"and what have you been doing today?"

[threechilliman]

From the post by Neal69.

I guess a lot of us have been asked something similar when going about our business post-punt. So:-

What was your reply?

What actually went through your mind as you said it??

tcm

[MancSean]

From the post by Neal69.

I guess a lot of us have been asked something similar when going about our business post-punt. So:-

What was your reply?

What actually went through your mind as you said it??

tcm

Quite amusing I just started a thread about married punting v single punting and now that I am single how I miss the buzz of punting whilst in a relationship.
The question of your thread made me reminisce the lies I spouted out when asked it but the sweetest bit of all were the filthy thoughts that went through my head when I was saying been to the pub then the match.

[Neal69]

My reply was.

" Been to a meeting at work that finished early and now I am having my haircut and walking the dog"

What I wanted to say was.

" Just been balls deep in a hot young thing like yourself, you look like you could charge £150 per hour and do you do CIM?"

Instead we talked about innane shit like " have you had a holiday this year?"

 

[Siadwel]

Monday morning at work, not so long ago.

Colleague at work: 'Do anything exciting over the weekend?'

Me; 'Not really. Took the car for a burn round the M25 to Heathrow and back, just to give it a run and charge the battery'

Thinks: And to get my finger, amongst many other things, up one of the sexiest, most willing pussies round the M25.

Me: 'How 'bout you?'

 

[thefoxman]

Hide in plain sight:

[coming back from lunchbreak]

Them: "You look flushed, have you had a cheeky pint or two in the pub ?"

Me: "I just shagged a 25 year old fit blonde prossie for an hour" (true)

Them: "which pub did you go to ?"

[Jamesmadden]

Hide in plain sight:

[coming back from lunchbreak]

Them: "You look flushed, have you had a cheeky pint or two in the pub ?"

Me: "I just shagged a 25 year old fit blonde prossie for an hour" (true)

Them: "which pub did you go to ?"

When I used to work in central london and i had a lunch hour break.

Them: You ok? what happened to you hair?

Me: Oh, im fine it was a bit windy.

Thinking: I was just getting a blowjob and was balls deep in a hot 27 year old with 38FF boobs and a big butt

 

[yorkie]

The Mrs: How was the meeting in Manchester?

Me: They turned up over an hour late so we over ran.
(Just had one girl on the fella and another over my face. You'd smell them if you let me within two feet of you)

Me: And we've had to arrange a follow up for next month!!