Same B&S merchants by the sounds of it.
Here's my review from last year:
London / Poppy in Mitcham - dreadful B&S and I should have walked
« on July 27, 2020, 07:43:34 pm »
External Link/Members OnlyHaving not had a bad experience with an escort in over two years, I guess fate conspired that I was due one soon. Unfortunately materialised today in the form of Poppy. I called up earlier and a well-spoken English girl answered the phone - I confirmed the booking for 15 minutes and jumped on the bus from Wimbledon to Mitcham. I paid for the private gallery but there's no feedback on the profile which should have stopped me in tracks, but like a fool I rushed in.
The house is on Grove Road about 10 minutes walk from Mitcham town centre - rang the bell and Poppy answered the door - at this point I should have walked as she isn't the girl in the photo - 5'1" at the most, dumpy, quite stocky figure and no way is she 19 - try 35. Imagine the typical female duty manager in a Wetherspoons and you'll know the sort of look I'm referring to. Faint Irish accent. Several large tattoos on her lower back and upper thighs.
I paid £60 for 15 minutes - house had a nasty smell of cheap perfume / cleaning fluid.
Handed over the cash as thinking with my dick got the better of me
Started with poor oral and her technique is dire, I was really struggling to get it up, eventually got her into doggy but her arse was just wide and cumbersome it took me a while to penetrate her - her body just didn't turn me on. Did that for a bit and then she got on top - incredibly mechanical technique but it didn't matter as I just didn't find her attractive - at this point I actually said "you're not the girl in the pictures are you?" to which she replied "yes 100%" - if that's the case I need an urgent trip to Specsavers.
She finished me off with a poor handjob, really amateurish technique and by that point I was itching to get out of there.
There's 3 other girls working at the same property listed on Adultwork, I glimpsed a couple loitering in the room downstairs, almost certainly the same fake profiles.
In summary the whole experience was about as erotic as the exercise yard at a maximum security prison.
Oh well...I guess you live and learn.