Greetings

[tangledupinblue]

Just a short introduction. 
New to this site, but not to punting as they say.
Enjoy the ladies, well some of them anyway.
Had some real bad punts and some great ones.

[Hawkwind71]

I hate it when a guy doesn't get a reply. But a little more meat on the bones there fella. Would help.

Welcome to ukp, the best punter forum, where members include   'moi' 

[DogFace36]

  Welcome. Help yourself to nibbles. Did you bring a bottle?

[tangledupinblue]

I hate it when a guy doesn't get a reply. But a little more meat on the bones there fella. Would help.

Welcome to ukp, the best punter forum, where members include   'moi' 

Hi 'moi', in time the meat will be shown.
Thanks for welcome

[tangledupinblue]

  Welcome. Help yourself to nibbles. Did you bring a bottle?

Thanks for welcome, intend to nibble away. Lost me with bottle though.

[James999]

Just a short introduction. 
New to this site, but not to punting as they say.

As who say?

[cockneybstrd]

As who say?

New Members ??

[Durex]

I am a new member here as well and I humbly glad and fascinated to find this site. It's an honor. Thank you to the board owner and the members.

[Hawkwind71]

I was a new member here once, think they all told me to fuck off.

I soon developed a thick skin.

you'll need it.....

[Timmy2]

Fuck Off 
Raddy

[PLeisure]

I am a new member here as well and I humbly glad and fascinated to find this site. It's an honor. Thank you to the board owner and the members.

Marty, already.....   

[DaPizzle]

Ah crap, didn't realise i had to introduce myself

[knightofthegarter]

Hi 'moi', in time the meat will be shown.
Thanks for welcome

Welcome but try not to show the meat. I think that is for a different type of forum !

[Hawkwind71]

Fuck Off 
Raddy

One day later and this still makes me laugh.

Sad , me .......

[Boundless]

Just a short introduction. 
New to this site, but not to punting as they say.
Enjoy the ladies, well some of them anyway.
Had some real bad punts and some great ones.

You need to improve your poetry mate.
 

[Dingo1]

I was a new member here once, think they all told me to fuck off.

I soon developed a thick skin.

you'll need it.....

Funny, same happened to me... I was a WG, pimp or a "fluffy cunt struck punter" before anyone accepted me as genuine!! Although none of these I admit I may have been a little fluffy in the beginning but between banter on here and bloody awful punts my skin is now suitably think too.

[cueball]

Welcome to the ukp arms...

Where's the beer's cheap, the birds are easy and there's a fight every night.

[dizietsmae]

I had a pretty good intro to the site, apart from my slanging match with Smiths when I was white knighting Renata, oh what a doofus I was 

Also reviews help with credibility, and welcome 

[vw]

Welcome to the ukp arms...

Where's the beer's cheap, the birds are easy and there's a fight every night.

Only rule you must fuck each others favourite !