Bit of a confusion

[nightrider.1234]

I phoned this lady to ask her about her rates and services and because she mentioned in her ad that she is slim and attractive I thought she could be offering extras as well. When I phoned her she said that she doesn't do any extras whatsoever but what I don't get is that if she doesn't do any extras then why does it say in her profile that she's slim and attractive I just don't get it.

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[scutty brown]

I phoned this lady to ask her about her rates and services and because she mentioned in her ad that she is slim and attractive I thought she could be offering extras as well. When I phoned her she said that she doesn't do any extras whatsoever but what I don't get is that if she doesn't do any extras then why does it say in her profile that she's slim and attractive I just don't get it.

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1) How does she not know whether you're the police/trading standards/planning authority checking her out? She isn't going to incriminate herself over the phone
2) Personally I find a straight massage from an attractive girl more relaxing than from an ugly one. After all beer tastes better if the barwench is pretty

[curry]

1) How does she not know whether you're the police/trading standards/planning authority checking her out? She isn't going to incriminate herself over the phone

Exactly or a journalist ex boyfriend etc..

You sound a bit like that guy who walked into a plaice station asking for a lift home because he missed his last train home....oh yeah he was carrying a load of class A at the time!

[Stapler]

I phoned this lady to ask her about her rates and services and because she mentioned in her ad that she is slim and attractive I thought she could be offering extras as well. When I phoned her she said that she doesn't do any extras whatsoever but what I don't get is that if she doesn't do any extras then why does it say in her profile that she's slim and attractive I just don't get it.

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Why not see the male therapist if you are confused? That might solve your dilemma!

[azrael]

I phoned this lady to ask her about her rates and services and because she mentioned in her ad that she is slim and attractive I thought she could be offering extras as well. When I phoned her she said that she doesn't do any extras whatsoever but what I don't get is that if she doesn't do any extras then why does it say in her profile that she's slim and attractive I just don't get it.

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It does state that "its a non sexual service" just after her price list bit, either you didnt read her add or just plain old cant be asked 

[scutty brown]

It does state that "its a non sexual service" just after her price list bit, either you didnt read her add or just plain old cant be asked 

My understanding is Gumtree are making them all say that now.

[nightrider.1234]

It does state that "its a non sexual service" just after her price list bit, either you didnt read her add or just plain old cant be asked 

Yeah but the the thing is why is she mentioning if she's attractive if she isn't offering any sexual services because words like attractive are only mentioned if sexual services are offered otherwise who'd would wanna dick a minger and also attraction doesn't ensure a good service it's experience, reliability and professionalism that offers a good service and if I'm gonna book an appointment to see the doctors, dentists hair stylist or whatever I'm not gonna say can you make sure it's not a minger cos I don't want a shit service.

[nightrider.1234]

Why not see the male therapist if you are confused? That might solve your dilemma!

Why stapler is that what you do when you're confused?

[scutty brown]

Yeah but the the thing is why is she mentioning if she's attractive if she isn't offering any sexual services because words like attractive are only mentioned if sexual services are offered otherwise who'd would wanna dick a minger and also attraction doesn't ensure a good service it's experience, reliability and professionalism that offers a good service and if I'm gonna book an appointment to see the doctors, dentists hair stylist or whatever I'm not gonna say can you make sure it's not a minger cos I don't want a shit service.

I've already told you why in the first reply in this thread. Are you too thick to understand?

[vw]

I've already told you why in the first reply in this thread. Are you too thick to understand?

Maybe he has you on ignore !   

[scutty brown]

Maybe he has you on ignore !   

You're the only person I'd consider likely to do that, and not even you have. So far.......

[nightrider.1234]

I've already told you why in the first reply in this thread. Are you too thick to understand?

Am I taking to you.... I'm replying to azraels thread not to you so stfu!!!!

[bonham]

Your all making me laff 😂

[mrfishyfoo]

Your all making me laff 😂

Popcorn time me thinks. 

[scutty brown]

Am I taking to you.... I'm replying to azraels thread not to you so stfu!!!!

But what I have already said answers your questions. By trying to evade the answers you've been given you're just coming across as a fool.

And by the way - while you have started the thread, I don't believe that gives you the deciding vote on who can post or not?

[nightrider.1234]

But what I have already said answers your questions. By trying to evade the answers you've been given you're just coming across as a fool.

And by the way - while you have started the thread, I don't believe that gives you the deciding vote on who can post or not?

The reason why I evaded your answer is because your answer seemed shit and your comment about that beer tasting better if the barwench is pretty sounded retarded.  Also I never said who or can't post threads on here and also who are you to speak on behalf of azrael when I replied to he's post, are you he's boyfriend?

[scutty brown]

The reason why I evaded your answer is because your answer seemed shit and your comment about that beer tasting better if the barwench is pretty sounded retarded.  Also I never said who or can't post threads on here and also who are you to speak on behalf of azrael when I replied to he's post, are you he's boyfriend?

OK, thanks for the confirmation. You're an idiot. An illiterate idiot at that. It wasn't clear to me that you were responding to azrael, seemed more like a random effusion.

[nightrider.1234]

OK, thanks for the confirmation. You're an idiot. An illiterate idiot at that. It wasn't clear to me that you were responding to azrael, seemed more like a random effusion.

Gr8 and don't forget to put your glasses on next time

[scutty brown]

Gr8 and don't forget to put your glasses on next time

I don't need them. I think you need them to type though

[nightrider.1234]

I don't need them. I think you need them to type though

FUCK OFF!!!!

[nodrah]

children ! children ! ...... if you don't stop shouting, you'll go straight to your rooms with no supper !

[scutty brown]

FUCK OFF!!!!

Well, that comment was actually coherently literate for once.

[nightrider.1234]

Well, that comment was actually coherently literate for once.

Booooooring zzzzzzzzzzz