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Offline The Man from Del Monte

« on: January 18, 2019, 07:35:02 pm »
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How does someone with a cock bigger than mine, end up in the female section? 

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Offline daviemac

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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2019, 07:46:18 pm »
Because it put female as the gender, first line tells you TS. Not for me but whatever floats your boat.

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2019, 07:47:47 pm »
She's got bigger tits than you too.

Get over it  ;)

Offline roboeggman

« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2019, 10:28:20 pm »
I don't know, but if her rates were more realistic I'd love a go at her.

Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2019, 08:03:20 am »
Quote from: roboeggman on January 18, 2019, 10:28:20 pm
I don't know, but if her rates were more realistic I'd love a go at her.

Well you can certainly have my fekin share of it, coz it "Don't Float My Boat" at ALL..................  :scare:

Call me "Old Fashioned" But hey, "Clank, Clank, I'm a Tank" and I'm "Built Like a Feker Too" and I only fight for the one side.  :thumbsup:

 :hi: :hi:
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Offline Darlobloke

« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2019, 09:23:21 am »
Quote from: Sar-Major on January 19, 2019, 08:03:20 am
Well you can certainly have my fekin share of it, coz it "Don't Float My Boat" at ALL..................  :scare:

Call me "Old Fashioned" But hey, "Clank, Clank, I'm a Tank" and I'm "Built Like a Feker Too" and I only fight for the one side.  :thumbsup:

 :hi: :hi:

I'm sure you can go for promotion though. Perhaps 'rear admiral' after getting your 'brown wings'  :lol: :D

Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2019, 09:51:11 am »
Quote from: Darlobloke on January 19, 2019, 09:23:21 am
I'm sure you can go for promotion though. Perhaps 'rear admiral' after getting your 'brown wings'  :lol: :D

Noooooo Fucking Way, Hosea..................... Sooner stop a "Humble Squaddie" than go down that fekin route.  :scare:   :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

 :hi: :hi:
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Offline captainsc

« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2019, 12:46:26 pm »
Quote from: Sar-Major on January 19, 2019, 09:51:11 am
Noooooo Fucking Way, Hosea..................... Sooner stop a "Humble Squaddie" than go down that fekin route.  :scare:   :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

 :hi: :hi:

Oh no sarge, see Windsor Davies has shuffled off this mortal coil.

Shame was a good guy.

Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2019, 01:37:03 pm »
Quote from: captainsc on January 19, 2019, 12:46:26 pm
Oh no sarge, see Windsor Davies has shuffled off this mortal coil.

Shame was a good guy.

Yes, just heard it on the car radio on my way home.  :(

Shame as he played the part very well, Melvyn Hayes said he was a quiet spoken man, not the "Brash" Sar-Major type he played.

RIP.

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Offline CELICA GT

« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2019, 04:25:55 pm »
Quote from: roboeggman on January 18, 2019, 10:28:20 pm
I don't know, but if her rates were more realistic I'd love a go at her.
It's her having a go at me I would be worried about and at £100 for 30min, on the never in a million years list!

Offline Winker121

« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2019, 04:53:02 pm »
Quote from: roboeggman on January 18, 2019, 10:28:20 pm
I don't know, but if her rates were more realistic I'd love a go at her.
Me too. Might break things up a bit just for the experience.

Offline datwabbit

« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2019, 05:00:38 pm »
Quote from: Sar-Major on January 19, 2019, 01:37:03 pm
Yes, just heard it on the car radio on my way home.  :(

Shame as he played the part very well, Melvyn Hayes said he was a quiet spoken man, not the "Brash" Sar-Major type he played.

RIP.

 :hi: :hi:

I don't know how realistic he was but some of the sayings were great.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Move yerselves, move yerselves.

Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2019, 08:11:58 pm »
Quote from: datwabbit on January 19, 2019, 05:00:38 pm
I don't know how realistic he was but some of the sayings were great.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Move yerselves, move yerselves.

He was very realistic, proper old school.  :thumbsup:

I can remember when I joined up (Many years ago, Keep ya gob shut WK) and done my recruits course, one lad couldn't march to save his fekin life. Didn't matter how hard the corporals tried, he always got it wrong. One day the course Sar-Major came over and had a word with him, saying in a "Rather Loud" voice, "How Marvelous" it was that he "Was the Only Feker in Step" and all those other cunts were useless. Never forgot that day.  :rolleyes:  :D

When you get to that "Dizzy Height" of WOII you have to be yourself, but you add bits from "Characters" you've met on "Life's Highway" to where you are now.  :music:

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Offline williambream

« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2019, 08:21:05 am »
I've text her this morning for a meet. Tranny's comms are generally shit but if it goes ahead I'll put a review up.

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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2019, 10:12:34 am »
Quote from: Amst on January 20, 2019, 08:21:05 am
I've text her this morning for a meet. Tranny's comms are generally shit but if it goes ahead I'll put a review up.

If you do, make sure you put 'TS' in the heading so only those it interests read it. 

Offline oldrockingchair

« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2019, 11:15:58 am »
Quote from: Winker121 on January 19, 2019, 04:53:02 pm
Me too. Might break things up a bit just for the experience.

 Doesn't float my boat, but you crack on for the experience!!!

Only thing that ever goes up my rear chute is the doctors gloved finger when its check the prostate time... even then I hope and pray for a female doctor.. but the last one was a greasy Italian with a strange grin on his face  :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare:

Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2019, 11:50:21 am »
Quote from: oldrockingchair on January 20, 2019, 11:15:58 am
Doesn't float my boat, but you crack on for the experience!!!

Only thing that ever goes up my rear chute is the doctors gloved finger when its check the prostate time... even then I hope and pray for a female doctor.. but the last one was a greasy Italian with a strange grin on his face  :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare:

I bet he "Put a Smile on Yours"...............................   :rolleyes:    :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2019, 11:51:34 am »
Quote from: daviemac on January 20, 2019, 10:12:34 am
If you do, make sure you put 'TS' in the heading so only those it interests read it.

Exactly DM.  +1............  :thumbsup:

 :hi: :hi:
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Offline oldrockingchair

« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2019, 11:58:18 am »
Quote from: Sar-Major on January 20, 2019, 11:50:21 am
I bet he "Put a Smile on Yours"...............................   :rolleyes:    :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

 :hi: :hi:

Noooooo it was a grimace of the worst kind :scare: :scare:

Offline williambream

« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2019, 09:44:44 pm »
Quote from: daviemac on January 20, 2019, 10:12:34 am
If you do, make sure you put 'TS' in the heading so only those it interests read it.

I did last time and people still came in to complain!
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« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2019, 10:16:06 pm »
Quote from: Amst on January 20, 2019, 09:44:44 pm
I did last time and people still came in to complain!

Not me  :hi:  Not my thing at all but live and let live I say.  Take no notice of the narrow minded amongst us, I have no interest so I don't read any of the reviews with TS in the title. 

Offline Benjamino88

« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2019, 07:43:11 am »
Quote from: Amst on January 20, 2019, 08:21:05 am
I've text her this morning for a meet. Tranny's comms are generally shit but if it goes ahead I'll put a review up.

Would be really interested to read that review if you do TOFTT. £100 for 30 mins is a fair whack but her AW reviews are all very good.

Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2019, 09:27:59 am »
Quote from: Benjamino88 on January 21, 2019, 07:43:11 am
Would be really interested to read that review if you do TOFTT. £100 for 30 mins is a fair whack but her AW reviews are all very good.

Not sure if your just interested in his review, or TS's in general. As I've noticed there are a lot of TS reviews whilst I been "Indexing AW Reviews".

Just search TS in the search function, I give them a "Wide Berth" as it does "Fuck All" for me.

 :hi: :hi:
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Offline Benjamino88

« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2019, 10:35:23 am »
Hi Sarj,

I’m interested in TS’s but in that specific one also as she’s in Newcastle and we don’t get many quality visits up here.

Offline williambream

« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2019, 07:14:48 pm »
Quote from: Benjamino88 on January 21, 2019, 07:43:11 am
Would be really interested to read that review if you do TOFTT. £100 for 30 mins is a fair whack but her AW reviews are all very good.

Never got back to me but I'm not surprised. I've generally had to get lucky with same day meets as they're usually busy with a cock in their mouth when I text.

I left a TS review not so long ago for Newcastle if you want to read ;)

Offline Benjamino88

« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2019, 08:13:07 pm »
Who was the review for Amst? I’m not able to search your reviews yet.

Offline JoshJJ

« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2019, 07:57:33 am »
Quote from: Benjamino88 on January 22, 2019, 08:13:07 pm
Who was the review for Amst? I’m not able to search your reviews yet.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=231583


Offline Benjamino88

« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2019, 04:05:48 pm »
Thanks bud. :thumbsup:

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2019, 04:21:42 pm »
Back to Alice, shes seems to move around a bit. Anyone know if she comes to London too?
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