we talked about her past , her likes list , the why and when .
Another time was a discusion about a stalker , Batman , and clothes .
Some time soon there will be a planning session with a girl re Christmas and a new year break away

for me it makes the meeting 'real'. for them well i guess they either think its a way of wasting time ,or all twaddle ,or a soft touch ,or just maybe it adds a human connection .

would be interesting to get a girls opinion .

[Waterhouse]

for me it makes the meeting 'real'. for them well i guess they either think its a way of wasting time ,or all twaddle ,or a soft touch ,or just maybe it adds a human connection .

would be interesting to get a girls opinion .

Good observation and I agree, it would useful to get a view from the ladies.

[Stevensmiles]

Depends on who you are visiting and wether or not any kind of relationship has built up over a few punts. I’m merely talking business relationship here so let’s not go down the route of hearts and flowers.

Some of the ladies I’ve met have been lovely to chat too on a wide range of topics. Others have been as quiet as mice once the gory details have been accomplished.

[WARSZAWA16]

Just general peripheral small talk really. I find girls quite often ask me what I am doing for the rest of the day for some reason. I tend to try not to reveal too much personal stuff though. 

[Bogof60]

Just general peripheral small talk really. I find girls quite often ask me what I am doing for the rest of the day for some reason. I tend to try not to reveal too much personal stuff though.

Yes I often get asked that as well.
I suppose going back and wanking myself stupid Re living the encounter may not be appropriate 

[Steely Dan]

I start in on the NY Times 36 questions that are guaranteed to make her fall in love:
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Then I get EAS and life gets complicated.

[willie loman]

All manner of stuff, but am always happy to hear a bit of filth, about my fellow punters, or the girls workmates, or indeed about the girl herself.

[Locallad1]

Nothing to say, usually generation apart. Can stay at home for older woman.

[Malvolio]

I ask them if they've been on holiday recently, and what their country is like if they're not British. 

Any old waffle will do really.

[torritti29]

Sex, naughtiest fantasy's, turn on's, preferences, hence why I prefer punting English ladies conversation less forced.

[myothernameis]

No time for talking, and it’s hard to talk when your tongue is licking her clit.

Agree, but find after I have cum, might have 20 min's so end up chatting to each other, and I usually talk about music and any good bands I have heard, and if there playing in Glasgow, will recommend to her, maybe her, and her friends should go and see the band

So on this subject, have met some escorts at concerts, and talked to them, not as a punter, but as a fan

[OakTree]

Usually it’s mundane sort of crap, mostly pretty pointless. I can though think of two occasions when the girl has opened up and let me in on some very personal stuff about themselves. On one occasion the girl got herself in a bit of a state to the point she was visibly upset as she was telling me about her plight. It was nothing serious or sinister just family squabbles stuff but she was almost childish in her approach. I was quite surprised as she was a very beautiful and I thought sophisticated women and yet now as we lay cuddling she’d become quite immature and emotional about (from what I could gather) trivial family fallouts.

The other occasion was a conundrum this particular WG had got herself into with a male friend (not a punter) who had confessed his love to her. Her phone was out and she enthusiastically showed me pictures of him and then proceeded to ask me did I think he was good looking. How do you answer that? Especially as he wasn’t. She followed up with "I know he’s not but he treats me so well and I might learn to love him, don’t you think?" I replied that I thought it was possible she could grow feelings for him. The conversation then soon (albeit gradually) got on to wether he would satisfy her in bed and could she stay loyal to him. (God knows how I got into this conversation but I let it carry on). She mused on that for a moment, put her phone down (thankfully. I’d had enough of looking at this odd looking fellow) and then slid herself over me in 69 and just before she engulfed my now rather limp dick, said "No". Simple as that.

[davidgood]

If they are English, Irish, Canadian or EEs who speak good English then we will chat about all sorts of things sometimes about UKP reviews they have had. Allsorts of things, just go with the flow.

If they have a lack of English then I might opt for a bit of massage to fill the time until I am ready for round 2.

Regards,

davidgood

[GreyDave]

  Interestingly lately I have been shagging mostly low level english speaking girls 
So no convesation except the" I was ok yar? .. from them The last few Full English speaking girls I ve seen have been rarther full of them selfeves or maybe its a way of upping themselfs in what quite frankly is a not to be talked about  with freinds and familly Profession . I have had it to my ears with " Law & Marketing students" and their plans Older WG`s have boasted about the Buy to lets they have and how they will stop doing this...except for a few select clients just a few a day . Most irratating for an late 50`s out shape small willy guy is to be told some 9 inche carring stud was in before me and she drained him out  I seem to be finding this with Real English WG`s at moment  Maybe its their passive aggresive way of putting a guy down to make them feel better after I ve paid to shag them ...Last one added insult to injury by showing pic on her phone and ruler next to said cock ..after a short silent pause I asked if he had paid same and if he had as I was half size could I have discount... ie pay by inch Needless to say my humour went un noted.

[Midori]

Good observation and I agree, it would useful to get a view from the ladies.

I actually really enjoy the talk inbetween and not as a timewasting technique, it feels more organic and authentic in the moments between round one and round two or just before they go to cuddle up and talk about stuff. I am absolutely fascinated by people and what makes them tick, so it is a real highlight for me and it's the conversation that makes people stick in my mind. It does get better on return visits though, with some people who might be a bit shy it can be hard to get past the small talk at the beginning if they are monosyllabic.

And conversation can be about absolutely anything. I've had conversations about fantasies, who (female) I'd have sex with if I had the choice down to what is my favourite episode of star trek, do I really build Lego sets, what I think is going to happen in the next series of game of thrones, my take on the state of the NHS, historical battlefields, people's jobs...some people talk more about their lives and their problems than you'd think as well. Been asked for advice for wording for dating sites. Been shown bondage and spanking photography and talked "shop" about spanking techniques.  The list goes on, just like making a connection in any other context, it really depends on the two personalities.

[Waterhouse]

I actually really enjoy the talk inbetween and not as a timewasting technique, it feels more organic and authentic in the moments between round one and round two or just before they go to cuddle up and talk about stuff. I am absolutely fascinated by people and what makes them tick, so it is a real highlight for me and it's the conversation that makes people stick in my mind. It does get better on return visits though, with some people who might be a bit shy it can be hard to get past the small talk at the beginning if they are monosyllabic.

And conversation can be about absolutely anything. I've had conversations about fantasies, who (female) I'd have sex with if I had the choice down to what is my favourite episode of star trek, do I really build Lego sets, what I think is going to happen in the next series of game of thrones, my take on the state of the NHS, historical battlefields, people's jobs...some people talk more about their lives and their problems than you'd think as well. Been asked for advice for wording for dating sites. Been shown bondage and spanking photography and talked "shop" about spanking techniques.  The list goes on, just like making a connection in any other context, it really depends on the two personalities.

Thanks Midori    

This is pretty much in line with what I discuss and chat about during my visits.

I don't see it as time wasted if you're chatting with the right person at the right times and there's a good connection.

[RobinBrod]

Never thought I'd tell this story, but it's too good not tell!

I was punting an Australian, and after our first excellent go-round we were lying back on the bed before round 2 and gently chatting about how long she was over here for etc. I asked if she had been over to France, and yes she had. Where had she been to, and she had been to the WW1 battlefields and to see the Australian memorials. That happens to be a hobby of mine so we ended up talking about the Australian performance in WW1 and Gallipoli. After 10 minutes I had to remind myself why I was there and wasn't giving a lecture on WW1. We both ended up giggling about it and the time wasted. She was in no hurry to throw me out and I stayed on for probably an extra 15 minutes over my allotted time.

Is there a moral there? I doubt it except that most of the SPs are human and it's quite possible to interact.

[Fuzzyduck]

Never thought I'd tell this story, but it's too good not tell!

I was punting an Australian, and after our first excellent go-round we were lying back on the bed before round 2 and gently chatting about how long she was over here for etc. I asked if she had been over to France, and yes she had. Where had she been to, and she had been to the WW1 battlefields and to see the Australian memorials. That happens to be a hobby of mine so we ended up talking about the Australian performance in WW1 and Gallipoli. After 10 minutes I had to remind myself why I was there and wasn't giving a lecture on WW1. We both ended up giggling about it and the time wasted. She was in no hurry to throw me out and I stayed on for probably an extra 15 minutes over my allotted time.

Is there a moral there? I doubt it except that most of the SPs are human and it's quite possible to interact.

I like the Aussies. The ones I've punted have been generally outspoken, up for a bit of chat/banter, and always have some story to tell particularly around travelling.

[Waterhouse]

Is there a moral there? I doubt it except that most of the SPs are human and it's quite possible to interact.

I agree if you're with the right lady. 
You may not find the same with a pimped Romanian (for example) though.

[Jock D]

Most irratating for an late 50`s out shape small willy guy is to be told some 9 inche carring stud was in before me and she drained him out  I seem to be finding this with Real English WG`s at moment  Maybe its their passive aggresive way of putting a guy down to make them feel better after I ve paid to shag them ...Last one added insult to injury by showing pic on her phone and ruler next to said cock ..after a short silent pause I asked if he had paid same and if he had as I was half size could I have discount... ie pay by inch Needless to say my humour went un noted.

Superb

[Ali Katt]

Something I always struggle with.. once the performance is over and it’s tecovery time before round 2, what do you talk to them about? Or do you? My small talk is embarrassingly appalling so I normally just pretend I’m too blown away to speak properly.  Just nervous really and don’t want to ask stupid punter questions.  Also don’t want to pry as don’t want to offend. So what do you do?  Was thinking I might ask her to pick a new outfit and lap dance instead!

You are right that there are things you should never ask or expect to be asked yourself. "how much do you earn?", "how many sexual partners have you had?", "how many guys do you see a day?", "what's a nice girl like you doing this?" - the list goes on. That said I don't really struggle with things to say, even though my interests are a bit niche (techno music, astrology and contemporary fiction to name a few), the trick is to keep busy in your personal life and there is loads to talk about - whether it's where you've been on holiday or your first time visiting a new town through to what's in the news - just avoid politics and religion; if need be treat it like a first date or better still a friend you are catching up with. To me though the real issue sounds like you are holding back and have loads to say, but you are maybe afraid of being judged, trust me most people aren't that judgemental after sex my words have come out mangled because I was thinking of three things at once; that's OK as well.

[cueball]

Never thought I'd tell this story, but it's too good not tell!

I was punting an Australian, and after our first excellent go-round we were lying back on the bed before round 2 and gently chatting about how long she was over here for etc. I asked if she had been over to France, and yes she had. Where had she been to, and she had been to the WW1 battlefields and to see the Australian memorials. That happens to be a hobby of mine so we ended up talking about the Australian performance in WW1 and Gallipoli. After 10 minutes I had to remind myself why I was there and wasn't giving a lecture on WW1. We both ended up giggling about it and the time wasted. She was in no hurry to throw me out and I stayed on for probably an extra 15 minutes over my allotted time.

Is there a moral there? I doubt it except that most of the SPs are human and it's quite possible to interact.

I read "Never thought I'd tell this story, but it's too good not tell!" and thought, oooo, this is gonna be a juicy tale....

I'll never get those two minutes back now, you've robbed me   

[Plan R]

I'm too fucked to talk much, plus I like face sitting which can make polite conversation difficult 

I do consciously try to avoid saying 'wow' though - as I reckon the horny ones must hear 'wow' 10 times a day.
Ultimately It doesn't make much odds - being clean, polite and having  the right money is all that matters 

[MrMatrix]

Think I've talked about most things over the years. The worst ones are time wasters who talk at the beginning of the punt and delay having sex. One question I often ask is do you remember the first punter you met and what was he like. The most frequent question I get asked is are you married.......
But I quite like the chatty interaction to a point but I do prefer the action as thats why I'm there in the first place. 

[Ali Katt]

Think I've talked about most things over the years. The worst ones are time wasters who talk at the beginning of the punt and delay having sex. One question I often ask is do you remember the first punter you met and what was he like. The most frequent question I get asked is are you married.......
But I quite like the chatty interaction to a point but I do prefer the action as thats why I'm there in the first place. 

I had a shocker on my first punt she literally talked away half my time and managed to slag off EE escorts in the process. I don't really get asked if I am married or have been married anymore, no idea why, but it's welcome that it isn't asked. I really enjoy talking and I'm not going to lie sometimes it is awkward, but it's usually fun.

[JonasG]

Just usual small talk.

Tbf most of them are pretty down to earth, so the convos are usually fine with no awkwardness.

[getsbettereverytime]

I like to start off by talking about discounts (discunts?) and then finish off taking about refunds. I find this works really well, you should try it, great ice-breaker when you arrive.

[Waterhouse]

Small talk and usual friendly chit-chat with all but one lady with whom I'm very open with and we talk about all sorts (not liquorice). 

[MrMatrix]

I had one girl who half way through said do you think I ought to cut my hair shorter-- Whhaaatttt - well you can do I guess and she started talking more and after a couple of minutes I said "you do realise, you wouldn't be able to talk so much if you had my cock in your mouth', she took the hint....

[Bonker]

I ask them about the dirtiest/most outrageous sexual things they've done and tell them about mine. Keeps my pecker up.

[RedKettle]

I had an excellent punt a few days ago with a regular - although this was the first time for a while, not been punting too much recently - and she said she had never heard me say "god" so many times.

I think it was a reflection of sexual pleasure not a conversion............

[Ali Katt]

I had one girl who half way through said do you think I ought to cut my hair shorter-- Whhaaatttt - well you can do I guess and she started talking more and after a couple of minutes I said "you do realise, you wouldn't be able to talk so much if you had my cock in your mouth', she took the hint....

She was fishing for compliments. Good reply back though, I really like it when they talk with my cock in their mouth, but only if it is dirty talk.

[Jindybandy]

Something I always struggle with.. once the performance is over and it’s tecovery time before round 2, what do you talk to them about? Or do you? My small talk is embarrassingly appalling so I normally just pretend I’m too blown away to speak properly.  Just nervous really and don’t want to ask stupid punter questions.  Also don’t want to pry as don’t want to offend. So what do you do?  Was thinking I might ask her to pick a new outfit and lap dance instead!

I was in a similar boat myself when I first started punting and my overall ‘general chit-chat’ with anyone, not just WGs was terrible. It’s still not perfect but I personally think it’s massively improved in no small part to chatting during a punt. It’ll be awkward at first but if you can get passed that and just go for it you’ll develop a standard set of topics you’ll go through with the different girls you see. I think the fact I knew there was a set time I would be spending with the girl meant I didn’t have to worry if I came across as an idiot as I’d be leaving soon anyway. Just start with simple questions you know relate to being a WG; does she stay local or ever tour, does she like the flat/apartment/hotel she’s in, etc - all boring simple questions but will elicit a response you can lead to follow ups. You can always just start with a ‘sorry, I’m not good at small talk’ and she’ll more than likely get the ball rolling and start asking you simple stuff - even talking about you being a nervous talker is a way to start a conversation 
As with all aspects of punting you’ll only get better at it the more you do it

[Moby Dick]

Brexit.
Yawn fucking yawn

[MrMatrix]

I ask them about the dirtiest/most outrageous sexual things they've done and tell them about mine. Keeps my pecker up.

And what were the best 2 replies you've had so far?. Think thats a pretty good question ask

[threechilliman]

Brexit.
Yawn fucking yawn

Fuck me I might try that if i feel a girl is wasting time...

tcm: 'Let's talk about Brexit'

WG: 'D'you wanna blowjob instead?'

Sorted.

[Moby Dick]

Well that's a better result than what our politicians can hope for.

Fuck me I might try that if i feel a girl is wasting time...

tcm: 'Let's talk about Brexit'

WG: 'D'you wanna blowjob instead?'

Sorted.

[Brokenshed]

Agency escorts usually little, because they seem to be worked on a c conveyor belt.
Indies working from home or hotel with only a few bookings or none that day, really open up (double entendre)
I'm surprised by how open, kids, partners, parents, pets, housing, food, films. A few have got onto politics, usually left wing, but I switch off then . Get to see an indie regularly, and they often forget that chatting about the mundane before a punt can be off putting. One told me to shove my dick in her mouth if she spoke too much.

[JonasG]

Indies working from home or hotel with only a few bookings or none that day, really open up (double entendre)
I'm surprised by how open, kids, partners, parents, pets, housing, food, films. A few have got onto politics, usually left wing, but I switch off then . Get to see an indie regularly, and they often forget that chatting about the mundane before a punt can be off putting. One told me to shove my dick in her mouth if she spoke too much.

lol yeah, a lot of them really do waffle on. Sometimes it's hard to get out with them banging on about some nonsense.

I guess some are lonely.

[Bonker]

And what were the best 2 replies you've had so far?. Think thats a pretty good question ask

1. I stood on a guy's balls with my stiletto heels
2. I fucked a friend on a motorway breakdown lane whilst we were waiting for the AA