for my appendix op I'd already had my bollocks and pubes waxed, so no need for any intervention there, But they still shaved the top of my right thigh - apparently it was to earth the electrocautery equipment so any intestinal gas didn't get ignited. Otherwise my guts could have gone pop!
Amusing story......as I came round my first groggy thought was "Wow I'm still alive"..........then a tall absolutely beautiful Swahili-looking black girl looked at me and said "Hello, I'm Suzy, I'm here to take you home.........." at which the second thought was "Fuck yippee I'm dead and in heaven". Then she changed her mind and said "not really home......just the ward". Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger!!!!!
Thinking was confused on a mix of tramadol and morphine for the next two days: I had real problem distinguishing waking hours from dreams, if anything the dreams seemed more real (although very weird)