I was planning to have one of my infrequent visits in the Honiton direction (where her map shows she is based, and I quite fancied the pictures of her bum poking out of her jodhpurs (a word I, who knows nothing about horses, can spell and she can't):
/www.adultwork.com/5521839 or
External Link/Members Only Anyway, I contacted her about ten days beforehand, with a suggested date, and as she seems to like to know a bit about her clients, I sent her quite a fair amount of detail about myself, and my likes and dislikes, as well as being complimentary about her.
She took two days to read my message, and when she did reply, she made no mention of any appointment. All she said was that she wanted to converse on Kik or Whatsapp. I didn't want any such thing- I didn't see the point of it, and anyway, I don't like being pestered with telephone messages. so I suggested an exchange of e-mails.
I also asked about the proposed appointment, which she had not mentioned.
She replied quickly, giving her e-mail address. But there was still no mention of any appointment.
I replied again, this time saying that it was clear the appointment was not going to happen, that I would not be down her way again for a year at least, and so goodbye and all the best.
Two days later I got a response, which was a minor masterpiece of pointlessness: "Sorry darling, I'm not available that day at all."
In other words, she had never had any intention of seeing me, but wanted to engage in a protracted exchange of correspondence.
Why? What use would it have been to find out about my hobbies(or whatever)? How would my views on global warming (again, or whatever) have improved our (abortive) encounter?
I can only think of four possible reasons for all this (which are not necessarily mutually exclusive):
1. She is playing some sort of "power game", where she sees how long she can string potential clients along for before she says "yes" or "no".
2. She is under the impression that Adultwork is a dating site.
3. She thinks that by going through this palaver she isn't really engaging in prostitution.
4. She is nuts.
I can't see any reference to her on here.Perhaps not surprisingly.
All I would say is: unless you haven't got a life and are absolutely desperate to see her, don't bother. You will just waste a significant amount of time and may get nowhere.
Anybody got any other views as to what the hell she was playing at?
