Strip Clubs in London

[ADM300986]

Does anybody know of any that allow sexual contact or where the girls will meet you after etc? Just a fantasy of mine 

[LLPunting]

Try reading the various existing discussions about strip clubs.

[ADM300986]

Most of which are years ago and I have no idea if the premises are still running or indeed still offer the same services etc. But thanks 

[LLPunting]

Most of which are years ago and I have no idea if the premises are still running or indeed still offer the same services etc. But thanks 

So given no strip joints are permitted to be operating due to current restrictions and have not been trading since the beginning of lockdown why would there be any solid info on current provision from closed premises?

[ADM300986]

Hence why I came on here to ask if someone knew of any that were/would be opening up? I am new to this and a bit of a push in the right direction would be helpful.

Clearly simple questions irk some people..

[Shades]

While you are at it, can someone let me know where i can find a chocolate Tea Pot that holds tea? Mine keeps melting on me.

[ADM300986]

Try the various search discussions 

[ADM300986]

Has anyone ever been to one on there own? I’m thinking about it but not sure id have the guts..baby steps for me I think!

[Liverpool]

Has anyone ever been to one on there own? I’m thinking about it but not sure id have the guts..baby steps for me I think!

Instead of posting the same thing on multiple discussion threads regarding strip clubs, why not conduct your 'research on one thread only?

[Mintiger87]

I use to have alot of fun at Nag's Head next to Aldgate East years ago with a few girls(after being a regular and building rapport with them)

I'd go into the 'private dance area' with them and be kissing, touching and cumming on their ass after a lap dance with my pants off! Lol we had be very sneakily about it as obviously wasn't aloud within the establishment.

One lady even gave me her private number so she could text when she's working at another establisment with less strict rules

But yeah this was like 10 years ago, been a while since I last went there

[ADM300986]

Apologies for the multithread question.

I thought it was being added on here and the site crashed. I hadn’t realised I had done it on both.

[enjoyedthat]

Does anyone remember a ‘club’ that took place in the 90’s, top floor of a pub next to Acton Main station (I remember the level crossing that’s about it)  it was well organised, always about 3-4 girls that would walk around for the old £1 in the jar, but then as they danced one-by-one they went around and each guy would be permitted a feel or a grope.  It was a couple of hours once a month, then on the odd occasion there would be a stag session were things would get more ‘interesting’ with selected cocks being invited out during dance time.

There was a fee on entrance, maybe a fiver and the bar would sell pub price drinks.
The girls were always stunners for sure.
Always a good night, never got to a stag sesh sadly.  I remember a membership card.
Ah for the days

[ADM300986]

Sounds like my kinda place!

[myothernameis]

Does anybody know of any that allow sexual contact or where the girls will meet you after etc? Just a fantasy of mine 

How about contributing to the forum, like a posting a review

[ADM300986]

Needless comment.

[Liverpool]

Needless comment.

But 100% true.

You sound to me like a journalist or something like that with your questions.

If you're genuine, man up and go to a strip club.

[myothernameis]

Needless comment.

Not needless comment, but dont think you will last long here, unless you know otherwise, like do you punt, and have had a recent booking with a escort

Rule 1  Site ethos/mission
 Members are expected to post Reviews, although there is no formal quota (see rule 27). General chat relating to Punting is allowed on the appropriate Board.

Rule 27 Lurking / Dormant Accounts
Members that do not contribute Reviews or where their accounts become dormant may have their membership revoked.

[ADM300986]

Again, needless.

What is this forum for but if not to share and give advice to those who may be starting on their “punting” journies? If it was just a review to leave a review then why are you all on here reading the forums?

I came on here for some advice as I am new but most of you are very unwelcoming and seem to have forgotten what it’s like to be starting it out it seems!

Probably get slated for this message now right?

[ADM300986]

Oh and by the way I have been on here 7 hours.. Hardly time to see anyone let alone review them!

[Liverpool]

Again, needless.

What is this forum for but if not to share and give advice to those who may be starting on their “punting” journies? If it was just a review to leave a review then why are you all on here reading the forums?

I came on here for some advice as I am new but most of you are very unwelcoming and seem to have forgotten what it’s like to be starting it out it seems!

Probably get slated for this message now right?

You're right we all started somewhere.

I started by looking round the boards, reading reviews and adding information where I could. The first question I asked I got vitriolic shit off a few members, but I didn't cry about it. I looked where I went wrong and learned from it.

You have asked the same question in different places despite not seeing the massive thread on the Ye Old Axe. If you can't go yo a strip club on your own, the fuck me, we're going to get scant reviews from you when you go to see an escort.

Take the advice, stop crying about it with the 'needless comment' bollocks and man up.

[Liverpool]

Oh and by the way I have been on here 7 hours.. Hardly time to see anyone let alone review them!

You joined 10/2/21. A little more than 7 hours ago.

[ADM300986]

Not crying Sir at all. Just don’t appreciate the attitude of some who clearly think they are better than others. We all come on here for different reasons etc and mainly to have fun. My fun is different to your fun and your fun is different to the next guys. It’s not your place to tell me how to have it either. I wouldn’t tell you to man or and I wouldn’t tell you to go read things in a different place. A moderator hasn’t done so, so why should you, unless I’m wrong and you make the rules round here?

Take this as me crying if you wish, I’m really not. Couldn’t give two hoots if you do. Just don’t tell me how to have my fun. Anyways... line drawn and all that.

[Liverpool]

Not crying Sir at all. Just don’t appreciate the attitude of some who clearly think they are better than others. We all come on here for different reasons etc and mainly to have fun. My fun is different to your fun and your fun is different to the next guys. It’s not your place to tell me how to have it either. I wouldn’t tell you to man or and I wouldn’t tell you to go read things in a different place. A moderator hasn’t done so, so why should you, unless I’m wrong and you make the rules round here?

Take this as me crying if you wish, I’m really not. Couldn’t give two hoots if you do. Just don’t tell me how to have my fun. Anyways... line drawn and all that.

I've not once told you how to have fun. No-one is better than anyone else. Those that do are given short shrift. Likewise this is an adult forum run by adults. I am not for one minute suggesting that this true of you, although I have doubts, but we have seen enough charlatans, trolls, leeches etc on this site so we have a hard edge in how we are with people. No-one has treated you any differently. If you think that is not the case please report to a moderator.

In terms of your strip club, my advice still stands, man up and go. The advice of others still stands, don't go in all guns blazing expecting to be knuckle deep in pussy. Bide your time, build a rapport and go from there.

[ADM300986]

I respect your view and appreciate your advice. I’ll take it on board.

[daviemac]

Not crying Sir at all. Just don’t appreciate the attitude of some who clearly think they are better than others. We all come on here for different reasons etc and mainly to have fun. My fun is different to your fun and your fun is different to the next guys. It’s not your place to tell me how to have it either. I wouldn’t tell you to man or and I wouldn’t tell you to go read things in a different place. A moderator hasn’t done so, so why should you, unless I’m wrong and you make the rules round here?

Take this as me crying if you wish, I’m really not. Couldn’t give two hoots if you do. Just don’t tell me how to have my fun. Anyways... line drawn and all that.

Can i ask why you started another thread when your original one was merged with an existing thread on the subject.   

[ADM300986]

It was a mistake.

I thought I was starting a new one. But actually I was just adding it on to an existing thread. I thought Something had gone wrong as I couldn’t see my thread (this one) Then realised what I’d done. Actually created a mini thread within a thread and then created this one.

[daviemac]

It was a mistake.

I thought I was starting a new one. But actually I was just adding it on to an existing thread. I thought Something had gone wrong as I couldn’t see my thread (this one) Then realised what I’d done. Actually created a mini thread within a thread and then created this one.

No, you posted a thread exactly the same as this one but it was merged into the excising one on the subject, then you have posted the same thing again on another new thread.  There is no point in having the same topic running on two separate threads.

[ADM300986]

I really don’t know.

I posted the question as above on the thread about the age old oake which was an accident. I then posted this fresh. I did not realise there was another thread.

I don’t know what else to tell you? If you read through my timeline I said I had connectivity issues when I posted before and couldn’t see the original thread which is why I posted again and why I assumed there were two but I’d done one in the wrong place.

Genuine mistake but I don’t really know what I have done in all truth.

[daviemac]

I really don’t know.

I posted the question as above on the thread about the age old oake which was an accident. I then posted this fresh. I did not realise there was another thread.

I don’t know what else to tell you? If you read through my timeline I said I had connectivity issues when I posted before and couldn’t see the original thread which is why I posted again and why I assumed there were two but I’d done one in the wrong place.

Genuine mistake but I don’t really know what I have done in all truth.

No, I put it there because that's where it belongs. You initially posted as a new thread on here and then repeated it.

Now you are asking questions and getting answers on two separate threads. 

[ADM300986]

Look, this is literally the first day I have used the forum. You should be able to see that by the messages I have sent. I have told you I had connectivity issues and that I mistakenly posted a few times as I thought they weren’t showing up or completing.

I dont know why I have to explain myself to you. Are you a moderator?

[ADM300986]

You should be able to see the times I posted were nigh on the exact time. Why would I bother with that? Simply because I thought I hadn’t posted at all the first time so posted again only to realise I had. Quite simple but genuine mistake .

[daviemac]

Look, this is literally the first day I have used the forum. You should be able to see that by the messages I have sent. I have told you I had connectivity issues and that I mistakenly posted a few times as I thought they weren’t showing up or completing.

I dont know why I have to explain myself to you. Are you a moderator?

Yes.

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I am trying to be helpful here but you are making it very difficult.

[ADM300986]

Read above.

If you wish to punish someone for a mistake then go ahead.

[daviemac]

Read above.

If you wish to punish someone for a mistake then go ahead.

Look you are really making this very difficult but you read this.

Just after midnight yesterday you posted a thread about strip clubs.

8am I moved that thread to the existing strip club thread.

10am yesterday you started another thread about strip clubs asking the same question.

As a result of that you are asking questions and getting answers on two threads on the same subject. Had I noticed it earlier I would have deleted it. Now as there are replies to you on both threads if it is deleted those replies will be lost and if I merge it it will mess the other thread up.

If you had given me the chance I was going to explain to you that if at any time you don't see a thread you started then click on your name and select 'show posts' and you will see where it is.