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External Link/Members Only Door opens it’s a bloke, I thought I’d go with it as they’re now.
Kissing - mouth closed, ok
Owo - best excuse yet - I just bit my lip
ok
RO - I don’t do that
Finger play, I push her panties to a side, and it’s an awful job
OW she keeps stopping, I say are you ok?
It was like as soon as I got into it, it stopped
It just felt like it was too much work and I wasn’t getting stiff
Half limp I try mish she keeps her hand there as not to show the fanny job
Spin to doggy her leg hits mine softly, she’s down on the floor like a football player, I say this isn’t working is it, she sits up and says what do you mean?
So politely I let her suck again as I grab her ass, start / stop I say are you ok?
She says yes why?
I say I’ll finish from here and eventually wank my self off over her arse cheek.
I’m getting dressed and I though elephant in the room and all that
“So your fanny has had an operation where your cock used to be” I ask
Shaken she looks at me and says yes
I say fair enough and she smiles.
Honesty doesn’t cost anything
So I’m going negative
Nothing to do with the bodge axe wound
Just a crap service
It was all just terrible
No touching, kissing, just boring
It was like staying home and having to fuck the wife, lifeless
So for all the boys and girls not sure
ITS A BLOKE 100%
From the horses mouth.
I wouldn’t return or recommend, again nothing to do with the moody growler just really poor service.